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My friends call me "Chastity". You may call me "Miss Goodbody".
The Good Lord gave me a special gift, which I've had from birth. Sin makes me sick, physically sick. Just the thought of sin makes me nauseous, and because of all the sin in the world, that means I'm nauseous most of the time. It's a burden, but it's a burden the Lord has given me, so it's a blessing.
There's a lot of sin here, and it makes me sick. But I can see there are some good people here who fear the Lord and honor His Holy Word with obedience, so there's hope. At least, as long as the sinners around here get sent to Hell sooner, rather than later.
I've faithfully attended church at least weekly, and usually much more often, since I was a baby. My family belonged to the New Christian Crusade Church, and I was first baptized there. When I was older, I joined the Christian Defense League as an activist for the Lord, but left when I found out it was secretly run by Jews.
Unfortunately, there's a lot of sin in churches, too, so I've had to change congregations often. Sinful people make me sick, especially when they're in the presence of the Lord. Keeping my Sunday best clean in the company of heathens distracts my attention from the Lord's sermons, and emesis bags don't come cheap.
In more recent years, I've been a member of the Methodist Episcopal Church, South, and the Church of Jesus Christ–Christian, which had some powerful followers of the Word, but there were too many brown people, so I tried the Church of God with Signs Following (Mark 16:18).
Now mind you, I'm not exactly on the best of terms with serpents, being agents of the Devil and all, but that church was home to some true believers who walked in the light of the Lord, and I was a member for many years.
Unfortunately, a sinner snuck in one day (an undercover reporter, I suspect) and caused me to throw up on a cottonmouth, which was wrapped around both my forearms at the time. The Pastor was very understanding and assured me my being bitten wasn't because of a lack of faith, but I considered it a sign from the Lord and searched for a new fellowship when I left the hospital a few weeks later.
That was when I discovered the Northern Christian Baptist Church of God. It was a small but righteous congregation with not a sinner to be found. The fact that I didn't feel like throwing up during my first service was clearly a sign from the Lord, so I've stayed there ever since, and have witnessed many miracles within its walls.
As just one example, we needed an organist, and though I'd never played a note in my life, I volunteered. Sure enough, the Lord worked through me, and the songs I play, though hurtful to the ears of the wicked, sound glorious to those with true faith in Him.
A few years ago, our small congregation affiliated itself with the Southern Baptist Conference, so we are now known as the Northern Christian Southern Baptist Church of God. We welcome any and all who are true Christians, free of sin, and not too dark of skin.
You Landover Baptist folks seem quite righteous and seem to hate sinners like everyone should, which I consider a very good sign, but I do have some criticism to offer. Now I don't mean to sound holier-than-thou, much, but I think you are far too lenient toward sinners, and I'm hoping the Lord will guide you to talk less and smite more.
Though every word of the Holy Bible is sacred and perfect, being of the Lord, I'd have to say my favorite verse from the Scriptures is John 6:53. As far as the Lord is concerned, and therefore me, the sinners are already dead due to spiritual malnutrition, and thank goodness for that!
The Good Lord gave me a special gift, which I've had from birth. Sin makes me sick, physically sick. Just the thought of sin makes me nauseous, and because of all the sin in the world, that means I'm nauseous most of the time. It's a burden, but it's a burden the Lord has given me, so it's a blessing.
There's a lot of sin here, and it makes me sick. But I can see there are some good people here who fear the Lord and honor His Holy Word with obedience, so there's hope. At least, as long as the sinners around here get sent to Hell sooner, rather than later.
I've faithfully attended church at least weekly, and usually much more often, since I was a baby. My family belonged to the New Christian Crusade Church, and I was first baptized there. When I was older, I joined the Christian Defense League as an activist for the Lord, but left when I found out it was secretly run by Jews.
Unfortunately, there's a lot of sin in churches, too, so I've had to change congregations often. Sinful people make me sick, especially when they're in the presence of the Lord. Keeping my Sunday best clean in the company of heathens distracts my attention from the Lord's sermons, and emesis bags don't come cheap.
In more recent years, I've been a member of the Methodist Episcopal Church, South, and the Church of Jesus Christ–Christian, which had some powerful followers of the Word, but there were too many brown people, so I tried the Church of God with Signs Following (Mark 16:18).
Now mind you, I'm not exactly on the best of terms with serpents, being agents of the Devil and all, but that church was home to some true believers who walked in the light of the Lord, and I was a member for many years.
Unfortunately, a sinner snuck in one day (an undercover reporter, I suspect) and caused me to throw up on a cottonmouth, which was wrapped around both my forearms at the time. The Pastor was very understanding and assured me my being bitten wasn't because of a lack of faith, but I considered it a sign from the Lord and searched for a new fellowship when I left the hospital a few weeks later.
That was when I discovered the Northern Christian Baptist Church of God. It was a small but righteous congregation with not a sinner to be found. The fact that I didn't feel like throwing up during my first service was clearly a sign from the Lord, so I've stayed there ever since, and have witnessed many miracles within its walls.
As just one example, we needed an organist, and though I'd never played a note in my life, I volunteered. Sure enough, the Lord worked through me, and the songs I play, though hurtful to the ears of the wicked, sound glorious to those with true faith in Him.
A few years ago, our small congregation affiliated itself with the Southern Baptist Conference, so we are now known as the Northern Christian Southern Baptist Church of God. We welcome any and all who are true Christians, free of sin, and not too dark of skin.
You Landover Baptist folks seem quite righteous and seem to hate sinners like everyone should, which I consider a very good sign, but I do have some criticism to offer. Now I don't mean to sound holier-than-thou, much, but I think you are far too lenient toward sinners, and I'm hoping the Lord will guide you to talk less and smite more.
Though every word of the Holy Bible is sacred and perfect, being of the Lord, I'd have to say my favorite verse from the Scriptures is John 6:53. As far as the Lord is concerned, and therefore me, the sinners are already dead due to spiritual malnutrition, and thank goodness for that!
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