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  • are you serious?

    i read the sticky'd post and i am not trying to "flame" you (that's the devil's job right?).

    i would like some of you to tell me: are you serious? do you seriously think that your club is the only legitimate way to live? do seriously think homosexuals are damned to eternal suffering?

    what most of my favourite religions have in common is that they acknowledge that they are based on untruths.

    this website, to me, seems rather silly. people are labelled as unsaved trash. to me, that is hilarious, if you are in on the joke.

    i don't condemn your religion and i am fine sharing the planet with you. i am simply a bit curious. i understand how fun and useful it can be to play pretend, to assume a role, to join a club.

    so, i understand if you don't want to break character, but are you serious?

  • #2
    Re: are you serious?

    1. We are as serious as the Flames of Hell, my friend. This is not some club (but thanks for the condescension). I have devoted my life to telling people what's in the Bible: the more people that know, the better the earth will be!



    2. Yes, people who choose the queer deathstyle are doomed to Hell. It's not my call, it's Jesus saying that (read all of Leviticus).

    3. Someone with the name "orangechips" is accusing US of being a character? That's rich.

    Now, introduce yourself properly: use some manners.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: are you serious?

      God is as real as the fires of Hell themselves. Everyone should know how real Hell is and just how strong the evidence for it in the holy Bible is. As Jesus Himself said:

      Mark 9:43-48 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
      Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
      And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
      Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
      And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
      Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

      And you don't get bona fides like that every day!*

      *(edit) Unless you read the Bible like a normal person.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • #4
        Re: are you serious?

        We're serious as a heart attack. We're concerned with important issues like heaven and hell, sin and righteousness, truth and falsehood. We're not a club. Landover Baptist Church is the body of Christ (1 Cor 12:27). We never tell anyone what we think. We tell them what God thinks. And we know what He thinks because we read His Word, the 1611 KJV. The Bible tells us homersexuals are hell bound (1 Cor 6:9). And so are you if don't repent. Read the Bible, find a church, seek God.

        It amuses me that you have "favourite [sic] religions." You practice many religions, do you? And they all admit they are based on untruths? They sound like stupid religions, then. The Bible is the infallible Word of God.
        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

        Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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        • #5
          Re: are you serious?

          Originally posted by orangechips View Post
          this website, to me, seems rather silly. people are labelled as unsaved trash. to me, that is hilarious, if you are in on the joke.
          The Lord is not heavily into "jokes". The title you see is the truth. Those who do not believe, those who do not accept Christ, those who worship other gods or have no god, those who disobey, for their own convenience the Lord's Words, those who abide in sin, all these and more are destined for the Fires of Hell - how else would you describe these people? "Lost Sheep"? Yet Lost Sheep may be survive by chance - the souls of the Damned do not survive Death.

          Think hard - you may not think that Death awaits you, but it comes to us all.

          I hope this has explained things and uplifted your spirit.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #6
            Re: are you serious?

            Friend, Christianty is not a 'Club', it is a way of accurately following the Word of God(r). Now if you have a problem with theat, it is not with us, is it. It is between you and Jesus. What do you think He would say?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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