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    I came to this thread because of seeing a link to this website and I couldn't believe the hypocracy and sinfull condemnation of others performed by Paster Ezekiel. I tried to debate his flawed logic and ask how he his holyer than the rest of us because he " Punched the most queers " ( is an actual award ( how is it christain to assault others )) I tried state how god and his son jesus are the only ones who can realy judge and punnish. I then got an infraction and am not allowed to access the " False religions and cults " section because " Jesus himself doesn't want me to be in it " so either Ezekiel believes he is Jesus or that he is being told directly by jesus what to do in every given situation.

    My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

  • #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
    I couldn't believe the hypocracy and sinfull condemnation of others performed by Paster Ezekiel.
    You will find Pastor Ezekiel to be completely consistent in his views and not at all hypocritical.

    I tried to debate his flawed logic and ask how he his holyer than the rest of us because he " Punched the most queers " ( is an actual award ( how is it christain to assault others )) I tried state how god and his son jesus are the only ones who can realy judge and punnish.
    You tried to debate him. No doubt you lost the debate, and that's why you have sour grapes.

    I am not allowed to access the " False religions and cults " section because " Jesus himself doesn't want me to be in it " so either Ezekiel believes he is Jesus or that he is being told directly by jesus what to do in every given situation.
    God speaks directly to Pastor Ezekiel and to all true Christians through His Word, the 1611 KJV.

    My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.
    Well, you mentioned your favourite Bible verse, but tell us which cult you attend and why you have rejected Jesus.
    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      If he does follow the bible to the letter than how have I yet to see him love thy neighbor ( Who doesn't share his exact beliefs ) or turn the other cheek ?

      How do I " lose " if instead of forming a legitimate arguement the just bans me from posting in any spot other than here and changes my posts/info ( 6yr olds react in similar ways when proven wrong )

      How do you know that he is a true christain ? Doesn't the bible warn of a false prophit ? For all we know he is a pawn of the devil !

      I am not part of a cult. I study the bible free of outside influence by myself so that I can't be misguided by potential pawns of satan.
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
        I came to this thread because of seeing a link to this website and I couldn't believe the hypocracy and sinfull condemnation of others performed by Paster Ezekiel. I tried to debate his flawed logic and ask how he his holyer than the rest of us because he " Punched the most queers " ( is an actual award ( how is it christain to assault others )) I tried state how god and his son jesus are the only ones who can realy judge and punnish. I then got an infraction and am not allowed to access the " False religions and cults " section because " Jesus himself doesn't want me to be in it " so either Ezekiel believes he is Jesus or that he is being told directly by jesus what to do in every given situation.

        My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.

        Wow, your spelling and grammar are so abominable, I'm almost not offended that you fail to capitalize words like, "God," "Jesus," and "Christian."

        As for Pastor Ezekiel, it is absolutely true that Jesus is telling him what to do in every situation. Your lack of compassion for Pastor Zeke is truly disgusting. Do you have any idea what an enormous burden it is for him to be the last line of defense between our holy forums and hatemongers like you?

        Do you think he enjoys having to constantly rebuke the likes of you, boy?
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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
          If he does follow the bible to the letter than how have I yet to see him love thy neighbor ( Who doesn't share his exact beliefs ) or turn the other cheek ?

          How do I " lose " if instead of forming a legitimate arguement...
          Read the forum's rules, friend. You'll see that those rules very clearly state that this is NOT a debate forum. We are not interested in hearing your little arguments. We are right and you are wrong.

          ...the just bans me from posting in any spot other than here and changes my posts/info ( 6yr olds react in similar ways when proven wrong )

          How do you know that he is a true christain ? Doesn't the bible warn of a false prophit ?
          I don't know, does it? If it does, surely you'll be able to tell me the chapter and verse without using Google.


          I am not part of a cult. I study the bible free of outside influence by myself so that I can't be misguided by potential pawns of satan.
          Oh good, you study the Bible! So tell me the exact chapter and verse where it warns us against a false "prophit," and please expound upon any information it gives us on exactly how we can recognize that false "prophit" when we see him.

          Go on, I'll wait.
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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Ah, a fan of Revelation 21:6.

