[demoncooter]

Re: About myself

In answer to your question, no I do not believe in God.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: About myself

In answer to your question, no I do not believe in God.

Then would you walk into to a church and hate on the congregation?

Because that is what you are doing, here. Let go of your hate.

YIC

[demoncooter]

Re: About myself

Excuse me but I live in Scotland.

[demoncooter]

Re: About myself

Actually I will have you know I hate everyone.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: About myself

In answer to your question, no I do not believe in God.

Think you're clever because you spit in God's face? Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.

Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.

Praise Jesus!

[James Hutchins]

Re: About myself

Actually I will have you know I hate everyone.

Typical of you micks.
If you'd shut up for a minute, you can hear Jesus weep. Nice of you to spoil His day. What did He ever do to you? Selfish bitch.

[demoncooter]

Re: About myself

Typical of you micks.
If you'd shut up for a minute, you can hear Jesus weep. Nice of you to spoil His day. What did He ever do to you? Selfish bitch.

Right firstly I didn't write that I hate everyone (I don't think I did anyway because of my multi-personality syndrome) and I can't hear jesus weep because he is your imagination and im not being selfish by saying my point, nor am I a bitch for having an opinion.

Think you're clever because you spit in God's face? Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.

Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.

Praise Jesus!

What if I don't want to be saved by you or your friends on here whom you probably haven't met and how do you know this is Gods favorite website? he might like the ones who don't say that people with disabilitys brought it on themselves or mock others for what or who they like. Have you ever thought that Jesus was a Jew because if you understood the Bible properly you would see that it is more likely he is Jewish than Christian and somewhere in the Bible it says Humans are formed in Gods image (if he exists that is) so that makes me a form of him and everyone else you hate on is a form of him so therefore you shouldn't hate on them because they are in Gods image like you are. And I don't want to loose my soul and join you because that would make me a weak minded insolent and prejudiced person, I would prefer not to be like that.

[James Hutchins]

Re: About myself

Right firstly I didn't write that I hate everyone (I don't think I did anyway because of my multi-personality syndrome) and I can't hear jesus weep because he is your imagination and im not being selfish by saying my point, nor am I a bitch for having an opinion.
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Yes, you did
You admit God has scambled your feeble brains or perhaps it is just because you are a typical female.
You are a bitch for being concieved out of wedlock and for your poor attitude.

[demoncooter]

Re: About myself

Yes, you did
You admit God has scambled your feeble brains or perhaps it is just because you are a typical female.
You are a bitch for being concieved out of wedlock and for your poor attitude.

Firstly if I did write it I don't remember because of my multi-personality disorder and I never admitted God scrambled my brains (my brain isn't feeble) because he didn't, I am a normal child. Secondly I am not a typical female nor will I ever be one because I am an individual that doesn't conform to your standards. Finally how am I a bitch or have a poor attitude for being conceived outside of wedlock, it doesn't because essentially we are the same as I am made up of the same vital organs, the only thing that differs us is gender and our opinions.

[John Creeser]

Re: About myself

Firstly if I did write it I don't remember because of my multi-personality disorder

Have you tried an exorcism?

Secondly I am not a typical female nor will I ever be one because I am an individual that doesn't conform to your standards.

Our standards are God's standards, it's very important you understand this (or anyone reading this who think our opinions differ from what the Bible teaches).

the only thing that differs us is gender and our opinions.

and don't forget God says you are inferior to men and are to obey and submit to your husband. And again, that is God's opinion so it's ours as well.

1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

[demoncooter]

Re: About myself

Have you tried an exorcism?



Our standards are God's standards, it's very important you understand this (or anyone reading this who think our opinions differ from what the Bible teaches).



and don't forget God says you are inferior to men and are to obey and submit to your husband. And again, that is God's opinion so it's ours as well.

1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

I am not going to beat about the bush, you disgust me and your very own faith. Christianity suits you because you are a man, were you a woman, you would disagree entirely for no other reason than that your natural instinct would reject such nonsense. To call someone of 14 years of age a BITCH surely goes against your supposed values? Especially around the circumstances of her birth which she had no control over? Surely your all powerful God would not let such a thing as conception out of wedlock happen were he to exist? Te bible was written by MAN. why do you think this was? Because POWER is what men crave, and to crave such a thing is a sin in itself. Your God would not appreciate you assigning yourself the position of Alpha, so why do you think this is your right? You must worship only one. And any woman who worships her man surely defies the word of 'God" and any man asking her to, also defies this

[John Creeser]

Re: About myself

I am not going to beat about the bush, you disgust me and your very own faith.

God told us we'd be persecuted for our righteousness.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Christianity suits you because you are a man, were you a woman, you would disagree entirely for no other reason than that your natural instinct would reject such nonsense

.

Why don't you ask my wife who is more than happy to obey my commands and submits to my will. Every True Christian(tm) woman would agree.

To call someone of 14 years of age a BITCH surely goes against your supposed values? Especially around the circumstances of her birth which she had no control over? Surely your all powerful God would not let such a thing as conception out of wedlock happen were he to exist?

