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  • #31
    Re: Doubtful

    Originally posted by gueritol View Post
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18768

    There are more ... shall I continue?
    Whoops!

    It's unravelling. Wait for the full meltdown.

    God has plenty to say about women keeping quiet and being submissive but I don't see how any of that has to do with women not being able to be True Christians. They just need to know their place.
    1 Peter 3:5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:

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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
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    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #32
      Re: Doubtful

      Originally posted by gueritol View Post
      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18768

      There are more ... shall I continue?
      I don't see anywhere in your link where Bob4God says a woman cannot be a True Christian™. In fact, just the other day, Bob4God patted my wife on the head and praised her for being a True Christian™ helpmeet. If she was not a True Christian™ Bob4God would shun her like he shuns the soulless jigaboos who do the landscaping around Freehold. What is wrong with that?

      God is not fooled by your accusations. He can see what is in our hearts, and He knows you are a dirty anal fiend, and Bob4God is a perfect man of God. If you would pause to wipe the poop off of your tallywacker for a moment, you might hear the weeping of sweet Baby Jesus.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #33
        Re: Doubtful

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        Redeemed Papist and I hold all of the same opinions. If he is lying, then I am lying too. The same goes for all TRUE Christians™, since our opinions all come from the Bible. But we are NOT lying, we are telling the TRUTH™!
        You should be renamed to phallic bob, your obsession borders on sickening. Shame on you!

        Just because the Lady Etheldreda asked nicely I'll put the baggage that I carry as best as I know it.

        I was born of Jew parents, out of wedlock. Managed to be circumcised before I was GIVEN AWAY on adoption, bounced around until I was taken into a Catholic house, they renounced my sins, and baptized me.

        I found out I was adopted when in my teens, I reveled and hit the streets, moved around countries illegally, returned to this fine country worst than how I left.

        One random day I woke up in a hotel, and I found the Book. Didn't pay much attention to it, it was during the time that life and hope was dwindling that I read it (I carried it with me for a really long time, to this date I do not know why).

        It revolted me to know that I was the worst scum of the earth, sinner and a bastard!

        I decided to hide my self in reclusion, and disappeared from the map. I mostly eat and read the Bible.

        A few years ago I decided to come back to the world, to find out I lost my adoptive parents in different years. I had never spoken to them since the day I left.

        I secluded my self once again, until a few months ago. Where I decided enough is enough.

        I have not children, nor will have because I do not want them to carry this shameful bastard inheritance.

        Don't think I left anything out ... well except the details that might drive Mr. Billy Bob crazy with excitement.

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        • #34
          Re: Doubtful

          Originally posted by gueritol View Post
          You should be renamed to phallic bob, your obsession borders on sickening. Shame on you!

          Just because the Lady Etheldreda asked nicely I'll put the baggage that I carry as best as I know it.

          I was born of Jew parents, out of wedlock. Managed to be circumcised before I was GIVEN AWAY on adoption, bounced around until I was taken into a Catholic house, they renounced my sins, and baptized me.

          I found out I was adopted when in my teens, I reveled and hit the streets, moved around countries illegally, returned to this fine country worst than how I left.

          One random day I woke up in a hotel, and I found the Book. Didn't pay much attention to it, it was during the time that life and hope was dwindling that I read it (I carried it with me for a really long time, to this date I do not know why).

          It revolted me to know that I was the worst scum of the earth, sinner and a bastard!

          I decided to hide my self in reclusion, and disappeared from the map. I mostly eat and read the Bible.

          A few years ago I decided to come back to the world, to find out I lost my adoptive parents in different years. I had never spoken to them since the day I left.

          I secluded my self once again, until a few months ago. Where I decided enough is enough.

          I have not children, nor will have because I do not want them to carry this shameful bastard inheritance.

          Don't think I left anything out ... well except the details that might drive Mr. Billy Bob crazy with excitement.
          So what! You can whine about this all you like but that doesn't explain your hatefulness towards people just celebrating the word of God.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #35
            Re: Doubtful

            Originally posted by gueritol View Post
            I mostly eat and read the Bible.
            I find this quite disturbing. Are you aware of what some Christians do to Bible munchers?
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • #36
              Re: Doubtful

              If it pretends to be pushed over the edge into suicide by our alleged hateful confirmation of its sickening back story then it wins 1000 troll predictability points. We had one of those last week but it wasn't as whiny as this one.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

              Comment


              • #37
                Re: Doubtful

                Originally posted by gueritol View Post
                You should be renamed to phallic bob, your obsession borders on sickening. Shame on you!

