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  • #16
    Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
    Betty Sue,

    No.
    What's your game friend? Are you here to persecute us?

    I do hope so.
    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    Yours in acknowledging the futility of Satan's assault on our faith
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #17
      Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

      Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
      My dear hell bound Sister of Eve, Mary Etheldreda,
      You take that back!

      Sister Mary has been like a mother to me on more than two occasions

      Where do you get off being such a jerk?

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #18
        Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

        Dr. Laurence Niles,

        I have already been chastised for stating that Mary is hell bound and have an “infraction” of 40 points and I am not able to post anywhere else but here because of it.

        In coming to the conclusion that Mary is hell bound upon her demise came from our bible in that what it says about women is not very becoming to say the least. It continually shows that they’re second-class citizens and were only placed here by our God to provide for men. (1 Corinthians 11:17)

        “And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands; who so pleaseth god shall escape from her, but the sinner shall be taken in by her” (Ecclesiastes 7:26-29)

        In the passage above, women will never please our God, therefore, do you think that they’re going to heaven?

        Barring the fact that Eve was created AFTER the animals as a helpmate to Adam, God was pissed at the female gender in the beginning by Eve transgressing the command of God to not eat from the tree of knowledge. But, she did, and then passed it onto the sinless Adam that did not have the knowledge not to accept the forbidden fruit as she did. Since this time, we men have been paying for the original sin scenario ever since!

        Since women are biblically second class and are here only for man, and the fact that we're to rule over them, do you really think they will have access to Heaven in the same manner as the superior man?

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        • #19
          Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

          Redeemed Papist,

          I am truly sorry, but I cannot trust, nor converse with anyone that was a former Cathylick, because this fact shows weakness in their thinking in the first place.

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          • #20
            Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

            Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
            Redeemed Papist,

            I am truly sorry, but I cannot trust, nor converse with anyone that was a former Cathylick, because this fact shows weakness in their thinking in the first place.
            What utter rubbish you are coming out with.

            I am washed clean of sin in the blood of our Saviour, you worm. I'm three years free of the incense swinging mary hailers.
            1 Peter 1:22-23
            Seeing ye have purified your souls in obeying the truth through the Spirit unto unfeigned love of the brethren, see that ye love one another with a pure heart fervently: Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • #21
              Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

              Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
              Redeemed Papist,

              I am truly sorry, but I cannot trust, nor converse with anyone that was a former Cathylick, because this fact shows weakness in their thinking in the first place.
              The only weakness around here is in your sphincter, friend. If you would only repent of sodomizing stone icons, God would restore your continence.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • #22
                Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

                Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                Dr. Laurence Niles,

                I have already been chastised for stating that Mary is hell bound and have an “infraction” of 40 points and I am not able to post anywhere else but here because of it.
                Actually, as a forum member (congratulations, by the way), you are entitled to start threads in any forum now. You were always able to post in any forum, but were limited to the Introduction Forum for beginning your own thread.

                Enjoy your new freedom, and please be mindful of bringing Glory to God in all you say and do.

                Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                In coming to the conclusion that Mary is hell bound upon her demise came from our bible in that what it says about women is not very becoming to say the least. It continually shows that they’re second-class citizens and were only placed here by our God to provide for men. (1 Corinthians 11:17)

                “And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands; who so pleaseth god shall escape from her, but the sinner shall be taken in by her” (Ecclesiastes 7:26-29)

                In the passage above, women will never please our God, therefore, do you think that they’re going to heaven?

                Barring the fact that Eve was created AFTER the animals as a helpmate to Adam, God was pissed at the female gender in the beginning by Eve transgressing the command of God to not eat from the tree of knowledge. But, she did, and then passed it onto the sinless Adam that did not have the knowledge not to accept the forbidden fruit as she did. Since this time, we men have been paying for the original sin scenario ever since!

                Since women are biblically second class and are here only for man, and the fact that we're to rule over them, do you really think they will have access to Heaven in the same manner as the superior man?
                Indeed, it has been a question for many of God's favorite theologians whether or not women even have souls. You can contribute your own Biblically inspired opinion on a poll HERE.

                Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                Redeemed Papist,

                I am truly sorry, but I cannot trust, nor converse with anyone that was a former Cathylick, because this fact shows weakness in their thinking in the first place.
                Ah, but Brother Redeemed Papist has been Born Again and made into a New Creature in Christ (2 Corinthians 5:17). Indeed, this is why Landover Baptist Church is God's favorite church. Our pastors alone can guarantee one's Salvation©, which means you can be assured that what they believe, and say, and do is 100% in conformity with God's Will, as revealed in the Holy Bible [kjv, 1611].

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #23
                  Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

                  Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                  I am truly sorry, but I cannot trust, nor converse with anyone that was a former Cathylick, because this fact shows weakness in their thinking in the first place.
                  Dear friend:

                  Would you have trusted or conversed with the Apostle Paul?
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    Dear friend:

                    Would you have trusted or conversed with the Apostle Paul?
                    Amen Pastor,

                    We were all sinners at one point in our lives.
                    Drama queen

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                    • #25
                      Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

                      Pastor Isaac Peters,

                      To directly answer you, yes! There lies the rub. The apostle Paul was celibate, sacramental, his baptismal and Eucharistic theology reeks of Catholicism along with his ecclesiology being hierarchical.

                      Everything that the apostle Paul taught, the Catholic Church teaches today. What’s wrong with that picture? Can you spell h-e-l-l b-o-u-n-d C-a-t-h-o-l-i-c? Sure you can.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

                        Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                        Pastor Isaac Peters,

                        To directly answer you, yes! There lies the rub. The apostle Paul was celibate, sacramental, his baptismal and Eucharistic theology reeks of Catholicism along with his ecclesiology being hierarchical.

