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    True Christian™ Christmas music

    So, what True Christian™ music is playing in your house on Christmas Day?

    Here is one of my personal favourites, but hurry up before Obama's thought police arrests you for "racism" for wishing everyone a truly merry and Godly WHITE Christmas with lots of Paula Deen Christmas baking!



    I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
    Just like the ones I used to know
    Where the tree tops glisten
    And children listen
    To hear sleigh bells in the snow

    I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
    With every Christmas card I write
    May your days be merry and bright
    And may all
    Your Christmases be white

    I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
    Just like the ones I used to know
    Where the tree tops glisten
    And children listen
    To hear sleigh bells in the snow

    I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
    With every Christmas card I write
    May your days be merry and bright
    And may all your Christmases
    May all your Christmases
    May all your Christmases
    May all your Christmases be white

    I'm dreaming of a white
    Christmas with you
    Jingle Bells
    All the way, all the way
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  • #2
    Re: True Christian™ Christmas music

    In an attempt to rid the world of any belief in a fictitious character, I have always liked:



    The grandchildren will grow to like it.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #3
      Re: True Christian™ Christmas music

      This one always chokes me up.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: True Christian™ Christmas music

        Well, a cathylick penned this one - choir master named Franz Xaver Gruber in Oberndorf, Austria in 1818. The original was written in four-part harmony for guitar (probably the first "guitar mass" for the cathylicks - but bears no resemblance to today's abominations).

        Deanna Durbin was born into a Baptist family and Jesus called her home this year at the age of 91. Here is her rendition of Silent Night (Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht!)

        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • #5
          Re: True Christian™ Christmas music

          I just taught my kids this adorable song, they are singing it all the time, it's so adorable!



          (Of course I edited out the part about the soldiers in the version I printed out for the kids, since I found that too un-patriotic towards God's favourite country)

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          • #6
            Re: True Christian™ Christmas music

            This has always been a favorite in the Snyde household:

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            I Kings 7:23

            And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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            • #7
              Re: True Christian™ Christmas music

              Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
              I just taught my kids this adorable song, they are singing it all the time, it's so adorable!
              What a lovely song, Brother! I found especially inspiring the part where it says Santa is responsible for the economy failing. Of course - if people were buying stuff for gifts all the time, and not just waiting for Christmas, the economy would improve immediately!
              God created fossils to test our faith.

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              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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