hi!

[kitkat]

hello there, i have been told i need to introduce myself.
i have seen a lot of hateful posts on these forums, and i really want to try and put a stop to it because religion is about love and tolerance, not hatred!
my name is cait, i like cats, rock music, and playing the ukulele. my mother is a priest and i attend her church quite regularly. i hope you're all doing good and remember, homophobia, racism, and sexism never solve anything!!

[gregincambodia]

Re: hi!

hello there, i have been told i need to introduce myself.
i have seen a lot of hateful posts on these forums, and i really want to try and put a stop to it because religion is about love and tolerance, not hatred!
my name is cait, i like cats, rock music, and playing the ukulele. my mother is a priest and i attend her church quite regularly. i hope you're all doing good and remember, homophobia, racism, and sexism never solve anything!!

Hello, and welcome to the world's friendliest forums!

First, do you have your husband's permission to post here?

How did you come to find Jesus?

What is your favorite Bible verse?

[kitkat]

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Hello, and welcome to the world's friendliest forums!

First, do you have your husband's permission to post here?

How did you come to find Jesus?

What is your favorite Bible verse?

Hi!
I don't have a husband and i'm not sure why i'd need his permission to be on here?
I found Jesus when I was baptized
My favourite bible verse is "love your neighbour as yourself"

[gregincambodia]

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Hi!
I don't have a husband and i'm not sure why i'd need his permission to be on here?
I found Jesus when I was baptized
My favourite bible verse is "love your neighbour as yourself"

Ah yes, Matthew 22:35-39. If Jesus says it's important, it must be!

Why aren't you married? Aren't you old enough to start producing Soldiers in God's Army? Who are you subjugated to?

[Didymus Much]

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...I found Jesus when I was baptized...

Faith comes BEFORE baptism or it's invalid.

...My favourite bible verse is "love your neighbour as yourself"

That's not a verse.

It's PART of a verse that cherrypickers love to pull out of the surrounding Scripture so that it appears to imply something Jesus never meant.

Care to try again?

[Basilissa]

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hello there, i have been told i need to introduce myself.
i have seen a lot of hateful posts on these forums, and i really want to try and put a stop to it because religion is about love and tolerance, not hatred!

Hi sweetie, I'm really curious why do you think that. Is the Bible bout love and tolerance? No.

Does the history of religions show love and tolerance? Neither.

So, where did you get this funny idea?

my mother is a priest and i attend her church quite regularly.

Next time you see her, tell her that Jesus despises her for that:

1 Timothy 2:11-12
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

i hope you're all doing good and remember, homophobia, racism, and sexism never solve anything!!

Sweetie, we don't care what you think. The only thing that counts is what God says.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: hi!

hello there, i have been told i need to introduce myself.
i have seen a lot of hateful posts on these forums, and i really want to try and put a stop to it because religion is about love and tolerance, not hatred!
my name is cait, i like cats, rock music, and playing the ukulele. my mother is a priest and i attend her church quite regularly. i hope you're all doing good and remember, homophobia, racism, and sexism never solve anything!!

What's the point? I mean what is the point of you? Why are you here on earth? Girls who like cats are often lesbians.

Homophobia, racism and sexism solved all the problems in Israel.

Homers died in their own blood, the Canaanites, Amalkelites and Jesubites, etc were slaughtered, and women knew their place.

God ordered this and smiled upon it, and you, an acne-infested child, come here and make as if you are informing us???!!!!

What turned you into a God-Mocking atheist? Hatred of a mother who spits in the face of Christ?

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome to our friendly forum. Did you know, we actually follow the Bible! Isn't that something? Do you know, if you did to, you could be a Christian? Don't you want to go to Heaven and be BFF with God?

[JewPincher]

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hello there, i have been told i need to introduce myself.
i have seen a lot of hateful posts on these forums, and i really want to try and put a stop to it because religion is about love and tolerance, not hatred!
my name is cait, i like cats, rock music, and playing the ukulele. my mother is a priest and i attend her church quite regularly. i hope you're all doing good and remember, homophobia, racism, and sexism never solve anything!!

