[TimMadsen]

Re: Oh dear God!

Unsaved trash, who didnt read the bible and see the light.

Heaven or hell is determined by whether a person believes (puts their trust) in Christ alone to save them (John 3:16, 36)



Min danske ven, denne side er kun for sjov. Du skal ikke tage den alvorligt.
Oversæt ikke dette, da man ikke må påpege at det er sagt i sjov, da det resulterer i en permanent blokering fra siden.

[enaDehT]

Re: Oh dear God!

John North:
I accept the FACT that no proof of hell has been found, only the core materials of the earth that is THE CENTER OF EARTH

Rev. M. Rodimer
I come from a religous, christian family, so when have i SERIOUSLY studied the bible? Never, BUT when have i read the bible? at the age of 13, after my confirmation, i was giving a bible by my family, and i read it, start to finish, no close studying or learning scripture, but i have read the damn book.

And by the way, do you REALLY want to go to proof? Seriously?
Since you are so sure of God's exsistence, where is the proof, other than some book and a few sites, that anyone could create

[James Hutchins]

Re: Oh dear God!

..........
James Hutchins:
Thank you for the welcome
I i explained earlier i do not hate God/Jesus by "denying" his existence, i simply DO NOT believe that there has to be a devine being for the universe to look as it does. And i DO KNOW that his influence on you, had nothing to do with my being alive.
An by the "Do all denmarkians spell backwards?", i guess you are referring to my username, which spelled backwards is "TheDane". No, not all DANISH PEOPLE do this, i just thought of it. Mark that it is called DANISH PEOPLE

No one ever said there had to be a divine supreme being. It just so hapens there is, God.
Of course His influence on me has nothing to do with the fact He enabled you to be. You people are funny!
Who is Mark? Is he the dark leader of your denmarkian cult?
I be you are one of those dyslexiains too.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Rev. M. Rodimer
I come from a religous, christian family, so when have i SERIOUSLY studied the bible? Never, BUT when have i read the bible? at the age of 13, after my confirmation, i was giving a bible by my family, and i read it, start to finish, no close studying or learning scripture, but i have read the damn book.

If you've read the entire Bible with an open heart, you should be a True Christian(tm) with every bit as much faith in the Lord as we have.

And by the way, do you REALLY want to go to proof? Seriously?
Since you are so sure of God's exsistence, where is the proof, other than some book and a few sites, that anyone could create

You joined this forum and asserted that God does not exist, and that Hell does not exist. You have stated that you have knowledge that you will not go to Hell.

Upon what evidence do you base your assertions?

You have made the assertion; the burden of proof is on you.

[enaDehT]

Re: Oh dear God!

Tim Madsen:

Tager du pis på mig? :O
Hvis du ikke lyver, så ØV! nu var det lige så sjovt!
Elsker at diskutere om religion, men jeg kender bare ingen der rigtigt gider.
Jagten fortsætter så

[TimMadsen]

Re: Oh dear God!

Tim Madsen:

Tager du pis på mig? :O
Hvis du ikke lyver, så ØV! nu var det lige så sjovt!
Elsker at diskutere om religion, men jeg kender bare ingen der rigtigt gider.
Jagten fortsætter så

You need to understand, that you have been blinded by atheist lies all of your life, like I have untill I found The Lord and Jesus Christ, our savior, in the bible.

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[enaDehT]

Re: Oh dear God!

You make me laugh, trololol and the burden of proof is on all of us, trololol

[Didymus Much]

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John North:
I accept the FACT that no proof of hell has been found, only the core materials of the earth that is THE CENTER OF EARTH ...

When did we drill a hole to the centre of the earth? I must have missed that...

[John Creeser]

Re: Oh dear God!

Oh look it's the very first atheist we've ever had here on our holy forums

Wipe the smile off your smug unsaved face heathen - Enjoy hell.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Oh dear God!

You make me laugh, trololol and the burden of proof is on all of us, trololol

Yes, it is. Show us the evidence upon which you "know" that there is no God and no Hell.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Oh dear God!

Hello, fellow internetusers, i am an atheist.

So far i have been only looking around on this site, and let the record tell i respect everyone, no matter their religion, belief and so on, but only a few minutes ago i stumpled across a thread that made me cry from laughter.

The thread was " 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!".

I am a dane, i i don't find any of this offensive, not at all. It is all so much fun, i had to write my opinion on it. All of the now 10 reasons are complete ridiculous, and from my point of view, it is very hard to take serious. At first i thought it was all in fun and laughter, but i now realise that you all are very serious about it.

In regards to the "points" being made as to why god hates Denmark, let me try and clear some of it up for you wonderful people.

1. The danish word for rapist is "viking". = FALSE, the danish word for rapist is "voldtægtsmand"
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. = FALSE, USA is the driving force behind GLOBAL WARMING along with china because of their massive carbondioxide outlets
3. "Rasmussen" has not been prime minister in years, and he didn't compete in Tour de France?
4. HC Andersen was just an author that have enriched many childrens lives with fairy tales?
5. Lego was originally wooden toys, but later went on to make bricks. The word "lego" is a contraction of the words "leg" and "godt" which translates to "play" and "well". And how are children using Legos "sinfully", if they are, that's the parents fault.
6. Pippi Longstocking is not danish, but rather swedish. The stories are written by "Astrid Lindgren", who is swedish.
7. HAHAH, those TV shows are just ridiculous, i dare anyone to find proof that any such TV show has ever aired on danish television.
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt children, yes, but rape is still unacceptable, even by gay couples towards children, you have a sick imagination.
9. In Denmark we pay high taxes, BUT we also get full healtcare, never paying for being hospitalised. And Denmarks economy is not the worst in Europe.
10. B.T. has never published any such article, FAIL!

Also, as stated in the comments below the thread, the flag used in the thread is the finnish one, the danish flag has four red squares filled with a white cross.

I am sorry if i hurt anyone, that wasn't my intention, but i just thought the world should know the truth instead of the thoughts of a single hater of denmark. GOOD DAY TO YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE"!

Feel free to respond with any question

You think that just because you people are known for making good cookies that you can barge into a privately owned Baptist Discussion Board and accuse us of lying and spreading falsehoods???

Our evidence is backed up by thoroughly researched True Christian™ Documentation. The information is solid and our conclusions true. We are therefore right and you are wrong. You just won't accept the Truth™.

Enjoy Hell.

Pastor Ed

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Oh dear God!

Tim Madsen:

Tager du pis på mig? :O
Hvis du ikke lyver, så ØV! nu var det lige så sjovt!
Elsker at diskutere om religion, men jeg kender bare ingen der rigtigt gider.
Jagten fortsætter så

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft, especial foreign ones. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!


Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[YonderFool]

Re: Oh dear God!

Those words are not foreign curses, and there is no need to pray to defend yourself. If I say "Really, don't be cuttin' on a fag, yo" it doesn't turn your computer into Cheesecake, regardless of whether you pray "Please don't let my computer turn into cheesecake."

And if I did turn your computer into cheesecake, can I have some?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Oh dear God!

You respect everyone's beliefs?

But we believe that God says you should be put to death.