[Bob4God]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Congratulations you two! I always knew there was a man out there for VictoryOS!

I always thought internet romances were ridiculous, but now that two Christians have done it, I have to change my tune!

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Congratulations on your upcoming marriage! May you beget a little Christian warrior of the masculine persuasion A.S.A.P!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

What a day! It's so difficult to decide on the perfect cake for your Special Day. I'm leaning towards having several cakes instead of one. They won't all be 7-tier cakes, like the main one. Most will only be 2 or 3 tiers. I'd rather have too much cake than too little. We can always freeze the leftovers and eat them later.

A good part of my day was spent with my niece, who is a harlot. She means well though. She's going to help me with the invitations. We were going to talk about them, but she spent most of the time answering her phone. How frustrating! I wanted to slap her in the face and storm out of her filthy apartment, but I had no idea when my nephew was showing up to take me home. So I just sat there...waiting.

After that I had to take a nap and watch tv, so I didn't get much else done. Mr. Richardson called me 17 times today to check on me! Isn't he adorable? I just miss those chubby little cheeks! It's so hard to believe that someday soon I'll been signing my disability checks as Mrs. Richardson!

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

I like the multiple cake idea, it really adds variety.

Vicky, what do you think about an evening wedding followed by Bible study and fireworks? We should look into getting some fireworks. Nothing is too extravagant for my wedding.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

That would be beautiful! You have such wonderful ideas! Should we have the wedding after dinner, then have some snacks during the fireworks? Or should we have two lunches and save dinner for after the Bible study? Either way works for me. This is so exciting!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

That would be beautiful! You have such wonderful ideas! Should we have the wedding after dinner, then have some snacks during the fireworks? Or should we have two lunches and save dinner for after the Bible study? Either way works for me. This is so exciting!

Just remember to not try to roast pork chops on the pyrotechnics Sister. We all remember the incident during the video game burning last year.

[JennyD]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Why fatha, you forgot to tell them to bring plenty of Samolians! Been into your Church's muscatel again?

Somalians? At Sister Victory's wedding??

I thought she had a strict no-pirates rule?

Congratulations, you two! Where are you going for your honeymoon? May I suggest Hershey, Pennsylvania?

[SUV]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Sister Victory Over Sex! I say - Sister Victory!

I am Sorry to bring up such a Delicate matter at such a happy time, but the Ladies and I were wondering, after doing "Pastor Imitations" (hilarious!) at our weekly Tupperware Party last night, if he is keeping his sunglasses on, like a Proper GentleMan,
and hasn't...you know...well you know maybe tried.....this

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Sister Victory Over Sex! I say - Sister Victory!

I am Sorry to bring up such a Delicate matter at such a happy time, but the Ladies and I were wondering, after doing "Pastor Imitations" (hilarious!) at our weekly Tupperware Party last night, if he is keeping his sunglasses on, like a Proper GentleMan,
and hasn't...you know...well you know maybe tried.....this

What exactly is this Pastor imitations? I think we need to chaperon these tupperware parties!

[SUV]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

What exactly is this Pastor imitations? I think we need to chaperon these tupperware parties!

JESUS, Brother! We were just imitating the different Preaching styles of our Pastors, thereby getting in a little extra BIBLE STUDY
in-between passing the little Plastic bowls around.

I am SO Sure™ that this is True®

Well, shucks. Well golly gee whiz

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

JESUS, Brother! We were just imitating the different Preaching styles of our Pastors, thereby getting in a little extra BIBLE STUDY
in-between passing the little Plastic bowls around.

I am SO Sure™ that this is True®

Well, shucks. Well golly gee whiz

Sounds to me like you were mocking our Pastors!
This brings to mind Balaam. I feel there's an angel saving you ladies too!

Numbers, chapter 22

"29": And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

What a day! It's so difficult to decide on the perfect cake for your Special Day. I'm leaning towards having several cakes instead of one. They won't all be 7-tier cakes, like the main one. Most will only be 2 or 3 tiers. I'd rather have too much cake than too little. We can always freeze the leftovers and eat them later.

Well congratulations dear soon to be Mrs Richards-OS (and Mr Don Willis Richards too). I know you to be a very fitting woman.

No need to worry about that freezer space though, as I am more than capable.

Would you mind extending a brother a small favor by casting your bouquet in the direction of Miss Chesire? I'm sure you would like to see the other Landover Ladies retain their luminescent shimmy just like you have done.

Glory days.

[SUV]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS



Just one Word: OhmyGod!

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

~~~wipes tears of joy from my eyes~~~~

CNGRATULATINS!!!!! You two make the most lovely couple!




I can't WAIT until Sister Victory tells us all about in detail!

What does the ring look like? Did you get down on one knee? What are the wedding colors?

Ohhhhh, I'm just so happy for the two of you!

Will she change her name to Sister Victory Richards?

Oh, she better. God doesn't approve of women attempting to be independent by refusing to keep their husbands last name.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Just one Word: OhmyGod!

Between Officer Don, Sister Vic, and GTH, I am highly in doubt that there will be cake leftovers. I just hope that them three save a slice or two for the rest of the wedding guests!

Ah, who am I kidding? Scarf it all down! It's your wedding! Enjoy your momentous occassion!