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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Roastbeef View Post
    hahahaha... you guys are retards...
    No, we're not.

    Originally posted by Roastbeef View Post
    I dare you to give me a proof that God excists...
    That would be a waste of our time

    Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

    Originally posted by Roastbeef View Post
    Cuz he doesn't... Dumbass's !!!!
    Why do you hate God? You're just jealous that God loves us.

    But guess what? God loves you too!!!

    Originally posted by Roastbeef View Post
    You say we are satists and mock us for not having an army...
    Well, you have to agree that it is kind of stupid to not have an army. Your only protection is that it's too cold and that no other country wants to be responsible for you.

    Originally posted by Roastbeef View Post
    Yet you send your army to other countries and kill inocent people...
    They attacked us first. If you don't want to die, then don't attack the USA. Pretty simple.

    Originally posted by Roastbeef View Post
    Oh yea.. and try posting the right flag you stupid cooter...
    The only flag worth posting is the American Flag

    Originally posted by Roastbeef View Post
    And one other thing... Iceland is not coverd with ice you limp-dicked redneck..
    It's called Iceland for a reason. It's also what scientists say. Are you a scientist? I don't think so! DUH!

    Originally posted by Roastbeef View Post
    you better get your facts right...
    By listening to dumb teenagers such as yourself? I don't think so. Your parents failed in raising you. Blame them, not us.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Roastbeef View Post
      hahahaha... you guys are retards... I dare you to give me a proof that God excists... Cuz he doesn't... Dumbass's !!!! You say we are satists and mock us for not having an army... Yet you send your army to other countries and kill inocent people... Oh yea.. and try posting the right flag you stupid cooter... And one other thing... Iceland is not coverd with ice you limp-dicked redneck.. that's Greenland... you better get your facts right...
      Son, you have some issues that need to be dealt with. Stay in school, stop doing drugs, read the Bible, behave. I understand it has been winter for the last six months with no sunlight, you have only had rotten blubber to eat and no one in you village can shower in an iglue but that is not excuse to not have common decency and manners.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Roastbeef View Post
        And one other thing... Iceland is not coverd with ice you limp-dicked redneck.. that's Greenland... you better get your facts right...
        No, you better get your facts right...

        Greenland:


        Iceland:
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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Nutella88 View Post
          Nutella is something you eat on bread. And 88 is my birth date thank you very much.
          The 88th of which month?

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Alexander Jonsson View Post
            No, you better get your facts right...

            Iceland:
            I recognize that photo! It's called "Reykjavik - Midsummer's Day" by Goðlauss Íslendingsson.
            sigpic


            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Ok.. Is this a joke?!?
              Ok i may not be a good christian.. or even a christian for that matter.. i belive in god.. i think the bible has alot to offer on how to live your life as a good persone.. along with other books after marx, lao tse, confusius and yes.. hávamál and the old norse mythology..


              „He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone“ isnt this written somwhere in the bible.. how do you understand that one?

              Giving your love of your flag and your ideas on how the world seems to revolve around you proud Americans..
              How does this fit into your view of the world?

              i could go on digging up more shit on your contry or your religion.. but that is not my style.. i would like to know how people can get so far from being a nice loving person hiding behind that its all gods will.
              I had been tought, and i truly believed that the „new testament“ (not sure what you call it in english) was all about forgiveness and compassion.. and loving thou neighbor
              even thou i would not call my self a true Christian.. an you people will never probably judge me worthy to have an opinion on your good book.
              You should really get your facts straight, and try not to go to far from your commandments..

              Ill remind you of two of them.
              You shall Love your neighbor as your self
              You shall not bear false witness.
              p.s.
              i found this somwhere.. this is from the american king james version i think and i would like you to tell me what you think it means...
              „You shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: you shall not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shall you judge your neighbor.“


              also i would add that i dont see how this all has to do with your crusade.. if you want to change something it should be done with some other ways than telling a whole nation that they will go straight to hell...

              have any of people been to iceland?
              or turned on the tv, and seen what kind of rubish the usa is suffocating the whole world with?!?

              with respect..
              Björn

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by abel78 View Post
                „He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone“ isnt this written somwhere in the bible.. how do you understand that one?

                [blahdiddy, blah, blah]

                but in righteousness shall you judge your neighbor.“

                [more blah]

                Björn
                Well, lookee there! You answered your own question!

                We're righteous, we judge.

                Thanks for stopping by Bjork.

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by abel78 View Post
                  Ok.. Is this a joke?!?
                  Ok i may not be a good christian.. or even a christian for that matter.. i belive in god.. i think the bible has alot to offer on how to live your life as a good persone.. along with other books after marx, lao tse, confusius and yes.. hávamál and the old norse mythology..


