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  • B.Akash
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    • Oct 2014
    • 5

    #1

    Farewell

    Dear People,

    When I joined this forum, I had no idea that it was not what I thought it was, which i eventually found out after some research. God never made me the judge over anyone, so with due respect I would like to inform you that I am leaving the forum. In no way i want to say bad things against you or anything like that, but our beliefs are not quite the same as i have observed. I pray that God will help all of us to walk in the path of righteousness and faith
    and show us what is the right thing to do. May God bless you all.

    Farewell

  • B.Akash
    Unsaved trash
    • Oct 2014
    • 5

    #2
    Re: Farewell

    P.S:
    If it is possible, please delete my account, as i cant seem to find any such option anywhere. Evidently you do not do that, but i still make this humble request that you delete my account.
    I just want to do what Jesus did, and wants me to do, and somehow all of this does not feel right. Moreover it appears you only accept Americans as members, and only people above 18. I am an Asian myself (Not red Indian as many assume). For these reasons I request you to delete my account if it is possible.

    thanking you,
    Farewell

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Farewell

      Dear Injun,

      The full majesty and uncompromising justice of God's Word is not for everyone, and that is precisely why He made Hell, so that those folks will have accommodations when the End Times come. I pray that at some point you will purchase a KJV Bible and read it for yourself, cover-to-cover, and you'll see that we don't add, subtract, or gloss over anything He says.

      I wouldn't dilly-dally though, because Jesus could drop a grand piano covered with Ebola vomit and napalm on your head at any time and then it'll be too late.



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • B.Akash
        Unsaved trash
        • Oct 2014
        • 5

        #4
        Re: Farewell

        I pray to God to guide me as to what is the truth, because nothing is hidden from Him.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: Farewell

          Friend, if you think God is telling you to leave us, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's a demon, and not our Lord, whispering in your ear.
          WARNING:
          In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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          • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
            True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
             
            • Jul 2014
            • 8416

            #6
            Re: Farewell

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Friend, if you think God is telling you to leave us, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's a demon, and not our Lord, whispering in your ear.
            Brother, do you think it's just possible that God might be doing this in OUR interests?
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #7
              Re: Farewell

              I wonder what this apostate is using to get his information about what Jesus wants him to do from. I'm betting he's just making it up instead of reading his Bible.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22889

                #8
                Re: Farewell

                Originally posted by B.Akash View Post
                Dear People,

                When I joined this forum, I had no idea that it was not what I thought it was,
                If you did not have no idea, you must have had some idea.

                That aside, it is Jesus who directed your fingers and soul to come here. He did that for a purpose, didn't He? Are you going to be like Thomas and doubt His power?
                God never made me the judge over anyone,
                I think we now know why Jesus sent you. He wants you to be a Christian, not some superstitious dot-head. You see, the Bible (KJV1611) does tell us to judge people:

                Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.


                John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
                1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
                1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.


                This is why you are here: to learn Jesus's words.
                Originally posted by B.Akash View Post
                P.S: If it is possible, please delete my account,
                There can be no deletion of accounts. This post, in which you reject the teaching of Jesus Christ, will remain for all eternity (or Armageddon, which is ever sooner) to serve as proof that despite Jesus telling you to come here, you rejected Him and are worthy of Damnation.

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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Farewell

                  Originally posted by B.Akash View Post
                  P.S:
                  If it is possible, please delete my account, as i cant seem to find any such option anywhere. Evidently you do not do that, but i still make this humble request that you delete my account.
                  I just want to do what Jesus did, and wants me to do, and somehow all of this does not feel right. Moreover it appears you only accept Americans as members, and only people above 18. I am an Asian myself (Not red Indian as many assume). For these reasons I request you to delete my account if it is possible.

                  thanking you,
                  Farewell
                  Dear Hatemonger;

                  I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

                  Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

                  If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

                  YIC,

                  --Pastor Ezekiel
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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