Curly, the Goat, Escapes Navtivity Scene. Shoot her!

[Johny Joe Hold]

A friend from Northwestern Minnesota called me today.

"Mayor, you can't believe how crazy people here have become over Curly the goat. The goat ran from a Navtivity scene in Fergus Falls. People searched for 25 days. Now they found her. Instead of putting a bullet through her brain, she's some kind of hero."

I told my friend any goat who is disrespectful of Baby Jesus, indeed, should be shot and barbecued. Goat worship is terrible.

I wish now we would have sent our own posse up there to find it before the goat worshippers did.

http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/347727/

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Curly, the Goat, Escapes Navtivity Scene. Shoot her!

A friend from Northwestern Minnesota called me today.

"Mayor, you can't believe how crazy people here have become over Curly the goat. The goat ran from a Navtivity scene in Fergus Falls. People searched for 25 days. Now they found her. Instead of putting a bullet through her brain, she's some kind of hero."

I told my friend any goat who is disrespectful of Baby Jesus, indeed, should be shot and barbecued. Goat worship is terrible.

I wish now we would have sent our own posse up there to find it before the goat worshippers did.

http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/347727/

Amen, Your Honor.

Those devil worshipers will sacrifice all manner of fish and fowl and fauna in order to further the goals of their master Satan (). Little do they know that their efforts are futile!!!

(Hebrews 10:4) "For it is not possible that the blood of bulls and of goats should take away sins."



Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Curly, the Goat, Escapes Navtivity Scene. Shoot her!

They'll worship anything as long as it insults Jesus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Curly, the Goat, Escapes Navtivity Scene. Shoot her!

They should sell it to the sand nigras. They love 'em.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Re: Curly, the Goat, Escapes Navtivity Scene. Shoot her!

Indeed they do. Some even milk those horned creatures (I suspect most goats to be devilspawn):


It can't be good if childs are toaching devilspawn's milkproducing parts! I guess they'll get infected with homerism like that!

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Re: Curly, the Goat, Escapes Navtivity Scene. Shoot her!

And here is the Bible reference: Matthew 25:31-46
31 ¶ When the Sonne of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy Angels with him, then shall hee sit vpon the throne of his glory:
32 And before him shall be gathered all nations, and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepheard diuideth his sheepe from the goats.
33 And he shall set the sheepe on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34 Then shall the King say vnto them on his right hand, Come ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdome prepared for you from the foundation of the world.
35 For I was an hungred, and yee gaue me meate: I was thirstie, and ye gaue me drinke: I was a stranger, and ye tooke me in:
36 Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sicke, and yee visited me: I was in prison, and ye came vnto me.
37 Then shal the righteous answere him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fedde thee? or thirstie, and gaue thee drinke?
38 When saw wee thee a stranger, and tooke thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?
39 Or when saw we thee sicke, or in prison, and came vnto thee?
40 And the King shall answere, and say vnto them, Uerely I say vnto you, in as much as ye haue done it vnto one of the least of these my brethren, ye haue done it vnto me.
41 Then shall he say also vnto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into euerlasting fire, prepared for the deuill and his angels.
42 For I was an hungred, and yee gaue me no meat: I was thirstie, and ye gaue me no drinke:
43 I was a stranger, and yee tooke me not in: naked, and ye clothed mee not: sicke, and in prison, and yee visited me not.
44 Then shall they also answere him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sicke, or in prison, and did not minister vnto thee?
45 Then shall he answere them, saying, Uerely, I say vnto you, in as much as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.
46 And these shall goe away into euerlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternall.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Curly, the Goat, Escapes Navtivity Scene. Shoot her!

I'm asking the citizens of Freehold to not use human actors or live animals in their nativity scenes this year. When the donkeys and goats escape, Freehold's Finest have to put bullets in their heads.

Then there is the problem of children who need to visit the bathroom when they are supposed to remain in their acting roles. It reflects badly on the Baby Jesus to have human needs placed before His.

All in all, it just seems more respectful to set up the plastic figures and go inside. That's my thinking.

[Dago 4chan fag]

Re: Curly, the Goat, Escapes Navtivity Scene. Shoot her!

A friend from Northwestern Minnesota called me today.

"Mayor, you can't believe how crazy people here have become over Curly the goat. The goat ran from a Navtivity scene in Fergus Falls. People searched for 25 days. Now they found her. Instead of putting a bullet through her brain, she's some kind of hero."

I told my friend any goat who is disrespectful of Baby Jesus, indeed, should be shot and barbecued. Goat worship is terrible.

I wish now we would have sent our own posse up there to find it before the goat worshippers did.

http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/347727/

Really? It's a poor defenseless animal, it doesn't know any different. It's not about goat "Worship" it's about the preservation of life, is that not a noble goal? Also it didn't "Intentionally" disrespect anything.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Curly, the Goat, Escapes Navtivity Scene. Shoot her!

Really? It's a poor defenseless animal, it doesn't know any different. It's not about goat "Worship" it's about the preservation of life, is that not a noble goal? Also it didn't "Intentionally" disrespect anything.

Wrong again Dago. Goats are for food. They are not pets. The Bible (KJV 1611) tells us this.

Proverbs 27:27 - And [thou shalt have] goats' milk enough for thy food, for the food of thy household, and [for] the maintenance for thy maidens.

I have said this before and I will say it again. READ YOUR BIBLE. You just might learn something

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Curly, the Goat, Escapes Navtivity Scene. Shoot her!

Really? It's a poor defenseless animal, it doesn't know any different. It's not about goat "Worship" it's about the preservation of life, is that not a noble goal? Also it didn't "Intentionally" disrespect anything.

Who cares about animals?

Genesis 1:26-28
26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. 27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. 28And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Curly, the Goat, Escapes Navtivity Scene. Shoot her!

Really? It's a poor defenseless animal, it doesn't know any different. It's not about goat "Worship" it's about the preservation of life, is that not a noble goal? Also it didn't "Intentionally" disrespect anything.

A goat a poor defenseless animal!? Have you ever been close to a goat!?

Clearly city folk, never seen an animal, yet thinks he knows it all.