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Watch the Da Vinci-Code, and tell me it doesn't make any sense. It pretty much clears up everything and shows how you believe in stuff Jesus had never spoken of.
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The Da Vinci code is a work of fiction that doesn't even get its "facts" straight. You're seriously going to make a belief system out of a novel written by a tenth rate author who isn't even bothered if people go along behind him debunking what he states as fact with simple observation?
We, meanwhile, have the very words of Jesus as inspiration. Find a single True Christian(TM) who has ever misquoted our Lord.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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Your atheism is based on a trashy fiction novel? Seriously?Originally posted by RealAtheist View Post
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.Comment
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The Da Vinci Code is about Catholics, and Catholics aren't Christians.sigpic Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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How about you stop being so lazy and read the book instead of watching some Hellywood trash. Yes, it's piece of fiction but it would be at least reading. Once you learn how to do that, you can move to real literature, the bible.Originally posted by RealAtheist View PostComment
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Da Vinci was queer.
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Doesn't that movie start the cross-dresser, Tom Hanks?Originally posted by RealAtheist View Post
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Originally posted by RealAtheist View Post
Next you're going to tell us that 9/11 was an inside job, as proven by Zeitgeist, right?
Do you atheists really just believe everything you see on the Internet?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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That's a swell impression of Michael Moore. Do Ricky Gervais next.Originally posted by RealAtheist View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Watch The Muppet Show, and tell me it doesn't make any sense. It pretty much clears up everything and shows how you believe in stuff Jesus had never spoken of.
That makes just as much sense, dear friend.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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