                  „He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone“ isnt this written somwhere in the bible.. how do you understand that one?

                  Giving your love of your flag and your ideas on how the world seems to revolve around you proud Americans..
                  How does this fit into your view of the world?

                  i could go on digging up more shit on your contry or your religion.. but that is not my style.. i would like to know how people can get so far from being a nice loving person hiding behind that its all gods will.
                  I had been tought, and i truly believed that the „new testament“ (not sure what you call it in english) was all about forgiveness and compassion.. and loving thou neighbor
                  even thou i would not call my self a true Christian.. an you people will never probably judge me worthy to have an opinion on your good book.
                  You should really get your facts straight, and try not to go to far from your commandments..

                  Ill remind you of two of them.
                  You shall Love your neighbor as your self
                  You shall not bear false witness.
                  p.s.
                  i found this somwhere.. this is from the american king james version i think and i would like you to tell me what you think it means...
                  „You shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: you shall not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shall you judge your neighbor.“


                  also i would add that i dont see how this all has to do with your crusade.. if you want to change something it should be done with some other ways than telling a whole nation that they will go straight to hell...

                  have any of people been to iceland?
                  or turned on the tv, and seen what kind of rubish the usa is suffocating the whole world with?!?

                  with respect..
                  Björn
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                  PROOF: America in the Bible!
                  8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                  The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                  (Psalm 9:17)

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    This is the most fun thing to read. The person that started this thing is clearly just saying something meaningless and has no idea what he is talking about.
                    First of all that is not the Icelandic flag, eskimo's are from Greenland and not from Iceland, it is also Greenland that is mostly from ice.
                    Ive never saw a sign here that said gateway to hell and if that is just based on the fact that there are vulcano's in Iceland what about Hawai? A other gateway to hell??
                    God didnt punish Iceland by making them bankrupt, it was England that put a terrorist-law on us that damged the banking systems alot, but Iceland is not bankrupt. And this comming from a revrant, god doesnt care about money, god doesnt mind if you are rich our poor. (And btw doesnt every country have these same problems now)
                    Bjork is no national folk hero, but she probely loves to hear that, And really her apperal?? Does every one in your country walk around is suits all day? Come on, we are cursed because one person likes to dress diverent?
                    And no Iceland doesnt have a army. Maybe you believe in a diverent god, i was told god dislikes war.
                    And all that stuff about the have anti god laws and we promote satanists, its just funny, i can see youve never been here, its so NOT treu (they shall not lie)

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by document View Post
                      Iceland is not bankrupt.
                      Actually you are. Your credit rating just got reduced again today: http://www.economicvoice.com/iceland...e-cosh/5008478. Have fun eating ice cubes because that is all you people will have from now on.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        you people seem to be suffering from selective hearing and understanding..

                        for all i see im going to hell acording to you guys.. and that isnt so bad.. if going to heaven meens that i have to be narrow minded and with the same ideas as you guys...
                        sign me up for hell... the company there will be alot better i think

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by document View Post
                          it is also Greenland that is mostly from ice.
                          And Iceland is not?

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                          (Psalm 9:17)

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by abel78 View Post
                            you people seem to be suffering from selective hearing and understanding..

                            for all i see im going to hell acording to you guys.. and that isnt so bad.. if going to heaven meens that i have to be narrow minded and with the same ideas as you guys...
                            sign me up for hell... the company there will be alot better i think
                            Enjoy being raped by Satan for all eternity to the accompaniment of Bjork shrieks!!

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by abel78 View Post
                              you people seem to be suffering from selective hearing and understanding..

                              for all i see im going to hell acording to you guys.. and that isnt so bad.. if going to heaven meens that i have to be narrow minded and with the same ideas as you guys...
                              sign me up for hell... the company there will be alot better i think
                              We see things quite clearly.
                              And we completely understand the Bible. What else is needed?

                              If you are happy about going to Hell, I have to tell ya I am just tickled pink that you are going there too.

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                you gays are nothing but hatefull KKK (ku klux klan) mother f***ers and 9/11 was your nation's owne foult and you did not win WW II the russians risked 1 million lifes in berling and for gods sake google iceland and we are no f***ing eskimos we were the richest country in the year 2007 and now we are in 3rd place and i believe in many religions including muslim and ásatrú and lets not forget that iceland has the most FREEDOME in the whole world so you can go in a closed and fuck each other and every one in the world HATES america and yes im from the republic of the holy iceland peace out hombres

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