Greetings brothers!

[ChristianMingle]

Hello, my fellow Jesus lovers.

I've come to the forum to discuss the most elaborate & best fictitious book our dear man has made. The Bible

Though, I'll save that conversation for another thread. This is just my introduction.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings brothers!

I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.




First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Basilissa]

Re: Greetings brothers!

Hello, my fellow Jesus lovers.

I've come to the forum to discuss the most elaborate & best authentic book our dear man has made. The Bible

The Bible is not the making of a "man" but of .

Though, I'll save that conversation for another thread. This is just my introduction.

Then please introduce yourself. (See the instructions on the top of this page?)

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Greetings brothers!

Why have you named yourself after a dating site?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Greetings brothers!

Hello, my fellow Jesus lovers.

I've come to the forum to discuss the most elaborate & best authentic book our dear man has made. The Bible

Though, I'll save that conversation for another thread. This is just my introduction.

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.- Matthew 7:15

This is a false Christian, come for mischief. This is the Devil's favorite day and we must be especially vigilant.