                Just because the Lady Etheldreda asked nicely I'll put the baggage that I carry as best as I know it.
                I don't believe you. Catholics don't take Jewish babies anymore. Unless you're a Spaniard, that is, but your English is too good for that.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #38
                  Re: Doubtful

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  If it pretends to be pushed over the edge into suicide by our alleged hateful confirmation of its sickening back story then it wins 1000 troll predictability points. We had one of those last week but it wasn't as whiny as this one.
                  See how it attacks the masculinity of those it finds intimidating? It probably has deep daddy issues behind its hatred of Jesus and me.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • #39
                    Re: Doubtful

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    If it pretends to be pushed over the edge into suicide by our alleged hateful confirmation of its sickening back story then it wins 1000 troll predictability points. We had one of those last week but it wasn't as whiny as this one.
                    I didn't do it for you Mr. Papist. Your hate is sickening. Your ambiguity borders on malignant. You're a devil's incarnate! Repent sinner!

                    See how the evil snake inside of you comes out with its lies. I never said anything of suicide, nor hateful remarks. Your devil's inside make you twist the truth. Lier! sinner! unworthy! unholy! Hope your trip down the chute to the fire is a painful one!

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                    • #40
                      Re: Doubtful

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      I don't believe you. Catholics don't take Jewish babies anymore. Unless you're a Spaniard, that is, but your English is too good for that.
                      Who knows what depravities are practised in Best, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                      Comment


                      • #41
                        Re: Doubtful

                        Originally posted by gueritol View Post
                        I didn't do it for you Mr. Papist. Your hate is sickening. Your ambiguity borders on malignant. You're a devil's incarnate! Repent sinner!

                        See how the evil snake inside of you comes out with its lies. I never said anything of suicide, nor hateful remarks. Your devil's inside make you twist the truth. Lier! sinner! unworthy! unholy! Hope your trip down the chute to the fire is a painful one!
                        Nope... not a word of hate has passed your lips. But boy oh boy when you atheist mockers let rip you do with a vengeance.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                        Comment


                        • #42
                          Re: Doubtful

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          See how it attacks the masculinity of those it finds intimidating? It probably has deep daddy issues behind its hatred of Jesus and me.
                          It's close to declaring its true intentions in coming here. Bets on it being an atheist mocker? I'm holding out very slim odds on it's actually a deluded Papist muddled by false Bibles and child rape by priests.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Doubtful

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            See how it attacks the masculinity of those it finds intimidating? It probably has deep daddy issues behind its hatred of Jesus and me.
                            I don't hate you?! ... why would I? I'm sorry if I made you feel hated, not my intention.

                            I just pity (Maybe there is a better word ... but could not find it just now) your phallic obsession, and how saddening and hard must be to live with that inside of you (no pun intended). Conquer it, fight it, you can!

                            And yes!, for sure I have dad issues ... never had one, natural nor adoptive ... I happen to just have shared that with you! ... Or was that sarcastic and I simply didn't get it???

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                            • #44
                              Re: Doubtful

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Nope... not a word of hate has passed your lips.
                              That would be lying from my part.

                              I admit that I have thrown hard and not nice things back at you, very deserved BTW, I will not mince words with evil serpents.

                              When you stop lying and come out clean and when you stop speaking of people, and start speaking about God, my opinion of you will change for sure.

                              But don't be blinded in your judgement of me that you don't see yourself from your high-throne. For that is sinful, as the only throne is for God.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Doubtful

                                Originally posted by gueritol View Post
                                That would be lying from my part.

                                I admit that I have thrown hard and not nice things back at you, very deserved BTW, I will not mince words with evil serpents.

                                When you stop lying and come out clean and when you stop speaking of people, and start speaking about God, my opinion of you will change for sure.

                                But don't be blinded in your judgement of me that you don't see yourself from your high-throne. For that is sinful, as the only throne is for God.
                                Quoted for great irony.
                                Luke 6:37 Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:

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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                                Comment

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