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  • Father Anderson
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2012
    • 14

    #1

    Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

    My dear brothers and sisters,

    I may be yet an unsaved trash, and I know this humbling will help me in being saved.
    I used to go to a church in Vatican, well. used to work here as well, even though I was sent to many places, to do unspeakable work for the roman catholic church.

    The work itself was a work of wrath, iniquity and violence. But I do not wish to dwell on this.

    I was raised by the church, and indoctrinated that the word of god was to be thought upon, was to be rationalized in order to go on our missions.
    Working with the orphans, in a proper bible way, did help to assuage my mind, body and soul for now, but proved not to be enough through time.

    I found your forum about a year ago, after I came back from Ireland, and began reading what you had to share.

    In this, thank you. I have had the revelation (no pun intended) of my life, and did quit this rotten church. Church which allowed me to amass a sizable quantity of wealth, which I do not wish to touch for now. It is safely stored in many offshore accounts, as the Lord would not wish me to loose the wages of my work to petty things as secular taxes.

    I know I am not yet ready to have a dwelling in Landover, although I must say the prices are quite affordable, and show Christian benevolence in them.
    However, I would like to tithe some of my ill gotten gains for now, if only to help you raise your community the best way possible.

    For now, I barely am a Father anymore. You may strip me of that title if you wish, and simply call me Anderson. I know I am not worthy of it, yet old tenets of life are hard to let go, as letting go of the orphan was.

    Please find here my favorite verses thereafter.
    Psalms 149:6-9
    6Let the high praises of God be in their mouth, and a two-edged sword in their hand;
    7To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people;
    8To bind their kings with chains, and their nobles with fetters of iron;
    9To execute upon them the judgment written: this honour have all his saints. Praise ye the LORD.

    Yours in Christ,
    A
    Psalms 149 :
    7To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people;
    8To bind their kings with chains, and their nobles with fetters of iron;
    9To execute upon them the judgment written: this honour have all his saints. Praise ye the LORD.
  • Noah Sole
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2012
    • 865

    #2
    Re: Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

    Welcome to Gods forum Anderson

    Have you completely recanted your evil cathlick ways?

    Can you walk past an altar boy now without the urge to fill him with Gods love?

    Yours in Christ

    Noah
    Genesis 7:5
    And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


    John 8:32
    And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #3
      Re: Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

      Have you married a good Christian woman and fathered sons yet?
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Father Anderson
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Apr 2012
        • 14

        #4
        Re: Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

        Originally posted by Noah Sole
        Welcome to Gods forum Anderson

        Have you completely recanted your evil cathlick ways?

        Can you walk past an altar boy now without the urge to fill him with Gods love?
        As I mentionned, old tenets are hard to let go of. But I work, and with the help of Jesus Christ as well as the Scripture the Lord left us to reflect on and follow, I know I will be able to.

        Originally posted by "Redeemed Papist
        Have you married a good Christian woman and fathered sons yet?
        As your name implies you probably know my kind is forbidden to marry in the RCC. I have raised many a warrior for the Christ, but never have fathered yet. As soon as I prove worthy, I will increase my worthiness by doing so.
        I would prefer to move to Landover at first, though. Good Christian women are hard to come by, and from browsing your forum I now know I will be able to increase the Holy Army there.
        Psalms 149 :
        7To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people;
        8To bind their kings with chains, and their nobles with fetters of iron;
        9To execute upon them the judgment written: this honour have all his saints. Praise ye the LORD.

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #5
          Re: Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

          Originally posted by Father Anderson View Post
          As your name implies you probably know my kind is forbidden to marry in the RCC. I have raised many a warrior for the Christ, but never have fathered yet. As soon as I prove worthy, I will increase my worthiness by doing so.
          I would prefer to move to Landover at first, though. Good Christian women are hard to come by, and from browsing your forum I now know I will be able to increase the Holy Army there.
          You're not getting into Freehold without being saved and certified, friend, so hold your horses.

          Secondly, it's relatively easy to become an ex-Catholic. I suggest you start reading the Bible and see how very much mistaken what you have been taught actually is.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Father Anderson
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            Under Investigation
            • Apr 2012
            • 14

            #6
            Re: Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

            I know, Redeemed Papist, I know. Horses are being held, although not bible study.

