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  • Jim Farmer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2293
    #31
    Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

    Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
    , I love the way it is played, and I love the Irish accent. Also, Gaeilge is the most beautiful language I've ever heard.
    Which has nothing to do with this thread
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      • LolitaInbred
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jun 2013
        • 80
        #32
        Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

        Just trying to clear up that I'm not Catholic, and to explain why I got excited about the Boar's Head Carol.

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          • Alphonse Alban
            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
             
            • Feb 2011
            • 5724
            #33
            Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

            Regarding the sightings of my kids going around and Caroling!

            Let me set few things straight here. Yes, my kids have praised the LORD with public singing, but it is NOT caroling!
            Songs used are only True Christian™ approved praises. Also, Christmas is about the most manly baby Jesus, so my kids would never offend Him with something as sissy sounding as "caroling"!

            So, next time you see my kids singing in public, I repeat, they are NOT Caroling. They are proudly Christmas George W'ing™!

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              • LolitaInbred
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jun 2013
                • 80
                #34
                Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

                What, to you, would be an appropriate praise song?

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                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                     
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 9063
                    #35
                    Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

                    Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                    Also, Gaeilge is the most beautiful language I've ever heard.
                    This is simply untrue.

                    American is the most beautiful language in the world. That's why it is the best language in the world used by the most people (nobody counts Chinamen).

                    YIC
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • Alphonse Alban
                        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                         
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 5724
                        #36
                        Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

                        Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                        What, to you, would be an appropriate praise song?
                        There are plenty. This is one heartwarming and sweet song for kids to sing.

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                          • LolitaInbred
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jun 2013
                            • 80
                            #37
                            Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

                            Well it has a great bassline anyway. You probably like that obnoxious, over-played "I'm In the Lord's Army" as well.

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                              • Jesus
                                The Truest Christian™
                                 
                                • May 2008
                                • 170
                                #38
                                Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

                                The only songs I like are tasteful ones about Me.
                                Blessed is Me.

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                                  • alooneymoron
                                    Unsaved trash, avowed godmocker
                                    • Dec 2014
                                    • 187
                                    #39
                                    Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

                                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                                    There are plenty. This is one heartwarming and sweet song for kids to sing.

                                    I noticed a Ginger and Afro-American kid in the video.
                                    Mark 13:22
                                    “For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78553
                                        #40
                                        Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

                                        Originally posted by alooney1 View Post
                                        I noticed a Ginger and Afro-American kid in the video.
                                        You would, racist.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78553
                                            #41
                                            Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

                                            Shout Glory!! I can smell Christmas coming!
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • moladh-na-deithe
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                Under Investigation
                                                • Nov 2015
                                                • 3
                                                #42
                                                Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

                                                Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                                                They are not welcome on our property, either! As a rule they can't get through the gates, but last year some evangelical nutjobs (probably militant CofE) managed to sneak in behind a delivery van. Hannah went to the front door and kept them singing while the twins crept around the sides of the house, each with a hose, and Luke filled buckets with cold water in the front bathroom, which overlooks the porch. I don't think they'll be back, but if they are then we have "electrical effects" for them as well!

                                                Brother Elmer, the Ding Dong Song (does it originate in China?) has always been the one that offends me most, with its ungrammatical verb forms, atrocious spelling and blatantly foreign chorus. Thank you for your detailed analysis. I shall look at the subliminal messages later.

                                                Yours in Faith,
                                                Joanna
                                                While I agree with the idea of this, the common carols you hear around Christmas are blatantly satanic. I would never wish harm on someone for making the choice to not be saved. If they wish to be heathens that is not our place, and therefor i would never harm someone for it

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                                                  • Basilissa
                                                    South of the Border outreach program
                                                    True Christian™
                                                     
                                                    • Mar 2013
                                                    • 12935
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

                                                    Originally posted by moladh-na-deithe View Post
                                                    While I agree with the idea of this, the common carols you hear around Christmas are blatantly satanic. I would never wish harm on someone for making the choice to not be saved. If they wish to be heathens that is not our place, and therefor i would never harm someone for it
                                                    Of course, dear. Nobody is talking about harming anyone who is not trespassing and therefore triggering "state your ground" laws.

                                                    I seem to have missed your introduction thread. You can create one here in the introduction forum. It would be greatly appreciated if you followed the guidelines on the top of that page.
                                                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                                                    * * *

                                                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                                                    True Christians are Perfect!
                                                    True Christian™ Love.
                                                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                                                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                                     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                                      • Back against wall
                                                        Guarding his purity against all comers
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2015
                                                        • 1241
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

                                                        Originally posted by moladh-na-deithe View Post
                                                        and therefor i would never harm someone for it
                                                        Hey fella, you say harm I say defend myself. 12 people enter my property and they don't hear me say get off my property and I shoot them, it is on their trespass. I mean who has the audacity to come on to someones property and just start singing? Who has the audacity to come into a persons home and just start raving on without an introduction?

                                                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                                        Of course, dear. Nobody is talking about harming anyone who is not trespassing and therefore triggering "state your ground" laws.

                                                        I seem to have missed your introduction thread. You can create one here in the introduction forum. It would be greatly appreciated if you followed the guidelines on the top of that page.
                                                        Amen Sister Basilissa
                                                        Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.

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                                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2011
                                                            • 23775
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy

                                                            Originally posted by moladh-na-deithe View Post
                                                            While I agree with the idea of this, the common carols you hear around Christmas are blatantly satanic. I would never wish harm on someone for making the choice to not be saved. If they wish to be heathens that is not our place, and therefor i would never harm someone for it
                                                            A True Christian™ would never harm a heathen either, as God commands us to follow the law of the land (Romans 13:1-7). However, the True Christian™ doesn't waste sympathy on heathens any more than the farmer wastes pearls on swine (Matthew 7:6). Besides, we are told that one day we shall wash our feet in the blood of the wicked (Psalm 58:10), and that we shall rejoice when this happens. This is our reward for faithfulness, and to not be excited for this is to spit in the eye of the One who gives the Gift. Why on earth would you want to spit in Jesus' Holy Eye?


                                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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