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  • Vocaltard
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2012
    • 32

    #1

    yo

    okay well theres not much to it. i am a nice person in general, i prefer to be a mystery, i am not racist and i hate racism, i like to play video games, im not very religious so i am hoping to find that side of me here also if your nice to me im nice to you. i like japanese music as seen by my profile pictures and avatar. Kaito is my favorite. i will not share any personal information which includes gender. i have a soft side for animals and believe they are no different from us. please dont ban me! just because of my personal views doesn't mean i shouldn't get the chance to speak my mind. i dont go to church often since i still have my studies to work on all the time.
  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #2
    Re: yo

    Originally posted by Vocaloid View Post
    okay well theres not much to it. i am a nice person in general, i prefer to be a mystery, i am not racist and i hate racism, i like to play video games, im not very religious so i am hoping to find that side of me here also if your nice to me im nice to you. i like japanese music as seen by my profile pictures and avatar. Kaito is my favorite. i will not share any personal information which includes gender. i have a soft side for animals and believe they are no different from us. please dont ban me! just because of my personal views doesn't mean i shouldn't get the chance to speak my mind. i dont go to church often since i still have my studies to work on all the time.
    What a load of pretentious, unsaved crap! First, I see your SHIFT KEY is working, so use it. Second, you're a guest here, behave like one. Third, get over it, you're a girl. And finally, this place is about Jesus and the KJV1611 Bible. Starting reading it and then we might have something to talk about.
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    • Vocaltard
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Mar 2012
      • 32

      #3
      Re: yo

      hey how bout being nice? we only just met and i will not say what i am. you can say girl or boy but you will never know. don't be a jerk bro.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #4
        Re: yo

        Originally posted by Vocaloid View Post
        ...just because of my personal views doesn't mean i shouldn't get the chance to speak my mind...
        Hello? This is their forum, not yours.

        Before you get all offended about your "rights" being violated, realize that this is a PRIVATELY owned and financed (not government, so the First Amendment does not apply here) Baptist Church's webforum, to which they allow public access to a small part thereof.

        If you haven't read the King James Bible yet, please do, so that you are familiar with the subject matter. You can find online copies (this is the one I use). Two books a day (about an hour's worth of reading), and you'll be done in a month. Until then, I'd suggest lurking moar.

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #5
          Re: yo

          Originally posted by Vocaloid View Post
          hey how bout being nice? we only just met and i will not say what i am. you can say girl or boy but you will never know. don't be a jerk bro.
          We're not your bro. We're not 4 chan. We're not kids so stuff like yo and bro don't cut it. Stuff like hosanna and praise Jesus does cut it.

          Now why do you hate Jesus? Why are you not on your knees begging His forgiveness?
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Vocaltard
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Mar 2012
            • 32

            #6
            Re: yo

            because man. i'm not as stiff as most of you. and god is forgiving. i begged forgiveness at my last confession. i think he forgives me. plus its just the way i speak dude. deal with it

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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236

              #7
              Re: yo

              Originally posted by Vocaloid View Post
              hey how bout being nice? we only just met and i will not say what i am. you can say girl or boy but you will never know. don't be a jerk bro.
              My friend, when you admit that you hate God and then use a filthy avatar of jap anime porn, what do you expect? This is God's church, not a playground or a platform to pimp your deviancy.

              Have you ever considered giving up the sin that keeps you awake at night with self-loathing, and replacing it with the love of Jesus Christ? We can help you become a normal person.

              In Him
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • Professor Bessemer
                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 2952

                #8
                Re: yo

                Originally posted by Vocaloid View Post
                hey how bout being nice? we only just met and i will not say what i am. you can say girl or boy but you will never know. don't be a jerk bro.
                The only people who are uncomfortable with their gender are women and homosexuals. Which one of these inferior groups do you belong to?
                Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                • herbertLovesGod
                  Guest
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 223

                  #9
                  Re: yo

                  I apologize in advance if the following get's your panties into a bunch, but shouldn't you be going to full time kindergarten and not have the afternoons off to blaspheme?

                  If your not very religious, your not very Landover(tm), also please read the following which is at the top of the page you posted your tripe to:

                  "The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."
                  From the introduction you posted, sounds like you should probably stop being a lazy messican and read the KJV.

                  Servant Herbert.


                  Originally posted by Vocaloid View Post
                  okay well theres not much to it. i am a nice person in general, i prefer to be a mystery, i am not racist and i hate racism, i like to play video games, im not very religious so i am hoping to find that side of me here also if your nice to me im nice to you. i like japanese music as seen by my profile pictures and avatar. Kaito is my favorite. i will not share any personal information which includes gender. i have a soft side for animals and believe they are no different from us. please dont ban me! just because of my personal views doesn't mean i shouldn't get the chance to speak my mind. i dont go to church often since i still have my studies to work on all the time.

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                  • herbertLovesGod
                    Guest
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 223

                    #10
                    Re: yo

                    Originally posted by Vocaloid View Post
                    because man. i'm not as stiff as most of you. and god is forgiving. i begged forgiveness at my last confession. i think he forgives me. plus its just the way i speak dude. deal with it
                    uhhhhhhh WHAT! Your last confession? OH MY REAL GOD! Good luck with that ride to hell fag.

                    Servant Herbert.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #11
                      Re: yo

                      Originally posted by Vocaloid View Post
                      ... god is forgiving. i begged forgiveness at my last confession. i think he forgives me...
                      Ah, there's the problem. Catholics aren't Christians.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: yo

                        Originally posted by Vocaloid View Post
                        i'm not as stiff as most of you.
                        Why does it always have to be about sex with you Jap anime perverts?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409

                          #13
                          Re: yo

                          Is this jap wannabe gamertard here to praise Jesus or to learn how to accept Jesus or is he just another lame atheist tard here to play mind games and to mock God?
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • herbertLovesGod
                            Guest
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 223

                            #14
                            Re: yo

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Why does it always have to be about sex with you Jap anime perverts?
                            The yellow are not known for their male prowess, like the American is. They have trouble finding wives and tend to sin while using "anime".

                            Servant Herbert.

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #15
                              Re: yo

                              Dear tranny gametard,

                              What did Jesus do to anger you? Oh, it must have been DYING (briefly) FOR YOUR SINS.



                              Yours in Christ,

                              Z. Smyth
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