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  • #16
    Re: hi everyone

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Don't play stupid. He's referring to the other account you were using on this godly forum as recently as yesterday.

    Pick one, or we'll ban them both.
    hi, my friend had created the account megan 1992. me and her had shared accounts and she thought it would be cool to create one but her account got deleted. is there a way she could reactivate it???? we share email accounts too. I know, pretty stupid idea but we do. we're just wondering why her account got deleted.

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    • #17
      Re: hi everyone

      Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
      hi, my friend had created the account megan 1992. me and her had shared accounts and she thought it would be cool to create one but her account got deleted. is there a way she could reactivate it???? we share email accounts too. I know, pretty stupid idea but we do. we're just wondering why her account got deleted.
      Baloney.



      You need to start telling the truth, or find another outlet for your lies.
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      • #18
        Re: hi everyone

        Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
        hi, my friend had created the account megan 1992. me and her had shared accounts and she thought it would be cool to create one but her account got deleted. is there a way she could reactivate it???? we share email accounts too. I know, pretty stupid idea but we do. we're just wondering why her account got deleted.
        Sweetie, if you share an email account with your girlfriend (no doubt to write Petraeus-style love letters in the Drafts folder ), then you can share one account here, too. Just please don't share with us details about your affair.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • #19
          Re: hi everyone

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Sweetie, if you share an email account with your girlfriend (no doubt to write Petraeus-style love letters in the Drafts folder ), then you can share one account here, too. Just please don't share with us details about your affair.
          she's not my girlfriend, she's my friend. and we shouldn't even share accounts. she doesn't know much about computers. i was just letting her share my account as a joke. she's like me dad. he's an old timer. he doesn't understand this modern day equipment.

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          • #20
            Re: hi everyone

            Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
            she's not my girlfriend, she's my friend. and we shouldn't even share accounts. she doesn't know much about computers. i was just letting her share my account as a joke. she's like me dad. he's an old timer. he doesn't understand this modern day equipment.
            You befriended a 90 years old? She needs an ouija board, not an email account, to communicate with her friends.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #21
              Re: hi everyone

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              You befriended a 90 years old? She needs an ouija board, not an email account, to communicate with her friends.
              wait, what?? 90 years old?? she aint 90 years old. why do you think she's 90 years old??

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              • #22
                Re: hi everyone

                Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
                she's not my girlfriend, she's my friend. and we shouldn't even share accounts. she doesn't know much about computers. i was just letting her share my account as a joke. she's like me dad. he's an old timer. he doesn't understand this modern day equipment.
                You. Are. A. LIAR.

                Proverbs 6
                [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #23
                  Re: hi everyone

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  You. Are. A. LIAR.
                  ok give me a reason why I would lie??

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                  • #24
                    Re: hi everyone

                    Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
                    ok give me a reason why I would lie??
                    Who knows what Satan promised you for trying to lure good, True Christian men into Hell.

                    Explain to us why we should ignore a single word of what the Bible says. What's in it for us?
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #25
                      Re: hi everyone

                      Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
                      wait, what?? 90 years old?? she aint 90 years old. why do you think she's 90 years old??
                      If she doesn't know how to use computer then she is 90 years old. It's called Occham's Razor. (Look it up). The only other (less logical) explanation is that you befriended someone of uncertain age in a very, very, very remote area, such as the Amazon jungle. Although no, scratch that, today even the members of the most primitive tribes have cell phones and are into internet games. It's called progress.

                      So, will you agree with me that your friend is a 90 year old dementia patient in a hospice, or should I follow the example of my betters and declare you a liar altogether?

                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • #26
                        Re: hi everyone

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        Who knows what Satan promised you for trying to lure good, True Christian men into Hell.

                        Explain to us why we should ignore a single word of what the Bible says. What's in it for us?
                        I don't plan on luring christens to hell. that's wrong. and you shouldn't ignore what the bible says. you should follow the bible and love the bible and God. if you are a true Christian then you should follow god and the bible.

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                        • #27
                          Re: hi everyone

                          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                          If she doesn't know how to use computer then she is 90 years old. It's called Occham's Razor. (Look it up). The only other (less logical) explanation is that you befriended someone of uncertain age in a very, very, very remote area, such as the Amazon jungle. Although no, scratch that, today even the members of the most primitive tribes have cell phones and are into internet games. It's called progress.

                          So, will you agree with me that your friend is a 90 year old dementia patient in a hospice, or should I follow the example of my betters and declare you a liar altogether?

                          no my friend isn't 90 years old. my dad is 59 years old and doesn't know how to use a computer. he aint 90. he's getting there tho.

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                          • #28
                            Re: hi everyone

                            Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
                            no my friend isn't 90 years old. my dad is 59 years old and doesn't know how to use a computer. he aint 90. he's getting there tho.

                            What is your first language?
                            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                            • #29
                              Re: hi everyone

                              Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                              What is your first language?
                              English

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                              • #30
                                Re: hi everyone

                                Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
                                no my friend isn't 90 years old. my dad is 59 years old and doesn't know how to use a computer. he aint 90. he's getting there tho.
                                Is your dad one of those retardeds? My dad is older than yours and he can use a computer.

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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