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  • Brother Jedidiah Birch

    Hello brothers and sisters, my name is Jedidiah Birch, Little bit of info on me. I have ONE wife and 6 children. I am a member on the Antioch Baptist church and My pastors name is John Birch. I have been a long time viewer and just now decided to register. I was fearful of registering because a few people in my congregation said that when you register for websites that when your computer is most susceptible to viruses. Its great to see so many like minded brothers and sisters here.

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    Re: Brother Jedidiah Birch

    Hello Jedidiah!

    What's the most awesome thing Our Lord Jesus Christ has done for you today? Spare no details!!!



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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      Re: Brother Jedidiah Birch

      What's your favourite Bible verse? How did you become a Christian?
      sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

      Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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        Re: Brother Jedidiah Birch

        Welcome to God's favorite forum! I trust that all these children are sons?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #5
          Re: Brother Jedidiah Birch

          To brother Zechariah, I will say that the best thing the lord has done for me today is he allowed me to wake up this morning to tend to my flock, but I don't know how long I'll be able to do that before Obama and his UN thugs come and grab My family up and throw us into the work camps, my Pastor was telling me about a few Sundays ago.

          To Brother Pim, Well its no surprise Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

          With the uncertain times this great Nations of mine is facing with all these sinners wanting to be accepted into holy matrimony by god I feel its relevancy is to great to be ignored. But I bet that you know all about that down in Australia. I was browsing the Television the other day and I saw this disgusting film called "The Road Warrior" is that what Australia is really like? With all those Homosexuals riding around on dune buggies and motorbikes running amok? To your other question I was born A child of god on the 4th of April in the year of our Lord Nineteen hundred and sixty-five. To my Father John Birch and my Mother Emilia Birch. I was the Youngest of 4 Children and have been a follow of the teaching of our Lord Jesus Christ since that day.

          To Brother Cranky Old Man, Of my six 4 are boys and 2 are girls, their ages range from 17 to still in the womb. Since life begins at conception it is only right that I count him in as well. Daniel Is my oldest at 17, Mary is 13, the twins David and Zachary are 7 and Shirley is 2. Our unborn is named Jedidish JR since I fear he will be my last.

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            Re: Brother Jedidiah Birch

            Ewww! A baptist using the wrong Bible.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • #7
              Re: Brother Jedidiah Birch

              Welcome, friend. If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                Re: Brother Jedidiah Birch

                Originally posted by Jedidiah Birch View Post
                To brother Zechariah, I will say that the best thing the lord has done for me today is he allowed me to wake up this morning to tend to my flock, but I don't know how long I'll be able to do that before Obama and his UN thugs come and grab My family up and throw us into the work camps, my Pastor was telling me about a few Sundays ago.

                To Brother Pim, Well its no surprise Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

                With the uncertain times this great Nations of mine is facing with all these sinners wanting to be accepted into holy matrimony by god I feel its relevancy is to great to be ignored. But I bet that you know all about that down in Australia. I was browsing the Television the other day and I saw this disgusting film called "The Road Warrior" is that what Australia is really like? With all those Homosexuals riding around on dune buggies and motorbikes running amok? To your other question I was born A child of god on the 4th of April in the year of our Lord Nineteen hundred and sixty-five. To my Father John Birch and my Mother Emilia Birch. I was the Youngest of 4 Children and have been a follow of the teaching of our Lord Jesus Christ since that day.

                To Brother Cranky Old Man, Of my six 4 are boys and 2 are girls, their ages range from 17 to still in the womb. Since life begins at conception it is only right that I count him in as well. Daniel Is my oldest at 17, Mary is 13, the twins David and Zachary are 7 and Shirley is 2. Our unborn is named Jedidish JR since I fear he will be my last.
                Welcome to God's favourite forum Jedidiah,

                Please dispose of your New International Version Bible and use the only proper one - the King James Version 1611. You are open to corruption if you read the wrong Bible.

                Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."

                Hope this helps
                Genesis 7:5
                And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                John 8:32
                And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                  Re: Brother Jedidiah Birch

                  Originally posted by Jedidiah Birch View Post
                  I was browsing the Television the other day and I saw this disgusting film called "The Road Warrior" is that what Australia is really like? With all those Homosexuals riding around on dune buggies and motorbikes running amok?
                  I've never seen it, but it sounds like a terrible movie.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Brother Jedidiah Birch

                    To all My Brothers Wishing me the best, Thank you for the assistance.

                    May The Lord Jesus Christ protect you and your families.

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