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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #16
    Re: Are you guys for real?

    Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
    I do not respect 'True Christians' as they are disrespectful of others. I respect and like people who are nice to others and do no exclude or judge others because of their beliefs. I respect Christians who may believe that other religions are bad, but do not act upon their feelings or have a dignified and well-reasoned argument on the subject. I don't understand why you and your church can't just recognise that other people choose to believe differently from you and respect it.
    So for you to respect a Christian they must do one of the following, according to your own words:

    1, endorse sin, or,

    2, pretend not to be Christian, or,

    3, have a well reasoned justification for Christianity.

    I'm sure that if you open your mind enough to allow the Light of Christ inside, you will find that many True Christians™ are of an intellectual bent and fit into the third category. Others simply have faith in God's Holy Word, but could if they saw fit take the intellectual justifications of their neighbors on faith as well. Why do you see faith in Christ as being so repulsive? Why do you prefer pseudo-Christians who have faith in the mind of man and reject the mind of God?
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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #17
      Re: Are you guys for real?

      Caitlin, if you don't learn to spend a lot less time talking about yourself and your opinions, you will never find a husband. No man wants a woman giving him an ear ache all day long.
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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22888

        #18
        Re: Are you guys for real?

        Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
        I am from the UK and we call it Maths.
        Like most Brits, you revel in being wrong.
        You can doubt all you want but I got top grades in school, and I am at a good university.
        I don't know any Bible-based Christian universities in England. Which one is it?

        I respect other peoples beliefs and life choices.... I do not respect is your 'hatred' towards others that do not believe what you believe.
        See what you did there? First you respect our beliefs and then you don't.

        If everybody respected other peoples religions and let them be, there would be a lot more peace in the world.
        Garbage, that's not what God says,

        Deuteronomy 13:6-10
        If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.
        In your eyes, you see me as 'unsaved' and that I will burn in Hell.
        Who am I to judge, but that is what God says, and who can disagree with The Almighty?
        Why can't you see that as my choice? I don't need saved because I don't believe Hell exists.
        God believes in Hell, He created it. That's all that counts
        And every other group that you believe will go to Hell, why can't you stop giving them hate and leave them be.
        Dear Lord! Have you read nothing I have written!!! Look at the verses above!
        If you do that and be respectful towards other, others will stop giving you hate.
        If they are stoned to death they will stop giving hate also.
        These quotes mean nothing to me.
        What are you doing at university if you can't understand English? Are you an experiment?
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        • Missionary in Sweden
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2011
          • 189

          #19
          Re: Are you guys for real?

          God is full of hate. Here's an example:

          Proverbs 6:16-19
          King James Version (KJV)
          "16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

          17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

          18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,

          19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

          You might find "Christians" who don't accept this, but as you can see, those people are lying and therefore God hates them. They will burn in hell. Do you want to burn in hell?
          Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

          Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #20
            Re: Are you guys for real?

            Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
            I am from the UK and we call it Maths. I believe Americans called it Math, so that is where the confusion lies. You can doubt all you want but I got top grades in school, and I am at a good university.

            I respect other peoples beliefs and life choices. I respect that everyone here has such devotion to their God and the Bible.
            What I do not respect is your 'hatred' towards others that do not believe what you believe. If everybody respected other peoples religions and let them be, there would be a lot more peace in the world. In your eyes, you see me as 'unsaved' and that I will burn in Hell. Why can't you see that as my choice? I don't need saved because I don't believe Hell exists. And every other group that you believe will go to Hell, why can't you stop giving them hate and leave them be. If you do that and be respectful towards other, others will stop giving you hate.

            All there quotes are not evidence of God existing. These quotes mean nothing to me.
            I reiterate, 'Math' cannot and is not plural. How can a person think they are intelligent when this basic concept is missed?

            Friend, being the 'top' of something means little. Often, it just means those around you are total idiots.

            God created us and everything around us. He offers us the opportunity to go to Heaven if we follow His simple rules as outlined in the KJV Bible. Now, if you think you are smarter than God and know better, then you are free to do as you wish. Just do not come crying to us (or Him) when you find out the fires of Hell are all too real.

            Last, no one ever said they 'hated' anyone. I would appreciate it if you would retract that rude comment. We are Christians and as such, do and behave as God instructs. If you do not like any of it, your problem is with God, not us.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • ExGay Alex
              Helping boys become upright model citizens
              True Christian™
              • May 2008
              • 1295

              #21
              Re: Are you guys for real?

              Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
              I respect other peoples beliefs and life choices.
              Except for ours. When it comes to our beliefs, your opinion is as follows:

              Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
              My name is Caitlin .... [blah blah blah] .... I find the whole lot of you ridiculous, ignorant and probably the most horrible people on the internet .... [cockney accented trifle]... You are all full of hate and I find you to be very much the opposite of Christian.
              Here is some sage advice for you:

              Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
              Why can't you accept differences and move on?
              "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: Are you guys for real?

                Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
                I do get annoyed at some Christians who do cherry-pick their religion. It doesn't make sense to me.

                I have no idea if they have gone against Scripture or not. I am currently reading bits of the Bible for my studies, and what I can gather from what I have read, the Bible talks about love and forgiveness. I like the Christians who are nice to others, and are accepting. That was what I was taught as a child, as my parents are Christian. They understand that I do not believe in God, and their only request was for me to be a good person and be respectful towards their beliefs. I do not need the rewards of Heaven to be a nice person in this life.
                "Being nice" will not get you into Heaven, harlot. Read my sermon on the subject HERE.

                The Bible tells us NOT to "be accepting" of unsaved scum such as atheists, witches, whoremongers, queers and chavs, just to name a few. Hell is where they are bound, unless they sincerely repent and accept Christ Jesus as their personal Savior.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Thomas Taylor
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 1486

                  #23
                  Re: Are you guys for real?

                  Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
                  Where did that come from? It is completely illogical- My parents taught me to be accepting of others and respectful, so that means I am ok with murder, terrorism and paedophilia? I am respectful of others peoples beliefs that are not harmful to others. I do not respect Muslims who want to launch another terrorist attack and I hope they will be jailed before they do harm, but that does not mean I don't respect all the other Muslims. Muslims are following their religion and believe it is right, and you are doing the same for your belief. Why can't you accept your differences and move on?

                  Plus the biggest profile of child molesters in Britain are priests who have sex with little boys. Does your Bible say anything about how it is ok for a man of God to do that to a child?
                  Ok Caitlin. I am going to be brutally honest here.

                  1. We are not papists - they are the ones who condone peadophilia. We have never been nor shall we ever be affiliated with these Mary worshippers.
                  2. Islam is not a religion. It is a cult that was devised by a madman in a cave in the middle of the desert. - please do not compare us to them. They worship Alan the moon god, not the One True God as we do.

                  It would seem that you have been indoctrinated with, as we like to call it, fluffy bunny Christianity.

                  Please read the book of Leviticus and then tell me that we are wrong.

                  I will give a small quote from this Book to let you see what I mean.

                  Leviticus 20:13

                  If a man also lie with mankind, as hee lyeth with a woman, both of them haue committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shalbe vpon them.

                  This tells us that God dislikes homos intensely. In fact so intensely that they should be executed.

                  I pray that you will wake up and see the Light that is God's Love.
                  Isaiah 66:15

                  For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #24
                    Re: Are you guys for real?

                    Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
                    I do not respect Muslims who want to launch another terrorist attack and I hope they will be jailed before they do harm, but that does not mean I don't respect all the other Muslims.
                    Muslims are worthy of naught but disrespect, dear. Even those muslims you might consider "moderate" support the violent and oppressive regime with their finances, time, and energy, thus lending false credibility to a dangerous belief. Because of the elusive nature of their moon-god directing their morals, they believe certain people have access to a "truth" that cannot be held accountable to anyone or anything. This is inherently dangerous. Any time there is an accepted authority with no accountability, there is opportunity for oppression. Human sin nature encourages individuals to take advantage of the circumstances for their own gain, with the exception of those who are Born Again in Christ, thus freed from the bondage of sin altogether.


                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • johnsmith111
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Dec 2012
                      • 47

                      #25
                      Re: Are you guys for real?

                      Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
                      My name is Caitlin and I have recently joined your website so I can find out more about religion for my studies. I am a student studying maths at the top university in my country, and I have always been interested in religion so it is part of my course. Please, have a guess in what I believe in! I'm sure you won't be surprised!

                      I like how you have labelled me as a teenage chav, despite me having a top education as well as a job and taking part in sport and charity events. You do not know the first thing about me, and you have labelled me as 'unsaved'. I find the whole lot of you ridiculous, ignorant and probably the most horrible people on the internet. The Christians I have met and spend time with are nice people who like to be nice to others, regardless of their beliefs, sexual orientation etc. To me, and I'm sure many others will agree, to be Christian is to be nice and to 'love thy neighbour'. You are all full of hate and I find you to be very much the opposite of Christian.

                      I look forward to finding out more about you and your church.
                      you are a very prideful person
                      1 Peter 5:5 God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble.

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                      • Jedediah
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        Fisher of Men
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 6824

                        #26
                        Re: Are you guys for real?

                        It's one thing to simply check a box on a questionnaire or answer in the affirmative when asked if you are a Christian. It is something else entirely to devote your life to Christ and follow His commandments, as given in the Holy Bible. I seriously doubt your "cafeteria Christian" friends know the first thing about what they profess belief in. Here, we proudly proclaim the Gospel exactly as it is given in the King James Authorized Version (c)1611. Unlike most self-professed Christians-in-name-only (aka, ChINOs), we are unashamed of God's Word, and we seek to promulgate Its message throughout the nations.