            A cautious welcome to you, sinner seeking Salvation®.
            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

            Just two verses on and God really lays it on the line for people like you. You came to the right place to learn how to survive death.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
              I came to this thread because of seeing a link to this website and I couldn't believe the hypocracy and sinfull condemnation of others performed by Paster Ezekiel. I tried to debate his flawed logic and ask how he his holyer than the rest of us because he " Punched the most queers " ( is an actual award ( how is it christain to assault others )) I tried state how god and his son jesus are the only ones who can realy judge and punnish. I then got an infraction and am not allowed to access the " False religions and cults " section because " Jesus himself doesn't want me to be in it " so either Ezekiel believes he is Jesus or that he is being told directly by jesus what to do in every given situation.

              My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.
              Hello skinny,

              Well I'm not one to normally complain about abysmal spelling (many people are not as fortunate as us to be home-schooled and thus properly versed in God's English) - but, yours is atrocious - did you go to school at all?

              I'm also interested to know why you think Jim Jones is a power hungry psycho, I know he's a negra and that rap music of his is pretty awful but really that insult is way over the top. I'd like to see your evidence that 'Hitler twisted the Bible'? And Pastor Ezekiel is a really nice man, you've obviously upset him in some way, haven't you?

              All the best
              Genesis 7:5
              And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


              John 8:32
              And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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              • #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
                I came to this thread because of seeing a link to this website and I couldn't believe the hypocracy and sinfull condemnation of others performed by Paster Ezekiel. I tried to debate his flawed logic and ask how he his holyer than the rest of us because he " Punched the most queers " ( is an actual award ( how is it christain to assault others )) I tried state how god and his son jesus are the only ones who can realy judge and punnish. I then got an infraction and am not allowed to access the " False religions and cults " section because " Jesus himself doesn't want me to be in it " so either Ezekiel believes he is Jesus or that he is being told directly by jesus what to do in every given situation.

                My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.
                Friend, you must be confused. No one cares what you think about them. All that matters is how devoted you are to God.
                You whine like a four year old girl about being admonished for failing to follow the Bible (which was written for even the simplest of minds to follow) and follow up by inferring insults on your betters.
                Friend, you are on the Fast-trac(tm) to an eternity in Hell.
                Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

                First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
                  I came to this thread because of seeing a link to this website and I couldn't believe the hypocracy and sinfull condemnation of others performed by Paster Ezekiel. I tried to debate his flawed logic and ask how he his holyer than the rest of us because he " Punched the most queers " ( is an actual award ( how is it christain to assault others )) I tried state how god and his son jesus are the only ones who can realy judge and punnish. I then got an infraction and am not allowed to access the " False religions and cults " section because " Jesus himself doesn't want me to be in it " so either Ezekiel believes he is Jesus or that he is being told directly by jesus what to do in every given situation.

                  My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.
                  That was the worst introduction I've ever read.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
                    My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.
                    Please show where any True Christian(tm) has twisted the Bible (KJV1611) in any way.

                    As to punching queers? God tells us in Leviticus 20:13 that we should kill them. Being punched is far more mercyful than being killed, doncha think?

                    Think on.

                    YIC
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
                      I came to this thread because of seeing a link to this website and I couldn't believe the hypocracy and sinfull condemnation of others performed by Paster Ezekiel. I tried to debate his flawed logic and ask how he his holyer than the rest of us because he " Punched the most queers " ( is an actual award ( how is it christain to assault others )) I tried state how god and his son jesus are the only ones who can realy judge and punnish. I then got an infraction and am not allowed to access the " False religions and cults " section because " Jesus himself doesn't want me to be in it " so either Ezekiel believes he is Jesus or that he is being told directly by jesus what to do in every given situation.

                      My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.
                      You should try eating something. Maybe it will help your logic, which (just like your spelling) is atrocious.

                      The Bible does tell us what to do in every situation (2 Timothy 3:16-17). It tells us what to do to faggots, blasphemers, and all others, including those who come spreading their stink in a privately owned Christian forum.

                      And does it not make perfect sense for a Supreme Being to give us a Book to guide us in and out of every conceivable predicament? Of course it does!

                      You are a spiritual numbskull.

                      Pastor Ed

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