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  • #46
    Re: hi everyone

    Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
    whatever
    This mulleted rug muncher is no Christian.
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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    • #47
      Re: hi everyone

      Originally posted by Des View Post
      This mulleted rug muncher is no Christian.
      I have a question, why does everyone think that i'm not a christian??I have done nothing to you. you don't know me. I know i'm not the best at being a Christian but i'm trying and if any of you have any advice or have any bible verses you want to give me to go over to help me then that would be good. I mean, i'm learning. i'm not a bad person, I try my best. I don't go around and say you're not a Christian. I probably have in my posts but people says that i'm not.

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      • #48
        Re: hi everyone

        Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
        ...if any of you have any advice or have any bible verses...
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

        Close may count in horseshoes, but not Christianity.

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        • #49
          Re: hi everyone

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

          Close may count in horseshoes, but not Christianity.
          thanks, and if anyone has anymore than that would be helpful

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          • #50
            Re: hi everyone

            Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
            thanks, and if anyone has anymore than that would be helpful
            Dear Imbecile:

            The Bible tells us that the Bible is the best way to learn about being a Christian, since Christ is a fairly important character in its pages. So, I would recommend starting at Genesis - a fine way to start studying the Word of God if I ever heard of one - and then progressing through the book page after page until you reach the very last verse of the book of Revelation.

            Your next step: follow everything you just read completely to the letter. Think of Bible study as an excursion to the most important destination in your life: eternity.

            With loving prayers,
            BrotherLarry
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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            • #51
              Re: hi everyone

              Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
              Dear Imbecile:

              The Bible tells us that the Bible is the best way to learn about being a Christian, since Christ is a fairly important character in its pages. So, I would recommend starting at Genesis - a fine way to start studying the Word of God if I ever heard of one - and then progressing through the book page after page until you reach the very last verse of the book of Revelation.

              Your next step: follow everything you just read completely to the letter. Think of Bible study as an excursion to the most important destination in your life: eternity.

              With loving prayers,
              BrotherLarry
              thanks, i already started reading from Genesis this morning. it will take a long time to read the whole bible.

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              • #52
                Re: hi everyone

                Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
                I have a question, why does everyone think that i'm not a christian??I have done nothing to you. you don't know me. I know i'm not the best at being a Christian but i'm trying and if any of you have any advice or have any bible verses you want to give me to go over to help me then that would be good. I mean, i'm learning. i'm not a bad person, I try my best. I don't go around and say you're not a Christian. I probably have in my posts but people says that i'm not.
                Dear, we know because the fruit tells us the nature of the tree (Matthew 7:16). You "whatevered" my last post that actually answers your question. You're not a Christian because you clearly don't know Christ, you don't know what is written in the Holy Bible, you don't know how to respond to Christ's temporary sacrifice. Did you really think your little dog and pony show would fool Spirit-Filled True Christians™?

                Stop pretending, and start paying attention to the faith you profess to follow.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #53
                  Re: hi everyone

                  Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
                  thanks, i already started reading from Genesis this morning. it will take a long time to read the whole bible.
                  Why so negative? Do you have some sort of so-called "learning disability" that makes you a particularly slow reader?

                  Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • #54
                    Re: hi everyone

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Dear, we know because the fruit tells us the nature of the tree (Matthew 7:16). You "whatevered" my last post that actually answers your question. You're not a Christian because you clearly don't know Christ, you don't know what is written in the Holy Bible, you don't know how to respond to Christ's temporary sacrifice. Did you really think your little dog and pony show would fool Spirit-Filled True Christians™?

                    Stop pretending, and start paying attention to the faith you profess to follow.
                    I'm sorry if I put whatever. I shouldn't of done that. If u think I don't know Christ, then help me know Christ better. You're right, I need help getting to know Christ more. I do know him but need help to understand more. I want to get to know him more but just don't understand the word sometimes and I want to understand more. I don't understand the bible. I don't know what's all written in the bible but I can learn and I'm learning. I want to learn.

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                    • #55
                      Re: hi everyone

                      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                      Why so negative? Do you have some sort of so-called "learning disability" that makes you a particularly slow reader?

                      Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
                      no, but the bible will take more than 10 minutes to read lol.

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                      • #56
                        Re: hi everyone

                        Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
                        I'm sorry if I put whatever. I shouldn't of done that. If u think I don't know Christ, then help me know Christ better. You're right, I need help getting to know Christ more. I do know him but need help to understand more. I want to get to know him more but just don't understand the word sometimes and I want to understand more. I don't understand the bible. I don't know what's all written in the bible but I can learn and I'm learning. I want to learn.
                        There is an entire forum dedicated to helping unsaved trash like you know and love the Word of God as deeply and profoundly as we do:

                        Bible in a Year KJV with Brother V
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #57
                          Re: hi everyone

                          Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
                          no, but the bible will take more than 10 minutes to read lol.
                          So hop to it before Jesus drops a bus on your head, or bursts your appendix, or gives you Ebola, or does any of the other wonderful things He does to show His love for us.

                          More reading, less mindless jabbering.

                          There are 66 books in the Bible. Read two a day (should take a little more than an hour on average, some are pretty short), and you'll be done in little more than a month. Then you can discuss the Bible from a position of knowledge instead of your present state of ignorance.

                          Be sure to cross-reference any confusing passages with Brother V's handy Bible in a Year study guide, to ensure you really understand what God is trying to tell you.

                          If being put on moderation (where your posting privileges are severely curtailed) will help your motivation, I'm sure it can be arranged.

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                          • #58
                            Re: hi everyone

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            There is an entire forum dedicated to helping unsaved trash like you know and love the Word of God as deeply and profoundly as we do:

                            Bible in a Year KJV with Brother V
                            ok thanks i'll check this out.

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                            • #59
                              Re: hi everyone

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              So hop to it before Jesus drops a bus on your head, or bursts your appendix, or gives you Ebola, or does any of the other wonderful things He does to show His love for us.

                              More reading, less mindless jabbering.

                              There are 66 books in the Bible. Read two a day (should take a little more than an hour on average, some are pretty short), and you'll be done in little more than a month. Then you can discuss the Bible from a position of knowledge instead of your present state of ignorance.

                              Be sure to cross-reference any confusing passages with Brother V's handy Bible in a Year study guide, to ensure you really understand what God is trying to tell you.

                              If being put on moderation (where your posting privileges are severely curtailed) will help your motivation, I'm sure it can be arranged.
                              wow. having a bus dropped on my head wouldn't be fun. now I'm kina creeped out

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                              • #60
                                Re: hi everyone

                                Originally posted by imbecilegirl20 View Post
                                thanks, i already started reading from Genesis this morning. it will take a long time to read the whole bible.
                                It's just 1200 pages in my red-letter edition of the KJV Bible. The "Lord of The Rings" is longer, and it doesn't take too long to read (so I'm told).
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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