In the creed i trust because I am a halfwit gamertard.

[TheSkyWanktard]

So i gues here i have to introduce my self.
I will not tell you much because you dont need to know anything about me to be honest.

I will tell you that the only thing i belive in is the Assassin's Creed

"Nothing is ture; everything is permitted"

This applys to everything.. religion, science.. life it self.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: In the creed i trust.

So i gues here i have to introduce my self.
I will not tell you much because you dont need to know anything about me to be honest.

I will tell you that the only thing i belive in is the Assassin's Creed

"Nothing is ture; everything is permitted"

This applys to everything.. religion, science.. life it self.

Dear Retard:

I don't know what it means to "belive", or what "ture" is, but I do know that you've overlooked the idiot-proof instructions at the top of the page.

I'll post them here for you, so you can't miss them. I will even type slowly, OK?

Here is where you introduce yourself.

Tell us what church you go to

and what your favorite Bible verse is

and how you came to find Jesus.

If what you meant to say was "Nothing is true; everything is permitted", then you are less logical than a crackhead dropped into a carnival fun-house.

If nothing is true, then the statement "everything is permitted" is automatically false.

[TheSkyWanktard]

Re: In the creed i trust.

If nothing is true, then the statement "everything is permitted" is automatically false.

Simple minded idiots like you can't understand the Creed.

To say that nothing is ture is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization.

To say that everything is permitted is is to understand that we are the architects of our actions and that we must live their consequences whether glorious or tragic.

Still i dont belive that a sad little brain-dead monkey like you will ever understand the creed.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: In the creed i trust.

Simple minded idiots like you can't understand the Creed.

To say that nothing is ture is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization.

To say that everything is permitted is is to understand that we are the architects of our actions and that we must live their consequences whether glorious or tragic.

Still i dont belive that a sad little brain-dead monkey like you will ever understand the creed.

I don't believe that you will ever learn to spell "true" or "believe", as I have already pointed out your errors yet you repeat them.

Why are you on a Christian church's discussion forum?

Please complete your introduction as directed or your time on this forum will be very short-lived:

Here is where you introduce yourself.

Tell us what church you go to

and what your favorite Bible verse is

and how you came to find Jesus.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: In the creed i trust.

So you got your philosophy from one of the gayest* video games ever released?



Fascinating.






*And I mean literally gayest. I know several of the coders who worked on Assassin's Creed and its sequels, and they're as gay as tulips, and often joke about how they optimized the game to be as enjoyable as possible for little gay tweens.

[TheSkyWanktard]

Re: In the creed i trust.

I dont go to church.. period.

I opened the bible only once.. didnt like it when i finished it.

I never did found Jesus.


I dont let chains like religion and politics hold me back.
I am here because my people send me here to see with my own eyes the Abomination you people are.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: In the creed i trust.

So you got your philosophy from one of the gayest* video games ever released?



Fascinating.

"Girlfriend! Give us a hug!"

I dont go to church.. period.

I opened the bible only once.. didnt like it when i finished it.

I never did found Jesus.

Thank you for answering the simple questions. Somehow, I doubt you read the whole Bible.

I dont let chains like religion and politics hold me back.

Or grammar or spelling, obviously.

I am here because my people send me here to see with my own eyes the Abomination you people are.

And who, pray tell, are "your people"? The gamertards? We've had plenty of those here.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: In the creed i trust.

I hadn't realized "Abomination" was a proper noun in need of capitalization. And to think, all these years I've been disrespecting the Abominable Snowman by not capitalizing it!

You learn something new every day.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: In the creed i trust.

I dont go to church.. period.
...
I am here because my people send me here to see with my own eyes the Abomination you people are.

Dear asshole, God spoke of you and your type in the Bible:

Ge:11:1: And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech.
Ge:11:2: And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there.
Ge:11:3: And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them throughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.
Ge:11:4: And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.
Ge:11:5: And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded.
Ge:11:6: And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
Ge:11:7: Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.
Ge:11:8: So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.
Ge:11:9: Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.

(5-6 Toen de HERE de bouw van de stad en de toren zag, zei Hij: "Kijk eens wat zij al bereiken nu ze nog maar aan het begin van hun samenwerking staan. Voor dit volk met zijn ene taal zal voortaan niets meer onmogelijk zijn!...8 Op die manier verspreidde God de mensen over de hele aarde en zij stopten met de bouw van de stad.)

The closest place to heaven is America. You seem to be as far away as it gets.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: In the creed i trust.

How very original.

Any of you guys remember that idiot that had made up his own religion based on Mario where he was in favour of buggering turtles and thought whole worlds existed inside carnivorous plants? What a fruitcake he was!

I think God smote him with really painful emerods.

[James Hutchins]

Re: In the creed i trust.

Sweet Jesus, I take craps with better cognizance than this 12 year old.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: In the creed i trust.

I dont go to church.. period.

I opened the bible only once.. didnt like it when i finished it.

I never did found Jesus.

Then why are you here?

Jesus obviously called you here to demand your love. He wants it. He needs it. Look deep down inside and you'll know what I'm saying is true.

Won't you please get on your knees for Christ RIGHT NOW and beg Him to wash your sins away?