            I brought upon myself to acquire an original of the KJ1611 bible from my old place of employment. I read it every day. It does being me peace because I know I am in the right path. It also brings me pain because I now can reflect clearly on my past actions.

            The path will be long and hard, but then Salvation is worth it.
            Psalms 149 :
            7To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people;
            8To bind their kings with chains, and their nobles with fetters of iron;
            9To execute upon them the judgment written: this honour have all his saints. Praise ye the LORD.

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #7
              Re: Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

              Welcome, Brother Anderson!

              (Sorry, I kinda have a hard time calling you "Father.")

              Usually I take people to task for failing to properly capitalize faith-related pronouns, but I must say when I look at your lower-case typing of the phrase "roman catholic," I get the feeling we are going to get on famously!
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              • Father Anderson
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                Under Investigation
                • Apr 2012
                • 14

                #8
                Re: Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

                Thank you, Brother Faith Machine.

                As for the RCC, or moreso the rcc, I only have Psalms 7:14-17 which pops up in my mind now.
                Psalms 149 :
                7To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people;
                8To bind their kings with chains, and their nobles with fetters of iron;
                9To execute upon them the judgment written: this honour have all his saints. Praise ye the LORD.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #9
                  Re: Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

                  Who's father are you?

                  If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                  If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                  You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                  Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Father Anderson
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                    Under Investigation
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 14

                    #10
                    Re: Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

                    Thank you, Pastor Ezekizel. I already have read both discussions and found them informative.

                    As for the father part, it is one of the titles I used to bear when I was part of the rcc. Sincerely I think I put it by habit. Among the other nicknames I have been called this for so many years...
                    Psalms 149 :
                    7To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people;
                    8To bind their kings with chains, and their nobles with fetters of iron;
                    9To execute upon them the judgment written: this honour have all his saints. Praise ye the LORD.

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                    • Zechariah Smyth
                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 15251

                      #11
                      Re: Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

                      Hey padre, what's that on your cheek, some kind of war paint? You an injun or something?

                      (Leviticus 19:28) "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

                      Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

                      Z. Smyth
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                      • Father Anderson
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                        Under Investigation
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 14

                        #12
                        Re: Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

                        Dear Zachariah,

                        This is a wound I acquired in battle in Ireland. I am afraid I did not choose where the bloody monster would try hitting me. I could have chosen to have it taken away. However, I prefered to keep it to remind me and others of the consequences of carelessness.

                        Dear Zechariah, your answer indeed brings scriptures in my mind. How holy is it! Colossians 3:8
                        Psalms 149 :
                        7To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people;
                        8To bind their kings with chains, and their nobles with fetters of iron;
                        9To execute upon them the judgment written: this honour have all his saints. Praise ye the LORD.

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                        • handmaiden
                          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 11406

                          #13
                          Re: Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

                          Dear Anderson, I, too, am an ex-Mary Worshipper. It can be very hard to let go of old ways. On Fridays, I feel an overwhelming compulsion to get a fish sandwich from McDonalds. When I hear sirens, I want to cross myself in prayer as a way of considering the people involved in whatever emergency the siren signals.

                          The worst part is that Latin still has a deep mystical hold on me. But, with Jesus' love and guidance, I will no longer use such satanic sayings as "carpe diem" and "semper fi".

                          My prayers are with you.



                          ~~ Compatriately Yours,

                          Handmaiden
                          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                          Guns For God and the Economy

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                          • Father Anderson
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                            Under Investigation
                            • Apr 2012
                            • 14

                            #14
                            Re: Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

                            Dear handmaiden,

                            Thank you for your kind thoughts and your prayers. Indeed, letting go of old ways, as of orphans, is a hard task to do.
                            As for latin, you can overcome it by learning ancient greek or hebrew. It is closer to the roots of the 1611 KJB, and will surely bring you much more joy than this language used by mary hailers.

                            YIC,
                            F. Anderson
                            Psalms 149 :
                            7To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people;
                            8To bind their kings with chains, and their nobles with fetters of iron;
                            9To execute upon them the judgment written: this honour have all his saints. Praise ye the LORD.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22371

                              #15
                              Re: Thank you LBC for showing me the Truth

                              Welcome!
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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