[Mary Etheldreda]

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And yet you are fine with him mocking me? Does God allow mockery?

Who is mocking you? Brother Deaner asked you a question in all sincerity. You assumed he was being mean because you are a bit paranoid. It's the only explanation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And yet you are fine with him mocking me? Does God allow mockery?

Matthew, I'm getting fed up of your fellow believers being mean to me. Not once have said a bad word against me, yet Deacon calls me names and the Pastors are outright rude to me. The fact of matter is, only you and Stacy have shown me kind words.

I did not come here looking to find Him. However, in your kindness, I found hope. The rest of your fellow Christians here have ruined that. So fine, block me. But know that you have lost one of the herd and I hope my damned soul plays on all your minds for the rest of eternity.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Thomasunde92]

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If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Yes, I noticed I have no rights. But it's odd that you would actively seek to lose members of the flock.

[Didymus Much]

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...But know that you have lost one of the herd and I hope my damned soul plays on all your minds for the rest of eternity.

Not gonna happen.

Revelation 21:4 "And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away."

If anything, he (and Jesus) will be laughing at your torment.

Psalm 2:4 "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: The Lord shall have them in derision."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yes, I noticed I have no rights. But it's odd that you would actively seek to lose members of the flock.

You are not a "member of the flock." So then how do people get Saved(c) if they are not allowed to attend Church, you might ask.

It never ceases to amaze us the number of so-called "Christians" ask us this question. If they would only blow the dust off of their Bibles and put their noses into the 16th Chapter of Mark, they would find that Jesus commands us to evangelize the world! He didn't say, "find a comfortable pew each Sunday morning and cross your fingers in hopes that some unsaved piece of human refuse will walk through the doors of your church." No, he said, ""Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel." That word, "go" there is a verb. And for those of you illiterate, misguided Christians who allow unsaved people through the doors of your church each Sunday morning, a verb is an "action word," and "go" means "GO!" as in "leave," or "SCRAM!" It doesn't mean, sit on your hiney! The only place for evangelism is outside the confines of the Lord's four-walled holy dwelling place. God's home is a place for True Christians™ to fellowship. Allowing an unsaved person into church is like Rush Limbaugh inviting Hillary Clinton to a meeting of Republicans on how to defeat the Democrats in 2016. It's something you JUST DON'T DO! PERIOD!

[Didymus Much]

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Yes, I noticed I have no rights. But it's odd that you would actively seek to lose members of the flock.

You aren't a member of the flock. They've tried to reach you, but you're not listening and:

Mark 6:11 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."

[Thomasunde92]

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Not gonna happen.

Revelation 21:4 "And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away."

If anything, he (and Jesus) will be laughing at your torment.

Psalm 2:4 "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: The Lord shall have them in derision."

Haha, that's incredibly cruel, why would anyone laugh at another's pain, unless they were crazy? Didymus, just because the Book says you're going to forget about it at some point, it doesn't mean that there won't be a conflict of the mind and soul before the rapture.

I like the fact that you don't actually care about people other than those in your congregation. Surely you want to save people from damnation? Or perhaps you don't. I hope for your sake that you do not have a perverse mind that would stop you from doing such a thing...

[Didymus Much]

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...I like the fact that you don't actually care about people other than those in your congregation...

I know a lot of people miss the little medals under my name (that say things like "atheist" and "hellbound heathen"), but you even missed the "Arrogant Atheist Dick" label they've attached to me?!

I don't believe those things at all.

But every Christian that you know does.

[Thomasunde92]

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I know a lot of people miss the little medals under my name (that say things like "atheist" and "hellbound heathen"), but you even missed the "Arrogant Atheist Dick" label they've attached to me?!

I don't believe those things at all.

But every Christian that you know does.

I do not understand why you continue to make me feel bad. But I wasn't referring to you anyway, I was referring to the Pastor.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I do not understand why you continue to make me feel bad. But I wasn't referring to you anyway, I was referring to the Pastor.

And you feel like it's perfectly fine to waltz into God's favorite forum and spew hatred and bile on me, the most Beloved True Christian(tm) Pastor ever? Really?

Thank God I was tapped by Jesus to be a True Christian(tm). We are full of love and nothing else.

[John Kurn (Recalcitrant)]

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5) Just because something is in writing, it does not mean it is true.
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"LOL" As the kids say. 2 Timothy 3:16. If a TC labels you a drunk you are a drunk. TC'S don't lie. Exodus 20:16. Sir I really hope you repent your sins. I am going to pray for you. I don't want anyone to burn in hell, but you will burn in hell, because you mock God. Psalm 14:1. Romans 6:23 you really should be dead according to the Bible friend, but it's not my job to kill you The Lord will kill you off soon, and send you straight to hell unless you repent your sins, and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord, and Savior. Psalm 2:4 Jesus will laugh at you while you burn. Better repent, and accept Jesus Christ! I'll pray for you!

[Thomasunde92]

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Why do you keep deleting my post? I do not understand the need to do such a thing

[Redeemed Papist]

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I disagree that animals are merely humanities slaves.

So what! We agree with the Lord our Father who told us this in the very beginning. That really is the end of the discussion.

[EmmaLee]

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Thanks, I'll tell the Beast that you'll be joining us.

I have repented for my sins meaning I will most definitely won't join you in the fiery pits of Hell. Regardless of how you feel, I will still pray that you will open your eyes and repent so that you, too, shall have eternal life.

[Thomasunde92]

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Hello all,
I have been thinking a lot today about what was said here and I kept getting a feeling that I had to say something.
Then it hit me.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry. I joined this forum because I wanted to understand what it is to be a True Christian. It has taken me a while but I now wish to become a True Christian. I can see that you people are truely peaceful in your hearts unlike me, the unsaved trash that I am. I beg for forgiveness.
So now, I'll properly introduce myself.

My name is Thomas. My favorite bible verse is Psalm 37:4 - 5. When i was young, I attended ST James Church Of England.

Thank you for your time.