Your mother is a PRIEST?
I knew cathlicks were strange but I had no idea they were blasphemous enough to actually allow their women to lead congregations. :thumb down:

We are friendly people who follow the Word of GOD. If you take offense to that, then you may be a victim of the evil liberal conspiracy. Are you married? Make sure you have permission from your husband/father to use these forums!

Also, please pick up a KJV 1611 Bible and read it all the way through.

[M. Mansfield, MD]

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Have you had trouble sleeping lately? Fainting?

My adoring wife, Jennifer, wonders if your "priest" is a woman given to unnatural affection. Both of us feel that she is in need of exorcism, since no real woman would try to hold a man's role in the church, knowing that Jesus is frowning and lightning bolts are likely not far behind.

One does not find Jesus simply because of baptism, dear. One is baptized because one has found Jesus. We reach out to you in love and we pray that you'll allow us to show you the real pathway to Heaven.

Please get plenty of rest and don't scratch that - it'll infect.

Doc

[Mary Thompson]

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hello there, i have been told i need to introduce myself.
i have seen a lot of hateful posts on these forums, and i really want to try and put a stop to it because religion is about love and tolerance, not hatred!
my name is cait, i like cats, rock music, and playing the ukulele. my mother is a priest and i attend her church quite regularly. i hope you're all doing good and remember, homophobia, racism, and sexism never solve anything!!

Welcome friend.
I see you have made a typo in your introduction, because it sounds like you are saying that your mother is a priest. And what was homophobia, racism or sexism bit in your intro about? Landover is not racist, nor is it homophobic or sexist. And we are never hateful, we may give a good ol' Christian rebuke to a sinner now and then, but that is to help them become True Christians. Where in the Bible does it say that religion is about tolerance and love?

Now for your other post:
It still says Unsaved Trash under your name. You have not found Jesus yet, dear. And in the case of not having a husband you should ask your fatehr for permission to go on this forum. Why? So you don't post the usual nattering that most women do without guidance.
Kind Regards,
Mary Thompson.

[kitkat]

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What's the point? I mean what is the point of you? Why are you here on earth? Girls who like cats are often lesbians.

Homophobia, racism and sexism solved all the problems in Israel.

Homers died in their own blood, the Canaanites, Amalkelites and Jesubites, etc were slaughtered, and women knew their place.

God ordered this and smiled upon it, and you, an acne-infested child, come here and make as if you are informing us???!!!!

What turned you into a God-Mocking atheist? Hatred of a mother who spits in the face of Christ?

I'm sorry I can't even take that reply seriously. I haven't even done anything wrong. Maybe calm down or take a chill pill or something. And how on earth does having a pet cat indicate my sexuality? Seriously, this is petty and ridiculous.

[JewPincher]

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I'm sorry I can't even take that reply seriously. I haven't even done anything wrong. Maybe calm down or take a chill pill or something. And how on earth does having a pet cat indicate my sexuality? Seriously, this is petty and ridiculous.

Instead of giving your attention to cats, get married and raise sons! And be a submissive wife! Your obedience will do you well because then you won't be so rude! Know your place!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Your mother is a PRIEST?

It's probably one of those transsexual things - he started off as a man and then had a sex-change - I've heard that Catholics are liberal enough to allow that sort of thing - if you change a homer priest into a woman, you get someone who is normal.

I'm sorry I can't even take that reply seriously. I haven't even done anything wrong. Maybe calm down or take a chill pill or something. And how on earth does having a pet cat indicate my sexuality? Seriously, this is petty and ridiculous.

You were spared the rod as a child, weren't you? Talking like that back in the day would have gotten you eaten by bears: 2 Kings 2:24

[JewPincher]

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It's probably one of those transsexual things - he started off as a man and then had a sex-change - I've heard that Catholics are liberal enough to allow that sort of thing - if you change a homer priest into a woman, you get someone who is normal.

I always knew that cathlicks were a strange bunch of heathens but I never imagined that they were that disgusting. Have they no morals?