Greetings from a Catholic Priest

[Father Keith O'Leary]

Greetings, I am Father O’Leary, head of We are Blessed CatholicChurch in Elizabethtown, Kentucky.



I have been a priest for 25 years now. I spent my first 8 years inDublin, Ireland. There I would attend the Jameson Distillery almost daily, inhopes of saving drunken souls. Normally I would drink 8-10 shots myself inhopes of showing the young I was “cool” and “hip”.



I then spent two years on an African Mission. There I showed themthe use of condoms. Normally this meant placing one on my penis and havingbarely legal African girls try it out if you know what I mean. All in the nameof Jesus, though.



I won’t lie. I don’t recall the next 3 years. I was “mediating” sodeeply I blacked out for those few years. I’m pretty sure I convertedthousands, however.



I’ve spent the past 7 years preaching at We are Blessed CatholicChurch. My expertise is in “saving whores”. I preach 3-4 times a week atbrothels. Sometimes I call ads in the back of magazines and order the women, inhopes of saving them. My success rate is around 92%.

[John Creeser]

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HIDE YOUR CHILDREN GOOD FOLK OF FREEHOLD WE HAVE CATHOLIC PRIEST ON THE BOARDS!!!!


What are you doing here papist scum? Mary worshipping wafer munchers like you are NOT Christians!!

Read why here.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Hi Mr Oleary

Greetings from another unsaved. Anyway, your introduction leaves me with mixed feelings.

It was a little bit too honest to be written by a catlick priest.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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tl:dr

Why do you weirdos worship graven images in direct violation of Scripture?



Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

Z. Smyth

[endofdays]

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Serious question for you guys,

I've always wondered what is worse- your typical catholic priest or a tongue talikn' Pentecostal?

[Brother Mark Loman]

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Endofdays, what you are really asking is what's worse- a chimo or a lunatic..

[Father Keith O'Leary]

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Hi Mr Oleary

Greetings from another unsaved. Anyway, your introduction leaves me with mixed feelings.

It was a little bit too honest to be written by a catlick priest.

Of course I'm honest. I'm a man of God!

[Alvin Moss]

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I would agree that the graven image issue is difficult to accept. The sad fate of all Romans is to have to go on to perdition when they pass. They mostly expect a little dose of Purgatory, I expect, but there is no Purgatory, only Hell.

Hell is the destination of all who violate God's commandments and a whole lot of other people too, for that matter.

[Freddy Osborne]

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I then spent two years on an African Mission. There I showed themthe use of condoms. Normally this meant placing one on my penis and havingbarely legal African girls try it out if you know what I mean. All in the nameof Jesus, though.

It is common knowledge that priests don't believe in condoms since they really put their tally whackers in little boys.

Hello btw and welcome to the forum!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Of course I'm honest. I'm a man of God!

A ring-kissing papist is not "a man of God." More like a bead-counting demon.

[Father Keith O'Leary]

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A ring-kissing papist is not "a man of God." More like a bead-counting demon.

I am sorry you feel that way. So far, I have enjoyed reading the great knowledge of the posters here. I am not here to offend or debate anyone. I will pray for the misled here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am sorry you feel that way. So far, I have enjoyed reading the great knowledge of the posters here. I am not here to offend or debate anyone. I will pray for the misled here.

I have an idea; Why not pray to Jesus for forgiveness instead of praying to statuary.

[Father Keith O'Leary]

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I have an idea; Why not pray to Jesus for forgiveness instead of praying to statuary.

After I finish this pint of Guinness, I just may do that.

[Basilissa]

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Of course I'm honest. I'm a man of God!

Oh my goodness!... I haven't laughed like that in a long time. You are such a funny guy!

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Hi catlick pedobear

You remind me of my late neigbours dog: once it got inside your house it run around as long as it had time and pissed every room.

Just what you are doing at this forum right now.