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  • hi everyone

    my name is megan. i am married and has been married since i was 17. i have 2 little girls now. they are twins. (: they are everything to me. i try to raise them in a Christian household because growing up, i wasn't raised in a Christian house. my parents were devil worshipers. i remember them doing witchcraft and using Ouija boards. they did spells to curse people and they loved Halloween. i hate Halloween!!!! it's of the devil and don't want my children around that but i will let them dress up but we don't go out trick or treating. instead we make brownies and read the bible. we don't dress up like people from the bible because i feel like that's making fun of god. that's all I'm going to say.

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    Re: hi everyone

    Welcome then, Sister.

    Actually, we are not strangers, so you can tell us where you are from. What is your congregation? Do you have your husband's permission to be here? Tell us of your walk with Jesus.

    God Bless!
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • #3
      Re: hi everyone

      Originally posted by megan1992 View Post
      my name is megan. i am married and has been married since i was 17. i have 2 little girls now. they are twins. (: they are everything to me. i try to raise them in a Christian household because growing up, i wasn't raised in a Christian house. my parents were devil worshipers. i remember them doing witchcraft and using Ouija boards. they did spells to curse people and they loved Halloween. i hate Halloween!!!! it's of the devil and don't want my children around that but i will let them dress up but we don't go out trick or treating. instead we make brownies and read the bible. we don't dress up like people from the bible because i feel like that's making fun of god. that's all I'm going to say.
      Sorry to hear that God has cursed you with twin girls. Hopefully your husband can recoup some of the loss when they are old enough to sell.

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
        Sorry to hear that God has cursed you with twin girls. Hopefully your husband can recoup some of the loss when they are old enough to sell.
        no I love my girls. (: it's a blessing that I even get to have children. especially twins but they can be a handful. I'm thankful for what I got.

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        • #5
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          Hello, dear, and to this Godly forum!

          I know we females are feeble minded and have attention span of a chicken, but please address the question asked by Brother Alvin Moss:

          Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
          Welcome then, Sister. Actually, we are not strangers, so you can tell us where you are from. What is your congregation? Do you have your husband's permission to be here? Tell us of your walk with Jesus. God Bless!
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
            Welcome then, Sister.

            Actually, we are not strangers, so you can tell us where you are from. What is your congregation? Do you have your husband's permission to be here? Tell us of your walk with Jesus.

            God Bless!
            I'm a Baptist if that's what your asking. and my husband doesn't care where I go. he says as long as I'm happy then he is happy. my walk with jesus has been really good lately. I had my ups and downs but in the end it's all good. what about yours???

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              Hello, dear, and to this Godly forum!

              I know we females are feeble minded and have attention span of a chicken, but please address the question asked by Brother Alvin Moss:



              I just did and yeah I guess I am pretty feeble minded lol

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by megan1992 View Post
                I'm a Baptist if that's what your asking. and my husband doesn't care where I go.
                That is so sad! Doesn't he know that we women are completely clueless without manly guidance (1 Peter 3:1)? After all, we are the weaker vessels:

                1 Peter 3:7 Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with [them] according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.


                he says as long as I'm happy then he is happy.
                But, this is not what the Bible says! The Bible says that the husband should make all the decisions and the wife should obediently follow him:

                Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

                my walk with jesus has been really good lately. I had my ups and downs but in the end it's all good. what about yours???
                Hello, dear. I would highly recommend capitalizing the name of our Savior Jesus Christ.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #9
                  Re: hi everyone

                  Originally posted by megan1992 View Post
                  I'm a Baptist if that's what your asking. and my husband doesn't care where I go. he says as long as I'm happy then he is happy. my walk with jesus has been really good lately. I had my ups and downs but in the end it's all good. what about yours???
                  Welcome
                  It's quite understandable that you don't fully understand what living in a Christian house is all about. You've done very well to escape the Satanic environment in which you were raised. Congratulations!

                  Your next step in your journey with Jesus is to study the Bible - all of it. And obey it. You should try to convince your husband to do so to - do that subtlely - you women have ways to do that that I can't understand. In other words, may him think it's his idea to study it. You must study those passages that Sister Basilissa has referenced and many others like it.

                  Lastly, how old are your girls? Are you planning on more children (hopefully boys) in the near future?
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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    That is so sad! Doesn't he know that we women are completely clueless without manly guidance (1 Peter 3:1)? After all, we are the weaker vessels:

                    1 Peter 3:7 Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with [them] according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.


                    But, this is not what the Bible says! The Bible says that the husband should make all the decisions and the wife should obediently follow him:

                    Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

                    Hello, dear. I would highly recommend capitalizing the name of our Savior Jesus Christ.
                    he's new at being a Christian and so am I. we will look more into that oh and I am sorry for not capitalizing God. I should have done that but won't make that mistake anymore.

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                    • #11
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                      Dear Megan,

                      Jesus has adviced us that sinners should have only one account in God's Favorite Forum. Only foolish girls think that they can sidestep and trick Jesus.

                      2 Corinthians 12:11
                      I am become a fool in glorying; ye have compelled me: for I ought to have been commended of you: for in nothing am I behind the very chiefest apostles, though I be nothing.

                      So. Please tell us which account you want to keep and we'll delete the other one. If you cannot decide, we'll choose in a few hours. Thank you for your cooperation.


                      Yours in Christ,

                      Elmer
                      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                      • #12
                        Re: hi everyone

                        Originally posted by megan1992 View Post
                        he's new at being a Christian and so am I. we will look more into that oh and I am sorry for not capitalizing God. I should have done that but won't make that mistake anymore.
                        oops, I meant Jesus. but I did forget to capitalize God. thanks for correcting me.

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                        • #13
                          Re: hi everyone

                          Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                          Dear Megan,

                          Jesus has adviced us that sinners should have only one account in God's Favorite Forum. Only foolish girls think that they can sidestep and trick Jesus.

                          2 Corinthians 12:11
                          I am become a fool in glorying; ye have compelled me: for I ought to have been commended of you: for in nothing am I behind the very chiefest apostles, though I be nothing.

                          So. Please tell us which account you want to keep and we'll delete the other one. If you cannot decide, we'll choose in a few hours. Thank you for your cooperation.


                          Yours in Christ,

                          Elmer
                          hi, i'm just a little confused by what you are meaning.

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                            Sorry, lying is not the correct answer.
                            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                            • #15
                              Re: hi everyone

                              Originally posted by megan1992 View Post
                              hi, i'm just a little confused by what you are meaning.
                              Don't play stupid. He's referring to the other account you were using on this godly forum as recently as yesterday.

                              Pick one, or we'll ban them both.
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                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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