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  • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by Christopher the retard View Post
    my father was murdered twenty years ago in cold blood <<< Edited for Content >>>, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
    The song that will end the Earth is whatever the seven angels play on their trumpets in Revelation 8, 9, and 12. My money is on "Onward Christian Soldiers," but that's just a guess, because the Bible doesn't say what the song will be, and Revelation 22:18 tells us that we are not to add to what is written in that book. But it wouldn't surprise me if you're around to hear it, since Jesus did tell John, Surely I come quickly. Revelation 22:20.
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    • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

      You are no less brain dead than any other denizen here, what is your point ?

      Originally posted by Christopher the retard View Post
      YES! piffle as much as you can!!! it is how I will corrupt your loved ones, and get demons to possess your soul! heil satan!
      WE WILL POSSESS YOUR SOULS.
      the end times are near, and satan's armies are gathering. soon, he will come forth from the darkness of hell into heaven, and take his rightful place on the throne, and cast god and the holy spirit down to hell to suffer for eternity.
      HEIL SATAN! HEIL SATAN! HEIL SATAN!
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      • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

        The quickest way to get rid of your girl friend in not being able to get it up. So yes, I think there is an obligation on your wedding day to do it. Other wise she is going to wonder.

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          Yes, the wedding night isn't for sex; even thought that is the only time the bible except that kind of thing, and only in certain poitions. I digress; Once your married I guarantee your sex life is over, so why don't you just skip everything and stay a virgin for god. What can go wrong with that idea. It works for the catholic priests. (or does it....?) Would the world be a better place if everyone just would abstain?

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          • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

            Originally posted by Sideshow View Post
            Yes, the wedding night isn't for sex; even thought that is the only time the bible except that kind of thing, and only in certain poitions.
            Please back that up with Scripture.


            I'm not sure what you're even talking about to be honest....
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Please back that up with Scripture.


              I'm not sure what you're even talking about to be honest....
              Apparently, he thinks that the Bible only allows sex on the wedding night, and while drinking certain potions.

              He may mean the Satanic Bible, which of course is written to free the married man up for sodomy with strangers rather than Godly reproductive intercourse with his bride.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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              • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                I have a question but i am not allowed to start a thread yet (i'm new to the forum, hello everyone) but what if you were planned to get married on saturday but a woman starts her (you know) would you postpone the wedding to keep her in isolation or have the ceremony anyway?

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                • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                  Originally posted by Celestebear View Post
                  I have a question but i am not allowed to start a thread yet (i'm new to the forum, hello everyone) but what if you were planned to get married on saturday but a woman starts her (you know) would you postpone the wedding to keep her in isolation or have the ceremony anyway?
                  Absolutely, cancel the wedding!!!!!!!!! You should be in your mentrahut, far away from decent people. But let the men still have the reception. There is no point in your problems ruining their good times.

                  God will not tolerate the foul stench of a woman bleeding in His home.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                    Thank you it was a silly question. I am the only True Christian in my family so I have no one else to ask. Thank you again.

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                      Originally posted by Celestebear View Post
                      Thank you it was a silly question. I am the only True Christian in my family so I have no one else to ask. Thank you again.
                      Also how is a man supposed to do his duty and test your virginity immediately if you're being unclean down there?
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                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                      • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                        Thank you again for another point.

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                        • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                          Originally posted by Celestebear View Post
                          Thank you again for another point.
                          Why not head over to the Introductions Forum and tell us what church you go to, how you found Jesus, and what your favorite Scripture is?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                            I will have to tomorrow but thank you for being so nice!

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                            • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                              Originally posted by Celestebear View Post
                              Thank you again for another point.
                              I just noticed you're from The Isle of Man

                              It's especially important you heed the Rev Rodimer's advice. Your Salvation(C) is in immediate danger.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                                I just found this thread and would like to add that the best thing to do is pray to the LORD for a multiple birth--twins are good, triplets are better! That way you only have to become carnally involved once!
                                Don't forget to pray for little boys. I have twins myself and one of them is a girl.
                                That is entirely my fault. I did not pray hard enough. My husband, bless him, was so disappointed in me.
                                It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid. Luke 16:17
                                LET ME HEAR AN AMEN.

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