[Brother Enoch]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First of all you have the norwegian flag the icelandic is green with red and white cross

There's still some of you left?

I thought Ejafluggifillyfagullskull, or whatever you call that volcano, killed you all last year? Wow, you Eskimos are more resilient than I thought!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First of all you have the norwegian flag the icelandic is green with red and white cross

You savage eskimos can't seem to make up your minds. I've heard you people have like 42 words for snow. How many words do you have for each color?

[Red Dwarf]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First of all you have the norwegian flag the icelandic is green with red and white cross

OK my mind is made up i AM going to Iceland to convert these heathen Eskimo's a faroes and an Eskimo convert cannot be trusted with doing GOD´S work they are way to close to the dark one i am off to buy a ticket and i will be going to Iceland in a day or two PRAISE THE LORD!!!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

OK my mind is made up i AM going to Iceland to convert these heathen Eskimo's a faroes and an Eskimo convert cannot be trusted with doing GOD´S work they are way to close to the dark one i am off to buy a ticket and i will be going to Iceland in a day or two PRAISE THE LORD!!!

Um, you are already in Iceland.

And I could not be more sympathetic of the situation you find yourself in. A Godless region of frozen waste, mindless ice-fishing and snow spooks darting around in sexual sin.

But our prayers are with you that you may bring the reprobates to Jesus Christ.

In Him

[Red Dwarf]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Um, you are already in Iceland.

And I could not be more sympathetic of the situation you find yourself in. A Godless region of frozen waste, mindless ice-fishing and snow spooks darting around in sexual sin.

But our prayers are with you that you may bring the reprobates to Jesus Christ.

In Him

The Thing is i have heard of the brother here in Iceland and he is not doing so well converting the Eskimo's here

i on the other hand have found some of the heathens that have been here posting these evil things and i even now am converting one of the irreligious lost souls of the old lie of a religion the unintelligible Asatru

I may have to resort to some serious praying and hopefully it will work for i believe with God on my side i cannot fail

[Red Dwarf]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Easy: Convert or go to HELL !!!

Words of Wisdom at last fom a nutty old man.
Convert to a REAL Religion not a fake Jewish Arabic Sand Gods Religion a 2000 year old Fiction called Christianity
The true Old God´s await you Odin welcomes you to Valhalla Take of your blue turbans of cristianity and Join us in taking back Vinland (America the waisteland of heathens and the cocky uneducated uninformed and the ignorant).ALL HAIL ODIN!!!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Join us in taking back Vinland (America the waisteland of heathens and the cocky uneducated uninformed and the ignorant).!

Vinland is Newfoundland, not America. And you're welcome to it since your people love living on insignificant ice-encrusted heaps of slag jutting out of the ocean

[ArnorBld]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Hi,

This is one of the best demonstrations of igorance and hateful spite I have seen in a very long time. Christians everywhere would be ashamed to associate themselves with the likes of the author of this article.

First of all the flag is the Norwegian flag. The Icelandic flag has the same colors but in different areas. I'm not posting you a link to it because you would not be able to follow it.

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!

If you knew anything about history you would know that Christianity was accepted as religion in Iceland in the year 1000, 492 years before Cristobal Colon (whom Americans refer to as Christopher Columbus). Icelanders are mostly Lutheran.

2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.

About 24% of Iceland is covered with glaciers. I presume that California, Yellowstone, much of the Cascades area are in even closer proximity to hell.

3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.

Iceland was hit badly by the banking crisis. However it has recovered much faster than most other countries, including the US.

4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.

What do babtists priests do? Seem to pretty much do the same, don't they?

5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

As horrible as it may sound you probably had a mother. I suspect you have no respect for her. I'm sure that was the teaching of Jesus Christ at some point although I have never been able to find a word to support that in the Bible.

6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.

Yes, we are very bad in that respect. We have respect for human lives and human dignity, something you apparently do not know or understand. We support our weak and help our elderly to have a decent life when they have put in decades of hard work to support the youngs. I seem to recall that Jesus wanted the weak to be treated and the elderly be treated well and with respect.

7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

According to most priests sex is abomination and should be banned. Funny how that works because without it you wouldn't exist, nor would anyone else.


8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!

Through the dark ages the almighty Church persecuted and killed hundreds of thousands of women for practicing witchcraft. That same craze hit Iceland and hundreds of women were killed in one of the worst sexist persucution in the history of human kind. The Church was so hell bent on killing women that no stone was left unturned in the efforts to torture, kill and persecute innocent people. What has the church done to turn their eyes away from the devil and accept the role of women in the life that God created? Instead the church has kept their Satantic rituals and persecution agains women for almost two thousand years. How does that compare?


9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

What were the three ingredients necessary for you to be born into this world? An egg from your mother's womb, sperm from your father's penis... and the horrible action of sex.

I have rarely seen such hatred and ignorance being demonstrated anywhere! I hope you get professional help to work through your issues so you can in reality embrace the wonderful world that Jesus Christ wanted us to have

Best regards,

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

How many US$ do you wish to donate to Landover?

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I have rarely seen such hatred and ignorance being demonstrated anywhere! I hope you get professional help to work through your issues so you can in reality embrace the wonderful world that Jesus Christ wanted us to have

Since Jesus had nothing good to say about Iceland, neither have I.

But let’s try to act like reasonable people here. Do we have any conclusive that is Biblical data about this pesky Icelandic issue? Not that I would know; substantially, it’s a moot point, a matter of various opinions and speculations.

So… whom shall we believe in this case? To a renowned, distinguished True Christian™ or to some unknown, scripturally uneducated and unsaved Eskimo? Hmmm, a tough decision, really.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.

About 24% of Iceland is covered with glaciers. I presume that California, Yellowstone, much of the Cascades area are in even closer proximity to hell.

While, true, California is hopelessly hellbound place were its residents hunt each other for sport California never claimed to be the very gate of Hell like Iceland has.

[RulerOfTheWorld]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Brothers and sisters, May God (Jehovah)'s rich blessing be upon you....
With love from Iceland.

[Ronnill]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You know what? I hate you to, God
P.S. You got our flag wrong..

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You know what? I hate you to, God

Well thank you. In a sense you really will hate us to God.

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You know what? I hate you to, God
P.S. You got our flag wrong..

You know, God tells us we are blessed to be persecutted my lesser people.
thew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;


Just to be clear friend, I am worried about your soul.