[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Maybe you're right pastor, I'm sorry if my bad grammar ofended you, please feel free to write to my husband's e-mail to let him now about that problem, maybe I just need more discipline

GodIsMySavior94@hotmail.com (this is the account I borrowed from my husband, so he can know about all the news of this website and he can be sure I'm not in troubles)

If you were my wife I'd beat you every day.

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

If you were my wife I'd beat you every day.

With the due respect I think I must make you a little question about this

Maybe you're right pastor,

Can you please point me my mistake? I need lo learn, so I need to know where is the problem in that part, maybe I forget that is "Pastor" and not just "pastor"? I want to be very respectful to you so I need how to write your title well

[Basilissa]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I introduce you to my beautiful daughters, we took them this photo in their first birthday in a photographic studio near to our church, the dresses were a gift from my mother. The one of the right is Emily and the other one is her sister Emma. We conceived them in 1996, in august, and they born in 1997, in may. My husband was very serious about we shouldn't have s-e-x until he considered we were ready for children. Of course we don't have s-e-x since the day they were born because he don't want more girls in the house, but since I'm still young we'll try again when they leave after their wedding. If you don't mind, I hope you pray for us to have a beautiful little boy, if that doesn't happen maybe my husband leave me for a woman with the capacity to have a male child, but I wouldn't blame him anyway

Your daughters look, um, very young for their age.

I think your parents did a poor job choosing your husband. (I bet it was because it was your mother's choice. That's what happens when the man allows his wife to make a decision). How come your husband allows you to murder your unborn babies every month? Doesn't he know that he's sending you to Hell? You should start making Christian babies ASAP!

[alex.siegel]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Personally, I believe there is no reason to do, um, THAT, with a woman unless she's, er, um, excuse the vulgarity here...in that time of the month when she's "ovulating". So, yes, if your honeymoon isn't then, you should hold on. SEX IS FOR REPRODUCTION AND NOTHING ELSE!

So if masturbation and such are not supposed to be done, then why do our brains tell us to do so, and why does it feel so damn good?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

why do our brains

Satan controls "brains"
.–.Jesus is the Answer

[Mary Etheldreda]

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So if masturbation and such are not supposed to be done, then why do our brains tell us to do so, and why does it feel so damn good?

The short answer: Sin

The long answer: The LORD created us with free will so we could freely choose to love and obey Him, or freely choose the consequences of rejecting Him. When the serpent tempted Eve with the concept of being higher than God, Eve freely chose sin (Genesis 3:1-24). Since that time, sin has been passed down through all the generations of mankind and we, Adam’s descendants, have inherited sin from him. Romans 5:12 tells us that through Adam sin entered the world, and so death was passed on to all men because "the wages of sin is death" (Romans 6:23). In short, things that go against God's will "feel so damn good" because sin feels good. It's the feeling of ultimate power, but this power is naught but an illusion.

[MitzaLizalor]

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It must have been awful being Eve. There must have been a time when she had consumed the fruit but had not yet given any to Adam.

And in between then and when God came looking for them. I know that no-one had bothered to give her a name yet (although warthogs and wallabies had been named as we know from Genesis 2) but there she would be in the garden absolutely pouncing with sin with no Adam around or did she trot off into the jungle for a while. I don't want to think what she got up to, Mrs Etheldreda, I would almost cirtainly vomit and then she found Adam and all she could do was pervert him. What a trollop.

But then, with their "brains" running on sin and before God arrived on the scene the degradation must have been oceanic. Being naked didn't seem to phase them until God turned up and we know that old serpent was on full voltage too, leering at them like a leering thing probably up a tree he probably made sure they ate plenty of toadstools and sweet bosm what a disgusting mess they must have been no wonder they were ashamed Genesis 3. This is from when God arrived:

GENESIS 3
8 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.
9 And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
10 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
KJV

No mention of fear or hiding oneself before the arrival of God. Only after the arrival of God. Now I know they made themselves aprons of fig leaves: God says as much. But that was not because they were ashamed. So it can only have been a "brain" idea, a satanic theme soon to nipped in the bud, and Christian marriage is not some orgy of eroticism. Not at all an excuse for Eve's daughters (eventually Adam named her) to revert to form as we all would without the guidance of responsible adults (other than heathens, pagans, animists and witchdoctors with those drinks they make how disgusting can you get) and of The Pastoral Team.

Because that is not the focus of Christian marriage it should never raise its head at all. Brides who tart themselves are outright strumpets imagine what your husband would think on that first night when you disrobed and he saw that he would be so disappointed.

Perhaps it would be better if the bride were not even there.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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So if masturbation and such are not supposed to be done, then why do our brains tell us to do so, and why does it feel so damn good?

Why do people rape children?

Because we are scum.

That is where Jesus comes in handy.

God bless.

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Your daughters look, um, very young for their age.

I think your parents did a poor job choosing your husband. (I bet it was because it was your mother's choice. That's what happens when the man allows his wife to make a decision). How come your husband allows you to murder your unborn babies every month? Doesn't he know that he's sending you to Hell? You should start making Christian babies ASAP!

That is a very old photo, they were just babies back then, full of sin and dirty diapers, but now they're very virtous young ladies, and they're in their way to be God fearing Christian wives someday in a near future. And no, my mother didn't choose my husband. You see, my husband father had the idea that he should propose to me in our prom, so he did it and we got married not long after, my parents actually were happy with the decision, because Adam (that's my husband's name by the way) was the perfect Christian husband, and my father knew he will do a good job with my discipline, like he did with me. And don't worry, we're now working in a new baby, we will continue tonight when he come back home. Please pray for us

[CallMeAWitchThen]

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I would think that a man who has laid claim to a woman by marrying her would then have the rights to her, all right. After a man has acquired new property, should he not inspect it during the term of the warranty (in other words, time most pastors/judges would condone an annulment)? If only once, just to be certain of her value.

Do not be ashamed of daughters, however. They can serve as useful bargaining chips if you raise them right; to be given to a proper man or for use in chores...how else would you be able to keep up properly taking care of all these menfolk? Let her go, she'll come over and join the witch folk. Witches are loads of fun, all right, but is pleasure not the influence of Satan?

[Attila's Wife]

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I am shocked at the very idea of a honeymoon. Such frivolity is not for the likes of us women. After our wedding in 1939, my dear but unSaved late husband (may he continue to burn in Hell for all eternity) spent 2 weeks playing golf with his friends before returning to his native land to join his Austro-Hungarian regiment.

A single episode of Marital Ghastliness sufficed to put me in the condition which Our Lord intended. We repeated this distasteful duty annually, on our wedding anniversary, until he was taken from me by the barren painted harpy with whom he ended his days.

[persun]

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Wonderful! having a great time reading your blog post. you know what your readers want. Keep posting.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Wonderful! having a great time reading your blog post. you know what your readers want. Keep posting.

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[Lannah Aikens]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I'm new here to this forum and just recently married. I've read through the comments and would just like a biblical explanation as to why sex is not meant to be pleasurable. I'm not sure I quite understand.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I'm new here to this forum and just recently married. I've read through the comments and would just like a biblical explanation as to why sex is not meant to be pleasurable. I'm not sure I quite understand.

Well, are we talking about the pleasure of the flesh, or the pleasure of the spirit? Unless you are under the mistaken impression that your spirit is housed within the confines of your, er, "Lady Jane," you should be looking for no source of pleasure there. Besides, we have it on the highest authority that only Satan gives women orgasms.