[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Choice of Insults

My name is Thomas. My favorite bible verse is Psalm 37:4 - 5. When i was young, I attended ST James Church Of England.

Thank you for your time.

Why is it that all scots want to claim to be British? Other than the natural shame of being a scot I mean.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Choice of Insults

Hello all,
I have been thinking a lot today about what was said here and I kept getting a feeling that I had to say something.
Then it hit me.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry. I joined this forum because I wanted to understand what it is to be a True Christian. It has taken me a while but I now wish to become a True Christian. I can see that you people are truely peaceful in your hearts unlike me, the unsaved trash that I am. I beg for forgiveness.
So now, I'll properly introduce myself.

My name is Thomas. My favorite bible verse is Psalm 37:4 - 5. When i was young, I attended ST James Church Of England.

Thank you for your time.

Friend, becoming saved is between you and God, we can only help guide you. But I am certainly thrilled that you had a change of heart. Tell us more Thomas. What depths of depravity has Satan led you to seek? Unburden your soul, tell us all of the sordid details. Do not worry about offending us, we have heard it all. Your testimony could even bring you closer to Jesus! Glory!

[James Hutchins]

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Friend, being a Christian is not as simple as simply putting the burned end of the steak on the plate side. You must start with a clean piece of meat, unencumbered by previous handling. Bloody and raw, untainted by marinades of false doctrines.
Only once you have been washed in the blood of the Lamb by Jesus Christ, can your soul be considered available for God. Tell me friend, what can you do to make the Holy Ghost satisfied?

[Thomasunde92]

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Friend, becoming saved is between you and God, we can only help guide you. But I am certainly thrilled that you had a change of heart. Tell us more Thomas. What depths of depravity has Satan led you to seek? Unburden your soul, tell us all of the sordid details. Do not worry about offending us, we have heard it all. Your testimony could even bring you closer to Jesus! Glory!

I used to drink alcohol once a week. That's it really, I can't think of anything else that's really a 'deprived' act. Can you give me some examples and I shall tell you if I have committed such acts.

Pastor Ezekiel: As I have mentioned before, I am not Scottish. I am English. I was born in Wakefield. (http://www.wakefield.gov.uk/default.htm) Why do you constantly insist that I am Scottish?

James: I could limit my contact with other sinners.

[James Hutchins]

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'Limit' your contact? That is like you telling us you really do not do anal sex because 'you pull out'.

Friend, God requires commitment. You must go all the way with Him.

You scotch are all alike. You'll do what ever it takes to get the easy way.

[Little Donkey]

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I used to drink alcohol once a week. That's it really, I can't think of anything else that's really a 'deprived' act. Can you give me some examples and I shall tell you if I have committed such acts.

Think hard. Perhaps you have performed a gay act and didn't realize it? Or wrongly used your left hand too much? There could be many other sins you are hiding from us. Open up and let Jesus touch you.

[Thomasunde92]

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I work in Bradford. Bradford is a multi-cultural city where a high percentage of the population are Muslim. One of your brothers told me I should not quit my job. However, that is something I would have to do if I were to completely commit to not coming into contact with sinners.

I'm not Scottish, I'm a limey.

[James Hutchins]

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Friend, we are open and loving Baptists as God commands in the KJV Bible. I could care less if you are scotch or irish or some other sort of mick. I honestly do not know why you make a persons race so important.

[Little Donkey]

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I work in Bradford. Bradford is a multi-cultural city where a high percentage of the population are Muslim. One of your brothers told me I should not quit my job. However, that is something I would have to do if I were to completely commit to not coming into contact with sinners.

I'm not Scottish, I'm a limey.

A Scottish Muslim, wow what a weird combination! You have drink to be one but you can't drink and be the other. No wonder you're mixed up!

[Thomasunde92]

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Friend, we are open and loving Baptists as God commands in the KJV Bible. I could care less if you are scotch or irish or some other sort of mick. I honestly do not know why you make a persons race so important.

I just find it odd that Pastor Ezekiel continues to say I am Scottish when I am not.
I did not say you are not open and loving. I do not know why you needed to state this.

[Sammy The Penitent]

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I thought that your minds are just really idle and you need to think of things to discuss to yourselves entertained.

you've been brainwashed.

First you come on this Sacred Site flinging insults at the Pastors

Hello all,
I have been thinking a lot today about what was said here and I kept getting a feeling that I had to say something.
Then it hit me.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry. I joined this forum because I wanted to understand what it is to be a True Christian. It has taken me a while but I now wish to become a True Christian. I can see that you people are truely peaceful in your hearts unlike me, the unsaved trash that I am. I beg for forgiveness.
So now, I'll properly introduce myself.

My name is Thomas. My favorite bible verse is Psalm 37:4 - 5. When i was young, I attended ST James Church Of England.

Thank you for your time.

Then, after a night of binge drinking you come back with your tail between your legs begging for forgiveness..

Fe-Fi-Fum-Foal, I smell the blood of an English troll

YIC

[Barry]

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I wish you would just tell us the truth, Thomasunde and be honest about where you come from. You say your not Scotish but Thomasunde sounds like a typical Scotish name to me. Then you tell us you live in Bradford, (probably another lie) which obviously means your Japatiwog from some crap hole Asian country, not quite good enough to be Indian. Then you plaster your avatar with shamrocks and try passing yourself off as being Irish, which is quite plainly the biggest lie of all.

Why are you here? Are you some kind of internet troll? If you're Scotish, you probably stole the computer to write all these lies and will go to Hell. If you're from Bradford, you worship a peadophile false prophet and are going straight to hell. If your Irish, you're normally too busy killing each other and will be so blind drunk, you wont even notice going to Hell.

Tell us the truth and stop playing your stupid games.

[Redeemed Papist]

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As you all know I am cursed to live in England. I have been to Bradford and I had to have a bath when I got home because there were Muslims everywhere. I mean all over the place roaming around with their silly wrapped up wives in tow behind them. It's no wonder this poor man is confused if he came down from Scotland and lives among this lot.

I remain sceptical about his supposed proto-conversion to True Christianity(tm). He obviously came here to troll us and get us to show ourselves to be hateful in his eyes. However, he may have seen the Truth(r) as many do. He's still a bit of a whiner, though, and he doesn't really have much to say about how wonderful Jesus is.

Does he have it within him to work tirelessly to remove the fear of Hell from people's lives by promoting the right view of Jesus' temporary sacrifice as described in the Bible? I doubt it, but I have been surprised before.