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  • Pastor Ed Lowman
    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
    Always kind and loving
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2011
    • 1838

    #76
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
    Just so y'all know- y'all can keep talking mess about Latinos. But there are 53 million of us. Aanything you touch a Latino has touched first. Watch your back- because we run this country in more ways than y'all can imagine.
    Well, I suppose enough beaten-up, rusted Chevy-fulls of mexkins rushing us from all sides with leaf blowers, rakes, and hoses might initially make some nervous, but you'd never get within 20 miles of Freehold proper, honey.

    Jesus and I can guarantee that.

    Pastor Ed

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    • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2013
      • 1284

      #77
      Re: Hello

      Something fishy is going on...first that nigra scammer from Niggeria says "y'all" and now latrino Andy says it too.

      Methinks nignoggery is afoot.
      sigpic

      I Kings 7:23

      And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

      New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

      Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

      Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

      Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12995

        #78
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
        ...Gente en mi trabajo gustan a mi...
        So now we know that Spanish is not your native language.

        Great. What kind of a lowly person would want to impersonate a Mexican?
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Senior Andy
          Unsaved trash, suspected taco chomper
          • Dec 2013
          • 24

          #79
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          I can see how that would be true for fresh produce and flowers, and even our cars (when you try to steal them), but it's absolutely not true when it comes to our True Christian women.
          Don't forget most of your food. Probably your girls (those ain't women) too. Get over it- 53 million of us. What can you do with us?

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          • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2013
            • 1284

            #80
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
            Don't forget most of your food. Probably your girls (those ain't women) too. Get over it- 53 million of us. What can you do with us?
            For every beaner in the U.S., there are about 3.73 white Americans. What's your point?

            I wouldn't worry so much what we will do with you, but rather what God will do.

            Jeremiah 2:21 (1611 King James Bible)

            Yet I had planted thee a noble vine, wholy a right seede: How then art thou turned into the degenerate plant of a strange vine vnto me?
            sigpic

            I Kings 7:23

            And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

            New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

            Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

            Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

            Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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            • Thomas Taylor
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2012
              • 1486

              #81
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
              Don't forget most of your food. Probably your girls (those ain't women) too. Get over it- 53 million of us. What can you do with us?
              What is it with you people that you are so racist towards good Godly Christian folks. We give you jobs so that you can feed your squaling multitude of brats, what else do you want? The clothes off our backs?
              Isaiah 66:15

              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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              • val161A
                Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
                • Nov 2013
                • 79

                #82
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                Greetings and welcome to our friendly forums.

                It's great that you want to put all that snake handling behind you. The serpent is as the Devil and Pentacostalz openly cavort with Satan during the Snake Mass.

                How many children have you born your husband?

                YIC
                Andrea, I see like me this forum has tried to brow beat you and make you look as wicked and evil as they have done me. Don't worry, one day they will have to give account of themselves before God. They have changed some of my posts beyond recognition, to make me look a pervert and a lesbian. I have nothing against lesbians, but its not biblical and I am not one. I know they will change this post as I am writing it. We shall see. Have a happy Christmas.
                1 Corinthians 11:3
                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                • Alphonse Alban
                  Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                   
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 5724

                  #83
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by val161A View Post
                  Andrea, I see like me this forum has tried to brow beat you and make you look as wicked and evil as they have done me. Don't worry, one day they will have to give account of themselves before God. They have changed some of my posts beyond recognition, to make me look a pervert and a lesbian. I have nothing against lesbians, but its not biblical and I am not one. I know they will change this post as I am writing it. We shall see. Have a happy Christmas.
                  If we wanted an opinion of a stalker, we will call you first.

                  I pray for you.

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                  • Senior Andy
                    Unsaved trash, suspected taco chomper
                    • Dec 2013
                    • 24

                    #84
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by val161A View Post
                    Andrea, I see like me this forum has tried to brow beat you and make you look as wicked and evil as they have done me. Don't worry, one day they will have to give account of themselves before God. They have changed some of my posts beyond recognition, to make me look a pervert and a lesbian. I have nothing against lesbians, but its not biblical and I am not one. I know they will change this post as I am writing it. We shall see. Have a happy Christmas.
                    All I can say about them is FTP.


                    Christmas isn't even really about Jesus. Check ya history. Much love and blessings.

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #85
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
                      All I can say about them is FTP.


                      Christmas isn't even really about Jesus. Check ya history. Much love and blessings.
                      Of course it's about Jesus. It's His birthday. Do you go around to strangers houses and urinate through their letter box while grimacing? Just to ruin their day? At Christmas? Really?

                      You should be ashamed.

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • Chester Longshire
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2013
                        • 172

                        #86
                        Re: Hello

                        I was in Cancun once. The hot blazing sun and the lack of hygiene there made me realize that worshipping quitzequatl and Mary, while a major issue, was not the only issue you people have to improve upon.

                        Why don't you get yourself a real girl's name and lose about 25 pounds? You may find yourself a husband then.
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                        • Senior Andy
                          Unsaved trash, suspected taco chomper
                          • Dec 2013
                          • 24

                          #87
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Chester Longshire View Post
                          I was in Cancun once. The hot blazing sun and the lack of hygiene there made me realize that worshipping quitzequatl and Mary, while a major issue, was not the only issue you people have to improve upon.

                          Why don't you get yourself a real girl's name and lose about 25 pounds? You may find yourself a husband then.
                          I have a very female name. Take your elitist atiitude and stick it in a contaminated onion, if you catch my drift.

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12995

                            #88
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
                            I have a very female name.
                            Really? Tel that to Andrea Bocelli. You think that's a woman?

                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                            Comment

                            • Pastor Ed Lowman
                              Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                              Always kind and loving
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 1838

                              #89
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Senior Andy View Post
                              I have a very female name. Take your elitist atiitude and stick it in a contaminated onion, if you catch my drift.
                              It doesn't have to be this way, dear. If you'll simply begin a KJV Daily Bible Study regimen and ask God for some Guidance©, then you'll see we're right and be able to move up in the world. Do you really prefer a destiny of selling vegetables on roadsides as opposed to being one of God's Elect™?

                              Please take a moment to think on that.

                              Prayerfully,

                              Pastor Ed

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                              • Chester Longshire
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2013
                                • 172

                                #90
                                Re: Hello

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                Really? Tel that to Andrea Bocelli. You think that's a woman?

                                Its true that everthing from Italy is kinda gay and femmy, Andrea is clearly a male name for Italian momma's boys.
                                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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