                        Everything that the apostle Paul taught, the Catholic Church teaches today. What’s wrong with that picture? Can you spell h-e-l-l b-o-u-n-d C-a-t-h-o-l-i-c? Sure you can.
                        Uh, quick tip for you...

                        Don't back mouth the pastors.
                        Drama queen

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                        • #27
                          Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

                          Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                          In coming to the conclusion that Mary is hell bound upon her demise came from our bible in that what it says about women is not very becoming to say the least. It continually shows that they’re second-class citizens and were only placed here by our God to provide for men. (1 Corinthians 11:17)

                          “And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands; who so pleaseth god shall escape from her, but the sinner shall be taken in by her” (Ecclesiastes 7:26-29)

                          In the passage above, women will never please our God, therefore, do you think that they’re going to Heaven
                          Friend, for one who professes to have such a strong faith in God, your lack of Biblical knowledge is both disappointing and disturbing. One need only look to 1st Timothy to see that certain women can attain the Kingdom.


                          But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                          For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

                          And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

                          Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

                          1 Timothy 2:12-15


                          Sister Mary has borne her True Christian™ husband many future Soldiers of Christ, and she serves Him utterly. She is thusly a saved True Christian™. You however, are not. It would serve you well to remember that, as long as you are a guest here on our Holy forum.




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                          • #28
                            Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

                            Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                            Redeemed Papist,

                            I am truly sorry, but I cannot trust, nor converse with anyone that was a former Cathylick, because this fact shows weakness in their thinking in the first place.
                            The lack of Christian Love you display makes me want to weep, Thomas.
                            Everyone is born of sin. Some possess it longer than others. A dedication to repenting and complete submission to the wants of God is all a man can do. We can judge whether a person seems sincere. Only god makes the final choice as to who goes to Heaven, who goes to Hell.
                            Do you honestly think Brother RP has not prostrated himself at the feet of Jesus? How about all those people who decided to stop the silliness of being queer?
                            The point is everyone can repent. The final word is Gods. If you think Brother RP is false in his efforts, then you are welcome to file a formal complaint in the Church office. Contact Miss Cookie for form 270944-B. Fill it out completely. Read the included instruction packet. Bless be aware of the consequences for filing a false report.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

                              Professor Bessemer,

                              The last thing that I wanted in heaven was to see my former seven wives! Therefore, I searched the scriptures with an acute eye to find any godly logic to why I won’t see them, or any woman in heaven when I arrive. I therefore came up with the following synopsis to support why there’re no women in heaven.

                              There are no females in the kingdom of heaven is found by the fact that the angels (sons of God) had to come down to earth to take women as wives. (Genesis 6:1-5). They had to come to earth because there obviously was no women in heaven.

                              The scriptures also tell us that when we are resurrected we will be neither Greek nor Jew, bond nor free, male or female. (Galatians 3:28). In Matthew 22:30, it tells us that we will neither marry nor be given in marriage, but that we will be as the angels in heaven. If we’re to be like angels, then all mention of angels in the scriptures were male. Besides, the scriptures above clearly tell us that there won’t be two genders in heaven.

                              This does not mean that women will not go to heaven; it simply means that when they arrive, they will become a new creature (II Corinthians 5:17), and the new creatures are male and not female!

                              There is no reason for women to be in heaven because we had to put up with them while on earth, and heaven should be a peaceful place. Women served their earthly purpose while on earth by being created for man (1 Corinthians 11:17), and to be a vessel for procreation based on God's will to only create man in His own image, and not women. (Genesis 1:26)

                              Since there is neither male nor female in heaven, there will be no need for procreation, and the female gender is not needed because all new creatures will have the type of body that Jesus has (Phi 3:21) and we will all be eternal, therefore no women.

                              This is why I believe through the scriptures, that there are no feminine creatures in the spiritual kingdom, praise!
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                              Your use of 1 Timothy 2:12-15 to support women being saved, is subjectively walking on thin ice when administering the word of our God to the Sisters of Eve. As you admitted too, "certain women" are saved with this passage. In my ministries, I never bring up this passage at my late night bible studies with women, because it only precludes that women who are with child are saved. This purports that women who cannot have children because of a godly predisposed malady, or that do not want to have any rug rats whatsoever, are not saved!

                              We must keep them in the fold so that they will tithe in the proper manner, and continue to have that carrot placed in front of them so as not to be any more of a problem than what they are to begin with. Therefore, I appease them with the simple passage of John 14:6 and leave it at that. ( I obviously don't tell them of my theory mentioned above of why there're no women in heaven for obvious reasons)

                              With your godly knowledge, I am sure you’ve heard this adage before, but I will place it here nonetheless. Let’s deduce this notion to it’s irreducible primary, and that is, there are no women in heaven is proven in Revelation 8:1; "When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour." 2+2=4.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

                                BelieverinGod,

                                "Uh, quick tip for you...Don't back mouth the pastors."

                                I don't consider it "back-mouthing", but just the simple fact of questioning. How is one to be truly enlightened with the word of our God if we don't judge what anyone says if there is possibly another reason not too? Remember, Jesus specifically stated; "Why even of yourselves judge ye not what is right?" (Luke 12:57). Do you want to argue with Jesus on this point? I think not!

                                Subjectively, our God's word has to be completely rung out to the last drop to fully see what He truly proposed.

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