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  • Mary Thompson
    True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2013
    • 653

    #1

    Hello there God fearing true christians.

    Hello there, God-fearing true christians of the most biblical and godly Landover Baptist Church, may God bless you all. My name is Mary Thompson, I am seventeen and I am married to an honorable, bible-following God-fearing man, I have two children who I homeschool and homechurch because in the area my family lives in, there are no good churches, my husband is working very hard so that one day we may move to Freehold, Iowa. My favourite King James Bible verse is:
    Matthew 19:26 because it gives me hope!This verse reminds me that with God anything is possible. So thank you for listening and once again, may God bless you all.
    Thinking of Abortion?
    That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
    Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: Hello there God fearing true christians.

    A cautious hello.

    Where are you from that you can't find a Christian church? There's usually one around if you know where to look, but they're not always listed in the yellow pages.
    Drama queen

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Hello there God fearing true christians.

      Moving with a family is an awfully big commitment. If the good LORD planted you where you are, why do you wish to leave? Do you not trust His judgement? Do you think He made a mistake choosing the place of your birth?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #4
        Re: Hello there God fearing true christians.

        Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
        Hello there, God-fearing true christians of the most biblical and godly Landover Baptist Church, may God bless you all. My name is Mary Thompson, I am seventeen and I am married to an honorable, bible-following God-fearing man, I have two children who I homeschool and homechurch because in the area my family lives in, there are no good churches, my husband is working very hard so that one day we may move to Freehold, Iowa. My favourite King James Bible verse is:
        Matthew 19:26 because it gives me hope!This verse reminds me that with God anything is possible. So thank you for listening and once again, may God bless you all.
        Does your husband know you are using his computer?

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Mary Thompson
          True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2013
          • 653

          #5
          Re: Hello there God fearing true christians.

          Thank you all for taking the time to reply to my introduction. My husband gives me permission to spend some time on his computer as long as I do everything I need to do first and the Bible tells us women to submit ourselves to our husbands so it is not for me to question if he is planning to move our family to the Godly Freehold.
          My husband does not wish for me to say exactly where we live, but I will say that there are a lot of catlicks in the area, so the churches are not appropriate for those not wishing to burn forever in a lake of fire.
          Thinking of Abortion?
          That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
          Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hello there God fearing true christians.

            I know there aren't many, but there are a few Independent Baptist Churches in Godless Australia. After my missionary trip down there a few years ago, Christianity has been spreading.

            Who do you avoid being raped by drunken abos?

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Mary Thompson
              True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2013
              • 653

              #7
              Re: Hello there God fearing true christians.

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I know there aren't many, but there are a few Independent Baptist Churches in Godless Australia. After my missionary trip down there a few years ago, Christianity has been spreading.

              Who do you avoid being raped by drunken abos?

              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Thank you, sir for the list, I will be seeing which ones are the closest to the area that I live in.
              YIC
              Mary Thompson.
              Thinking of Abortion?
              That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
              Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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              • Alterboy
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2013
                • 207

                #8
                Re: Hello there God fearing true christians.

                Hello Mrs Thompson,
                Welcome to God's chosen forum. May you find a True Christian Church in your area. You appear to be in dire need of male guidance.
                I Samuel 20:4
                "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: Hello there God fearing true christians.

                  Well you appear to be off to a good start, Mary. I hope you won't disappoint me. Or Jesus.
                  WARNING:
                  In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                  REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                  • {Anna}
                    Unsaved Trash, repulsive eurotrash whore
                    • Jan 2013
                    • 264

                    #10
                    Re: Hello there God fearing true christians.

                    Question
                    Why fear God if he is benevolent?
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #11
                      Re: Hello there God fearing true christians.

                      Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                      ...Why fear God if he is benevolent?
                      He is benevolent (to those who fear Him). Those who don't, well, not so much.

                      John 3:18 "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12984

                        #12
                        Re: Hello there God fearing true christians.

                        Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                        Question
                        Why fear God if he is benevolent?
                        Who said that God was benevolent?

                        God creates good and evil:
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

                        God enjoys killing in His name:
                        Deuteronomy 20:16 But of the cities of these people, which the Lord thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth:
                        ...and related:
                        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

                        God holds a grudge for several generations:
                        Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

                        God, after all, created Hell:
                        Revelation 21:8 8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
                        Matthew 13:38-43 38 The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one; 39 The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels. 40 As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world. 41 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; 42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 43 Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • {Anna}
                          Unsaved Trash, repulsive eurotrash whore
                          • Jan 2013
                          • 264

                          #13
                          Re: Hello there God fearing true christians.

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          He is benevolent (to those who fear Him). Those who don't, well, not so much.

                          John 3:18 "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."

                          That doesn't sound like loving God to me
                          More like Evil Queen from that fairy tale
                          "Fear me and I will be good to you"
                          just my opinion
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • {Anna}
                            Unsaved Trash, repulsive eurotrash whore
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 264

                            #14
                            Re: Hello there God fearing true christians.

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Who said that God was benevolent?

                            God creates good and evil:
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

                            God enjoys killing in His name:
                            Deuteronomy 20:16 But of the cities of these people, which the Lord thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth:
                            ...and related:
                            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

                            God holds a grudge for several generations:
                            Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

                            God, after all, created Hell:
                            Revelation 21:8 8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
                            Matthew 13:38-43 38 The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one; 39 The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels. 40 As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world. 41 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; 42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 43 Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
                            1 John 4:16

                            God is love


                            This is from your holy book and confirms he is benevolentt

                            Wright?
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                            Comment

                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12984

                              #15
                              Re: Hello there God fearing true christians.

                              Originally posted by {Anna} View Post
                              1 John 4:16

                              God is love


                              This is from your holy book and confirms he is benevolentt

                              Wright?
                              Not "wright," neither right, not quite. Try reading that verse in context:

                              1 John 4: 3-5 3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
                              4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
                              5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.


                              1 John 4:9-10 9 In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him.
                              10 Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins.


                              God loves True Christians™. Everybody else is still going to hell.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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