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  • Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean ;)

    Yes that is my name my parents gave me and I am already christian but I do have a couple things to say to everyone that take this a little bit to far I agree with you that satan is bad a stuff but taking it to the point of making fun of someone, really, Jesus and God love EVERYONE yes EVERYONE and it makes them both very sad when you criticize people for saying things and the reason they are saying these things is because of you, yes you, taking it to the point of saying lies making people feel bad and saying things like people are ignorant because they will refuse to believe what you believe but it is your fault they do not want to believe it because you make it look like you are actually crazy and it is really you the one being ignorant. now please stop you are giving a VERY bad name for ALL christian including me. when I go up to someone and say we hang out and them he/she finds out I am christian they just do not talk to me any more and make fun of me because of you guys.

    Thank you for reading
    -Drake
    2 Peter 1:20: Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

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    Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

    And btw I am saved and I find it VERY offensive to say that I am trash because I am not I am a human being just like you and guess what even God says everyone is equal so I am not unsaved trash because I belive and worship Jesus and God.
    AND I DID NOT MAKE THAT TITLE I WAS JUST INTRODUCING MYSELF
    I AM IN NO WAY HOMOSEXUAL I LOVE WOMEN
    2 Peter 1:20: Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

      Originally posted by Drake7s View Post
      Yes that is my name my parents gave me and I am already christian but I do have a couple things to say to everyone that take this a little bit to far I agree with you that satan is bad a stuff but taking it to the point of making fun of someone, really, Jesus and God love EVERYONE yes EVERYONE and it makes them both very sad when you criticize people for saying things and the reason they are saying these things is because of you, yes you, taking it to the point of saying lies making people feel bad and saying things like people are ignorant because they will refuse to believe what you believe but it is your fault they do not want to believe it because you make it look like you are actually crazy and it is really you the one being ignorant. now please stop you are giving a VERY bad name for ALL christian including me. when I go up to someone and say we hang out and them he/she finds out I am christian they just do not talk to me any more and make fun of me because of you guys.
      Thank you for reading
      -Drake
      Well Drake (if that is really your name) I hope for your sake, you really are a Christian (note the capitalization).
      You think we take what too far? The fact that we follow the Bible, the inerrant Word of God® as He had written in His Bible? Do you think we should just change it because parts make you squeamish? Have you cleared this with 'The Big Guy' yet?
      Friend, people fell bad because they know they really do not believe in the Majesty of God. I know the Truth and I feel pretty good.
      Did you ever think that people make fun of you because of you? Why must you false Christians always blame others for your shortcomings.
      Friend, I think if you and I spend some quality time discussing the Bible, perhaps you too can find what you are looking for. Girls will like you.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Well Drake (if that is really your name) I hope for your sake, you really are a Christian (note the capitalization).
        You think we take what too far? The fact that we follow the Bible, the inerrant Word of God® as He had written in His Bible? Do you think we should just change it because parts make you squeamish? Have you cleared this with 'The Big Guy' yet?
        Friend, people fell bad because they know they really do not believe in the Majesty of God. I know the Truth and I feel pretty good.
        Did you ever think that people make fun of you because of you? Why must you false Christians always blame others for your shortcomings.
        Friend, I think if you and I spend some quality time discussing the Bible, perhaps you too can find what you are looking for. Girls will like you.
        Yes Drake is my real name and I follow the bible and I love Jesus but when other people hear christian they think bad and suddenly accuse me of stuff and make fun of me and look at cranky old man for an example he is crazy minecraft is a way of expressing your creativity and if people use it for bad things that is there fault
        2 Peter 1:20: Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

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        • #5
          Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

          Originally posted by Drake7s View Post
          And btw I am saved and I find it VERY offensive to say that I am trash because I am not I am a human being just like you and guess what even God says everyone is equal so I am not unsaved trash because I belive and worship Jesus and God.
          AND I DID NOT MAKE THAT TITLE I WAS JUST INTRODUCING MYSELF
          I AM IN NO WAY HOMOSEXUAL I LOVE WOMEN
          Friend, every human is born full of sin, right? They must then repent their sins and become Baptized under the watchful eyes of Our Lord. So until you are proven to of had your sins washed away by the blood of Jesus, you are nothing, insignificant. However, with effort, that can all change.
          Hey friend,'Drake', far be it from me to label you or call you a Homersexual. I actually find you people to be terrific company, great hosts, stunning decorators and magnificent singers. Though what I think matters little, It is what God thinks of you.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

            Originally posted by Drake7s View Post
            Yes that is my name my parents gave me and I am already christian but I do have a couple things to say to everyone that take this a little bit to far I agree with you that satan is bad a stuff but taking it to the point of making fun of someone, really, Jesus and God love EVERYONE yes EVERYONE and it makes them both very sad when you criticize people for saying things and the reason they are saying these things is because of you, yes you, taking it to the point of saying lies making people feel bad and saying things like people are ignorant because they will refuse to believe what you believe but it is your fault they do not want to believe it because you make it look like you are actually crazy and it is really you the one being ignorant. now please stop you are giving a VERY bad name for ALL christian including me. when I go up to someone and say we hang out and them he/she finds out I am christian they just do not talk to me any more and make fun of me because of you guys.

            Thank you for reading
            -Drake
            So you are annoyed that we follow the Bible (KJV1611) exactly?

            What kind of bizzaro Christian are you?

