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  • SnivellingPussyboy
    Unsaved trash, teenaged fag
    • Feb 2013
    • 13

    #1

    Hi! God scare me. But I am a Whore, so it is OK

    Okay well lets start it off by telling you the basics.
    I'm a Roman Catholic, and stumbled upon this atrocious site on a comment to a My Chemical Romance music video.
    All of you people are scary. You are very hateful, hypocritical, and ridiclious. You say the most ludicrous things. All music is satanic, women deserve to be beaten, and youare all very single minded.
    Anyways. The other post was just one of my friends piffleing around with you guys to get a reaction, so don't hold that agsinst me xD
    So last thing I want to say. You guys hate every single band that I listen to. Some examples:

    My Chemical Romance
    Green Day
    Slipknot
    Avenged Sevenfold

    And there are more but, I don't understand how anyone in the right mind could hate any of those bands.
    Why? The majority of their songs carry s very positive message.
    Example from MCR's song Famous Last Words:
    "I am not afraid to keep on living. I am not afraid to walk this world alone."
    How is that satanic?
    I'm just wanting to see your reasons for why you people sre so hateful. You are never going to convert anyone to your religion if you act with so much hate.

    Please explain to me why you are all so nasty.

    Not just about music. But about women, people of other religions, and people that like black. Etc etc.

    Danke
    Lev.20:13
    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Hi! You people scare me.

    Dear, please, please try and take a moment to understand what we are trying to tell you. Nobody hates women. Nobody hates music. Nobody is nasty. We are sharing the Love of Christ as commanded, to convert the sinner, and share the message that the Lord Jesus Christ will condemn all sinners to Hell for eternity.

    Now, it's not "women deserve to be beaten" but "Satan will try to drag the individual down to the deepest pits of Hell and we want to prevent that." Have you ever notice that when something hurts, you tend to stay clear of it? Do you avoid touching the hot stove with your hand? Of course you do, because that would cause pain and damage to your hand. This is called "natural consequences." The LORD uses natural consequences in the same exact way, and inspired by this, so too do True Christians™ who have been made into the likeness of the Lord Jesus Christ. As a woman, I can attest to the fact that I am an emotional creature. I cannot help it, it simply is the way I am. Emotions sometimes get in the way of making logical choices. The kindest thing Mr. Etheldreda can do is share with me the natural consequences of my behavior before it's too late and I am judged for eternity. How can that be understood as anything other than compassion? Any True Christian(tm) husband will similarly care for his wife's eternal soul, even if temporarily it causes discomfort.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • WalkingInTheLight
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2013
      • 72

      #3
      Re: Hi! You people scare me.

      Originally posted by ShadowAssassin7 View Post
      Okay well lets start it off by telling you the basics.
      I'm a Roman Catholic, and stumbled upon this atrocious site on a comment to a My Chemical Romance music video.
      All of you people are scary. You are very hateful, hypocritical, and ridiclious. You say the most ludicrous things. All music is satanic, women deserve to be beaten, and youare all very single minded.
      Anyways. The other post was just one of my friends piffleing around with you guys to get a reaction, so don't hold that agsinst me xD
      So last thing I want to say. You guys hate every single band that I listen to. Some examples:

      My Chemical Romance
      Green Day
      Slipknot
      Avenged Sevenfold

      And there are more but, I don't understand how anyone in the right mind could hate any of those bands.
      Why? The majority of their songs carry s very positive message.
      Example from MCR's song Famous Last Words:
      "I am not afraid to keep on living. I am not afraid to walk this world alone."
      How is that satanic?
      I'm just wanting to see your reasons for why you people sre so hateful. You are never going to convert anyone to your religion if you act with so much hate.

      Please explain to me why you are all so nasty.

      Not just about music. But about women, people of other religions, and people that like black. Etc etc.

      Danke
      I can't say it any better than what the esteemed Mary Etheldreda just did, but would like to add that a lot of people accuse us of being "hateful"
      It would be "hateful" to witness people sinning and disobeying the word of God, and never say a word to correct them! If we didn't care, do you think we would be trying so hard to convince you to come to Jesus, and avoid the Eternal Fire?

      If you think WE are "nasty", you are saying that God is "nasty", as every single thing we tell you is supported by the word of God.
      "That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the Lord, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the Lord your God for ever."
      Joshua 4:24
      Sister Myrna on Facebook:http://www.facebook.com/BiblicalLite...ithSisterMyrna

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hi! You people scare me.

        First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

        Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

        Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

        If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #5
          Re: Hi! You people scare me.

          Oh, so now you're a teenager again?

          Are you current on your medications? I've heard the Catholic church has amped up it's exorcisms, maybe you want to talk to your priest about that.

          Yeah, you come onto a Christian board pretend to be "christian" to try and troll us, and we're the scary ones.

          Now you want to tell us why you think following pedophiles is going to get you into heaven?
          Drama queen

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          • Missionary in Sweden
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2011
            • 189

            #6
            Re: Hi! You people scare me.

            I'll tell you who scares me, the Pope.



            The nerve of heathen Catholics calling themselves Christians. Come back when you're ready to take the word of the lord seriously.

            I also think that the Catholic church is soft on fags.
            Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

            Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457

              #7
              Re: Hi! You people scare me.

              So who are you the 19 year old whore or the 42 year old whore?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: Hi! You people scare me.

                Prove us wrong, using Scripture. Then we'll talk.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                • VictoryOS
                  True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                   
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 5390

                  #9
                  Re: Hi! You people scare me.

                  There's actually a band called My Chemical Romance? Why didn't they just call it We Love Drugs?
                  Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                  in 2016

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                  • Missionary in Sweden
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 189

                    #10
                    Re: Hi! You people scare me.