God lets you do as you want, you have free will to either choose heaven or eternal damnation.

Te bible was written by MAN.

No, it was written by "men".

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

why do you think this was?

To spread the Good Word? Duh.

[James Hutchins]

Re: About myself

Firstly if I did write it I don't remember because of my multi-personality disorder and I never admitted God scrambled my brains (my brain isn't feeble) because he didn't, I am a normal child.

I understand that because you are severely damaged, you have no idea but you are retarded. All normal people can tell. You are normal when compared say, to a potato.
God scrambled your tiny brain because you mother is a whore to punish her. You need to ask her why she spreads her flower for any filipino sailor boy for a pence.

Secondly I am not a typical female nor will I ever be one because I am an individual that doesn't conform to your standards.

You do not meet the basic standards of humans.

Finally how am I a bitch or have a poor attitude for being conceived outside of wedlock, it doesn't because essentially we are the same as I am made up of the same vital organs, the only thing that differs us is gender and our opinions.

No. You are a bitch because you have no legitimate father. No doubt, the night of your conception was a conga line in the alley.
Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

The difference between you and I is God loves me and He has a spot for me on His right hand. God sees you as a fouled kleenex that consits of a pile of green rubbery snot.
Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Basilissa]

Re: About myself

I am not going to beat about the bush, you disgust me and your very own faith. Christianity suits you because you are a man, were you a woman, you would disagree entirely for no other reason than that your natural instinct would reject such nonsense.

As a True Christian™ woman, I am deeply disturbed by your hateful words. I don't follow my "natural instinct" (whatever you mean by that). I follow God.

To call someone of 14 years of age a BITCH surely goes against your supposed values?

Are you virgin? Are you married? If the answer to both is "no".... yep, that makes you a harlot.

Especially around the circumstances of her birth which she had no control over? Surely your all powerful God would not let such a thing as conception out of wedlock happen were he to exist?

Has it ever occured to you that maybe God allowed this to happen just for the joy of hearing you and your harlot mother scream in pain for eternity?

God hates you. Deal with it.

Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

Te bible was written by MAN. why do you think this was? Because POWER is what men crave, and to crave such a thing is a sin in itself. Your God would not appreciate you assigning yourself the position of Alpha, so why do you think this is your right? You must worship only one. And any woman who worships her man surely defies the word of 'God" and any man asking her to, also defies this

Who did say anything about "worshiping?" Are you in some kind of a strange cult or something? True Christian™ women don't worship True Christian™ men; we simply respect them and obey them, like Jesus told us to:

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Hallelujah! Glory! Praise God! Thank You, JESUS! The Holy Spirit blessed me as I read your post, Sister Basilissa! One can always count on you to spread what you spread so well.

I would almost differ with you on one point; my respect for Brother Zechariah borders on worship, but I give the glory to my eternal Father in Heaven, the Great I Am, our Abba Daddy.

Oh, by the way: Hello, demonjoke! Welcome to our friendly forums!

But Basilissa, your knowledge of what defines a true harlot is so deep and natural. If we as women were allowed to teach in the sanctuaries of our churches, your mouth is one that would be open so that all would be satisfied completely.

I love you, sister! Let's talk pie in the midwest, shall we?

Demonjoke? Prayer changes things. God never gives us more than we can handle, and the family that prays together stays together (It should be state law!). The best place to find your place is when you are on your knees in front of Him. Christ Jesus is the source of all sources, the personification of love, the triple axel in our short program on earth.

Do not hop on the bobsled of satan and his minions. That sled leads to eternal dalmatian, and separates you from GOD forever. Much better to ski jump to salvation and go for the gold.

You may have never heard of this verse: "For God so loved..." John 3:16. There was a reason why GOD sent HIS SON to EARTH. It was not Deity Tourism - nay, it was for THEE. You see, thee and we see what may not be, but JESUS (Hallelujah!) sees thee and me and we with glee, and reaches down to us with a blood stained hand (no rubber gloves needed - His BLOOD washes us) to lift us into the realm of ETERNAL (this is a long time) life.

Imagine singing His praises for ten thousand years and then beginning another ten thousand. One can only hope that eternity is even longer than that - and I'm sure it is, because GOD wants us to praise HIM even when it hurts.

But you know what? It only hurts for a while - and then it becomes pleasurable - a blessing, indeed, to PRAISE HIS NAME ON HIGH!

Oh, LORD, I elevate Your Name even now on behalf of Demonjoke, and I plead the BLOOD OF JESUS over the soul of this bitch, and her harlot mother. Cleanse the womb and cervix and hooha of both, purifying them in YOUR NAME. TOUCH them, Abba Father, and pour out your blessings there, cleansing and healing and cleansing and healing and eventually rinsing them so that a pleasing odour reaches the highest point of our eternal heavenly home. I claim this poor soul's family for YOUR use, Christ Jesus. Hear and answer prayer, and glorify Your Name through this act of Your Glorious Glory. AMEN!

I am off to go shout Hosanna up and down my block!
NRL