                        Matthew 24:14
                        And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.


                        Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
                        You are all full of hate and I find you to be very much the opposite of Christian.
                        There is no hate here, friend. If our hearts were not filled with love for all the unsaved trash of the world, why would we spend our time trying to win their souls for His Kingdom? The most hateful thing I can think of would be to ignore them as they wallow in depredation or, worse yet, molly-coddle them and tell them that their sinful nature is okay in the eyes of the LORD. God is very clear about how we are to do the work of evangelists and spread the Good News.

                        II Timothy 4:2-5
                        Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
                        For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
                        And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
                        But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

                        We are trying to snap them out of their delusion and exhort them to get right with Jesus!
                        God has brought them here for a reason. For us to just ignore their desperate cries for help would be completely antithetical to the Christian Love that we all feel for all of you. Please try not to be so hostile. We are only trying to help you and the rest of the unsaved trash who come here wallowing in sin, in need of Redemption. It's not too late for you or for them. We want you all to join us in Heaven. We want you all to accept Jesus' kind offer of Redemption and become a True Christians™. It is precisely because of our Christian love that we scourge and chasten unsaved trash.

                        Hebrews 12:5-8
                        And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
                        For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
                        If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
                        But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
                        II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                        And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                        In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                        Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                        The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #27
                          Re: Are you guys for real?

                          Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
                          My name is Caitlin and I have recently joined your website so I can find out more about religion for my studies. I am a student studying maths at the top university in my country, and I have always been interested in religion so it is part of my course. Please, have a guess in what I believe in! I'm sure you won't be surprised!

                          I like how you have labelled me as a teenage chav, despite me having a top education as well as a job and taking part in sport and charity events. You do not know the first thing about me, and you have labelled me as 'unsaved'. I find the whole lot of you ridiculous, ignorant and probably the most horrible people on the internet. The Christians I have met and spend time with are nice people who like to be nice to others, regardless of their beliefs, sexual orientation etc. To me, and I'm sure many others will agree, to be Christian is to be nice and to 'love thy neighbour'. You are all full of hate and I find you to be very much the opposite of Christian.

                          I look forward to finding out more about you and your church.
                          Ok, ok.

                          Enough of the Tom Foolery. Show me your tits and I'll tell you the truth.

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                          • Barry
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 259

                            #28
                            Re: Are you guys for real?

                            Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
                            I am from the UK ..... ..... You can doubt all you want but I got top grades in school, and I am at a good university.
                            The deluded ramblings of an ignorant sinner. There are absolutely no good universities in the UK. Not one of them grounds their education in the gospel truth and the word of God. Instead, UK univisites teach ridiculous new age theories such as evolution and tolerance of such perversities as homosexuality, racial equality and various other religions. Being a UK university student has nothing to do with truth, learning and understanding the world around us and more to do with alcoholic drink and drug binges and promiscuous, indiscriminate, sexual encounters with strangers met in the midst of those binges.

                            And writing posts like this below...

                            Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
                            I believe that religions were made to explain what people could not understand.... I understand why people believed in God in the past as there were so many phenomenons that seemed scary and were unexplained. However, the progress of science explains the world now and the evidence has gathered to show that religion goes against what has been proved.
                            .... complete and total proof that you don't go to a good university. Only an imbicle with absolutely no education or understanding of the Bible could possibly have written this.



                            .
                            The Lord is my shepherd.

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                            • Barry
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 259

                              #29
                              Re: Are you guys for real?

                              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                              Ok, ok.

                              Enough of the Tom Foolery. Show me your tits and I'll tell you the truth.
                              It may seem ever so slightly crude to you Caitlin and personaly, I might have chosen to phrase that differently. But actually I do 100% agree with Deaner's request. Perhaps you have been lucky and while God in his infinate wisdom did not furnish you with much intelect, he may have seen fit to give you other comely and shapely virtues. You may have the sufficiant charms, to trap a decent True Christian gentleman, to be your husband, who will correctly perform his duty and beat into you, the Christianity, that education failed to do.


                              .
                              The Lord is my shepherd.

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                              • Deaner
                                Christ's Love Messenger
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5932

                                #30
                                Re: Are you guys for real?

                                Originally posted by Barry View Post
                                It may seem ever so slightly crude to you Caitlin and personaly, I might have chosen to phrase that differently. But actually I do 100% agree with Deaner's request. Perhaps you have been lucky and while God in his infinate wisdom did not furnish you with much intelect, he may have seen fit to give you other comely and shapely virtues. You may have the sufficiant charms, to trap a decent True Christian gentleman, to be your husband, who will correctly perform his duty and beat into you, the Christianity, that education failed to do.
                                Damn; I've never seen such insight.

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