                    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                    There's actually a band called My Chemical Romance? Why didn't they just call it We Love Drugs?
                    Just my thinking. Or even better. Why not call it "Satanic hell-music by the Devil's rejects"
                    Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                    Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22931

                      #11
                      Re: Hi! You people scare me.

                      Originally posted by ShadowAssassin7 View Post
                      Okay well lets start it off by telling you the basics.
                      I'm a Roman Catholic,
                      You know, I could never understand why people would want to bow down in front of graven images – and you show me a catholic building that isn’t infested with plaster statues.

                      Ho, hum, it could be worse, you could like My Chemical Romance – what a load of Godless garbage they are!
                      and stumbled upon this atrocious site on a comment to a My Chemical Romance music video.
                      You were going to agree with us, Yes?
                      All of you people are scary.
                      Was it not Jesus Who said, “To the scared, all things are scary.”? Personally, I think you are afraid because you know Satan can destroy your soul, and, because you are a Catholic, rather than a Christian, your final destination is the bowels of Hell.
                      You are very hateful, hypocritical, and ridiclious.
                      Please! Get it right! It is ridiculous – note the spelling
                      You guys hate every single band that I listen to. Some examples:

                      My Chemical Romance
                      Green Day
                      Slipknot
                      Avenged Sevenfold
                      Did your priest give you that list for a penance instead of Hail Marys?
                      sigpic


                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Pastor Ed Lowman
                        Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                        Always kind and loving
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 1838

                        #12
                        Re: Hi! You people scare me.

                        Originally posted by ShadowAssassin7 View Post
                        Okay well lets start it off by telling you the basics.
                        I'm a Roman Catholic, and stumbled upon this atrocious site on a comment to a My Chemical Romance music video.
                        All of you people are scary. You are very hateful, hypocritical, and ridiclious. You say the most ludicrous things. All music is satanic, women deserve to be beaten, and youare all very single minded.
                        Anyways. The other post was just one of my friends piffleing around with you guys to get a reaction, so don't hold that agsinst me xD
                        So last thing I want to say. You guys hate every single band that I listen to. Some examples:

                        My Chemical Romance
                        Green Day
                        Slipknot
                        Avenged Sevenfold

                        And there are more but, I don't understand how anyone in the right mind could hate any of those bands.
                        Why? The majority of their songs carry s very positive message.
                        Example from MCR's song Famous Last Words:
                        "I am not afraid to keep on living. I am not afraid to walk this world alone."
                        How is that satanic?
                        I'm just wanting to see your reasons for why you people sre so hateful. You are never going to convert anyone to your religion if you act with so much hate.

                        Please explain to me why you are all so nasty.

                        Not just about music. But about women, people of other religions, and people that like black. Etc etc.

                        Danke
                        We are very nice people. You should be scared of God and Hell instead of us...

                        "4 And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do . 5 But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear : Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him." (Luke 12:4-5)

                        Pastor Ed

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                        • SnivellingPussyboy
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged fag
                          • Feb 2013
                          • 13

                          #13
                          Re: Hi! You people scare me.

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Was it not Jesus Who said, “To the scared, all things are scary.”? Personally, I think you are afraid because you know Satan can destroy your soul, and, because you are a Catholic, rather than a Christian, your final destination is the bowels of Hell.Please! Get it right! It is ridiculous – note the spelling
                          How do youoknow my final destination is hell? You're all a bunch of single minded f*ckers.

                          Okay one typo. Big deal. Clam the hell down. It was one word. :/

                          And oh my God I'm not a teenage fag? Wow can't you guys come up with something better?
                          And I received an infraction for'sexting it up for Satan? 'What the f*ck?

                          Anyway, why do you people act like your all so perfect? You people havent ever done anything that your god would consider bad?
                          I think this whole site is just fake. How cananyone honestly act like this?!

                          ~ShadowAssassin7
                          Lev.20:13
                          If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Missionary in Sweden
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 189

                            #14
                            Re: Hi! You people scare me.

                            Originally posted by ShadowAssassin7 View Post
                            How do youoknow my final destination is hell? You're all a bunch of single minded f*ckers.
                            We're just Christians who respect the word of God. We're not cherry pickers or leeeeebruhls.

                            Originally posted by ShadowAssassin7 View Post
                            Okay one typo. Big deal. Clam the hell down. It was one word. :/
                            "Clam"?!?

                            Originally posted by ShadowAssassin7 View Post
                            Anyway, why do you people act like your all so perfect? You people havent ever done anything that your god would consider bad?
                            I think this whole site is just fake. How cananyone honestly act like this?!
                            Of course, we're all filthy sinners who should be ashamed of ourselves. That's original sin. The difference between you and me is that I'm willing to submit to the word of God so he will forgive me. That's the rules. Submit or burn in hell.

                            Romans 5:12-21
                            Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                            Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #15
                              Re: Hi! You people scare me.

                              Originally posted by ShadowAssassin7 View Post
                              How do youoknow my final destination is hell? You're all a bunch of single minded f*ckers.
                              Well we have a whole section on why Catholics aren't Christian. In fact all that church is, is the old Roman paganism with Jesus name plastered on it.


                              1st Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
                              1st Timothy 4:2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
                              1st Timothy 4:3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received
                              Originally posted by ShadowAssassin7 View Post
                              And oh my God I'm not a teenage fag? Wow can't you guys come up with something better?
                              And I received an infraction for'sexting it up for Satan? 'What the f*ck?

                              Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
                              Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

                              Originally posted by ShadowAssassin7 View Post
                              Anyway, why do you people act like your all so perfect? You people havent ever done anything that your god would consider bad?
                              I think this whole site is just fake. How cananyone honestly act like this?!

                              ~ShadowAssassin7
                              1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
                              Drama queen

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