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

              Originally posted by Drake7s View Post
              Yes Drake is my real name and I follow the bible and I love Jesus but when other people hear christian they think bad and suddenly accuse me of stuff and make fun of me and look at cranky old man for an example he is crazy minecraft is a way of expressing your creativity and if people use it for bad things that is there fault
              Friend, I want to believe you but I can tell, you really have not read the Bible or if you did, you skipped parts. Imagine you were cooking a pork dinner. Spices out, marinaded. Mmmm boy! But you failed to follow all the steps. You forgot to cook it. Next thing you know, Satan has a firm grip on your bowels, your rectum becomes puckered (I know you know what that is like-Oohh my!). So the lesson here is you have to follow all the rules and all of the words, all of the stops in the Bible to be a Christian. No doubt, all your friends know you really do not follow the Word of God, hence them shunning you.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Friend, every human is born full of sin, right? They must then repent their sins and become Baptized under the watchful eyes of Our Lord. So until you are proven to of had your sins washed away by the blood of Jesus, you are nothing, insignificant. However, with effort, that can all change.
                Hey friend,'Drake', far be it from me to label you or call you a Homersexual. I actually find you people to be terrific company, great hosts, stunning decorators and magnificent singers. Though what I think matters little, It is what God thinks of you.
                I was baptized catholic but I go to a christian private school and I thought fluffy bunny ment that I was being called a homosexual that was a mistake on my part. and I actually had a class discussion about baby being born sinful or not I personally believe they are born perfect because they have not in all literalness have done anything But that is just me.
                2 Peter 1:20: Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

                  Friend.

                  You seem all over the place on what it means to be a Christian. Have you ever read the Bible properly? Not listened to people about what they think it says but actually read it for yourself?

                  Try it! I guarantee you it will open your eyes as to just how real God actually is and how much it is actually important to dedicate your life to pleasing Him. You'll believe in God as much as I do if you take it all on board and see just how unambiguous it really is and just how flawless and perfect it is in reality.

                  Or you could just pretend that God exists in your own head, of course, but how do you expect that one to work out for you?
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

                    Originally posted by Drake7s View Post
                    I was baptized catholic but I go to a christian private school and I thought fluffy bunny ment that I was being called a homosexual that was a mistake on my part. and I actually had a class discussion about baby being born sinful or not I personally believe they are born perfect because they have not in all literalness have done anything But that is just me.
                    Ah, you are a catholick. Well. That explains it. You are not really a Christian! No wonder everyone snickers at you.
                    Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

                    I see you are not only not a Christian but you are making stuff up instead of following the Word of God. Do you know what God says about blasphamers?
                    Leviticus 24:13-16
                    13 And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,
                    14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                    15 And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.
                    16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.
                    2 Samuel 12:14-18
                    14 Howbeit, because by this deed thou hast given great occasion to the enemies of the Lord to blaspheme, the child also that is born unto thee shall surely die.
                    15 And Nathan departed unto his house. And the Lord struck the child that Uriah's wife bare unto David, and it was very sick.
                    16 David therefore besought God for the child; and David fasted, and went in, and lay all night upon the earth.
                    17 And the elders of his house arose, and went to him, to raise him up from the earth: but he would not, neither did he eat bread with them.
                    18 And it came to pass on the seventh day, that the child died. And the servants of David feared to tell him that the child was dead: for they said, Behold, while the child was yet alive, we spake unto him, and he would not hearken unto our voice: how will he then vex himself, if we tell him that the child is dead?

                    There is a lot more but I do not want to upset you. I like you, friend.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello I am Drake

                      Originally posted by Drake7s View Post
                      I was baptized catholic but I go to a christian private school and I thought fluffy bunny ment that I was being called a homosexual that was a mistake on my part. and I actually had a class discussion about baby being born sinful or not I personally believe they are born perfect because they have not in all literalness have done anything But that is just me.
                      Because you have exactly zero power to save yourself from the pits of Hell, why do you not pay heed to what God actually says? God alone has the power to save you from the Hell He created just for you. Whether or not you comprehend why you are a sinful, despicable creature doesn't matter to Him. Whether or not you believe the beautiful story of His Son's miraculous death and resurrection, however, does matter. In fact, it is the only thing that matters.

                      He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
                      John 3:18
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello I am Drake

                        He left us with nary a toodle-oo. I guess that is the manners those catlicks live with. I sure do hope he is not a Homersexual. I was just beginning to warm up to the fellow.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

                          Originally posted by Drake7s View Post
                          ... Jesus and God love EVERYONE yes EVERYONE and it makes them both very sad ...
                          The fact that you think Jesus and God are two separate people proves you know little about Christianity. The father, the son and the holy spirit are one and the same. We call it "the Trinity." Stick with us, Gander. We will help you to become a true Christian, instead of a half-baked amateur doomed to the fires of Hell for not reading the Bible daily.
                          "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello I am Drake

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            He left us with nary a toodle-oo.
                            I've noticed that liberal false Christians often do that as soon as we start telling them what the Bible actually says.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

                              Originally posted by Drake7s View Post
                              Yes that is my name my parents gave me and I am already christian but I do have a couple things to say to everyone that take this a little bit to far I agree with you that satan is bad a stuff but taking it to the point of making fun of someone, really, Jesus and God love EVERYONE yes EVERYONE and it makes them both very sad when you criticize people for saying things and the reason they are saying these things is because of you, yes you, taking it to the point of saying lies making people feel bad and saying things like people are ignorant because they will refuse to believe what you believe but it is your fault they do not want to believe it because you make it look like you are actually crazy and it is really you the one being ignorant. now please stop you are giving a VERY bad name for ALL christian including me. when I go up to someone and say we hang out and them he/she finds out I am christian they just do not talk to me any more and make fun of me because of you guys.

                              Thank you for reading
                              -Drake
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