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  • #361
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by stefanie View Post
    are you baptists fukkin crazyalways so right??
    ... aaaand stopped reading.

    But hey, maybe I'll miss something... the personal insult thing could be a fluke. Let's see what else "stafanie" has to say.

    Originally posted by stefanie View Post
    2. is your sorry ass dumb?
    What kind of question is that? Looks like we're not missing anything by ignoring this imbecile
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • #362
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by NOT GOD ALMIGHTY View Post
      WHAT IS THIS !!!! DONT FIGHT MY CHILDREN.... I LOVE ICELAND THATS WHY THEY ARE ONE OF THE LONGEST LIVING HUMAN BEINGS ON EARTH AND AS I RECALL I HAVE NOT MADE MANY NATURE DISASTERS IN ICELAND AND JUST TO POINT IT OUT I CREATED THE HEAVEN AND EARTH AND ALL OF THE FOLLOWING BUT ECONOMICS IS THE WORK OF MANKIND AND I CANT ALTER THAT. BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE EMBARRASSING YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT THIS :THOU SHALT NOT AVENGE, NOR BEAR ANY GRUDGE AGAINST THE CHILDREN OF THY PEOPLE, BUT THOU SHALT LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR AS THYSELF: I AM THE LORD.


      PS THOR WOULD WIN ME IN A FIGHT
      Are you swarfing glue, child?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #363
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by stefanie View Post
        1. we dont worship viking gods. what do you think, that we still live in snowhouses and eat fishes all day long.
        Lying is a sin, silly girl.
        You might want to check several threads on this forum, including this one, where numerous Icelandic vikings tried to worship Odin and Thor on these forums. You aren't fooling anyone.
        And we have seen multiple pictures of Iceland in various threads. I actually admitted that it might be rather comfortable, spending your life in a warm iglo. There's nothing wrong with that! Some of your igloes were really pretty!

        2. is your sorry ass dumb? this isn't the greenland or alaska.
        My donkey has never been to the various provinces of your frozen wasteland, and he is not sorry about that.

        3. like kindinn says it wasn't god that bankrupt iceland it was some rich ass mofo's that thought they were playing monopoly.
        Of course it was God. There is nothing that happens of which God has no knowledge. It is just the first in a long string of punishments which are yet to come upon Iceland, unless you repent soon and stop condoning lazytown, and elect a decent True Christian™ heterosexual to be your Prime Minister.

        4. Björk isn´t a race mixed harlot. even tho she's different doesn't mean that she "fornicates" with black people.
        She is bisexual. God says these are vile affections:

        Romans 1:26:
        For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature

        5. you have a woman as secretary of state. what is wrong with having a woman as prime minister. and the bible you use is probably 1800 years old.
        It is detestable and unbiblical:

        1 Timothy 2:11-14:
        Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
        For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
        And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

        7.who the hell gives a shit when two people that love each other marry.
        God does:

        2 Corinthians 6:14:
        Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

        8. the Museum of Icelandic Sorcery & Witchcraft is an history museum where people can learn about icelandic history. witchcraft was dropped in 1500 or so.
        And in what way does that disprove that you indeed do not follow Biblical guidelines related to witchcraft, but proudly boast your bloodied past associated with this devilry?

        9. does anybody know how a human being is formed?
        Yes, of course. It has been known for thousands of years in fact; Jeremiah lived quite a time ago:

        Jeremiah 1:5:
        Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.

        ----pornographic eskimo gibberish---
        Girl, you've crossed the line here! We don't condone pornography here. Apologize at once!

        and what the hell is wrong with black people? they were here on earth long before your white babtist asses.
        There is nothing wrong with black people, although some of your fellow eskimoes tried to abuse these forums to promote racial hatred, both hatred against negroes and hatred against jews by supporting the antisemitic writings of the heretical Martin Luther. We, however, despise racism.

        And when you make these posts please have the right flag.
        Why do you keep on whining about that flag? I can't really see the difference between your flag and the Finnish one.
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • #364
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by NOT GOD ALMIGHTY View Post
          WHAT IS THIS !!!! DONT FIGHT MY CHILDREN.... I LOVE ICELAND THATS WHY THEY ARE ONE OF THE LONGEST LIVING HUMAN BEINGS ON EARTH AND AS I RECALL I HAVE NOT MADE MANY NATURE DISASTERS IN ICELAND AND JUST TO POINT IT OUT I CREATED THE HEAVEN AND EARTH AND ALL OF THE FOLLOWING BUT ECONOMICS IS THE WORK OF MANKIND AND I CANT ALTER THAT. BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE EMBARRASSING YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT THIS :THOU SHALT NOT AVENGE, NOR BEAR ANY GRUDGE AGAINST THE CHILDREN OF THY PEOPLE, BUT THOU SHALT LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR AS THYSELF: I AM THE LORD.


          PS THOR WOULD WIN ME IN A FIGHT
          Is it National Caps Lock Day in Iceland? Because, you see, it is not making your post any easier to read. I managed to reach te bottom of it, but could not really see the point in all that incoherent gibberish.
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • #365
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post

            Why do you keep on whining about that flag? I can't really see the difference between your flag and the Finnish one.
            I don't know why everyone is saying the flag is wrong when I know it's right. The Icelandic flag is red, white, and blue and has a sideways cross. I think it shows how retarded Icelandic schools are when their own countrypeople can't even recognize their own flag, and it takes a foreigner like me to educate them.

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            • #366
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              wow.. to think this is a religious website.. this is without a doubt the most stupid and retarded thread i have ever seen on any forum.. I saw this advertised on an Icelandic commedian website where icelandic people now are laughing at how stupid you people really are..

              Trully we dont care what you think of us.. At first i thought this was just some random joke.. but you guys are actually serious :O

              I´m sorry if you guys are offended by this but by what you have been saying here i dont really care.. But you guys seriosly need to get a life.. You obviosly know nothing about iceland, it´s people or it´s religion.. You think it´s a bad way Iceland doesnt have an army? Iceland is about as peaceful as it can get :O It´s current financial difficulties have nothing to to do with god hating iceland..

              Anyways i just joined to say this.. Get a f***king life retards!

              I know you are going to ban me and call me a traitor of god or something retarded but i honestly dont care as i wont be a part of this weird religous crap website.. this shows just how stupid americans really are sometimes


              Peace !!

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              • #367
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

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                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                I don't know why everyone is saying the flag is wrong when I know it's right. The Icelandic flag is red, white, and blue and has a sideways cross. I think it shows how retarded Icelandic schools are when their own countrypeople can't even recognize their own flag, and it takes a foreigner like me to educate them.
                I think they are generally confused about colors, as they are used to living in an environment where everything is white.

                Originally posted by Iceman1 View Post
                wow.. to think this is a religious website.. this is without a doubt the most stupid and retarded thread i have ever seen on any forum.. I saw this advertised on an Icelandic commedian website where icelandic people now are laughing at how stupid you people really are..
                Wow, another eskimo yeti coming over to visit us. Welcome. Have you introduced yourself in the introduction thread? I bet you haven't; you eskimoes generally don't care about rules, even if it are the rules of the forum you come to visit as a guest.

                Trully we dont care what you think of us.. At first i thought this was just some random joke.. but you guys are actually serious :O
                If you do not care, why did you come here? Are you possessed by demons that force you to do those things? It's no shame, we suspect that quite a number of the boreal retards that have come here the last week have this problem.

                I´m sorry if you guys are offended by this but by what you have been saying here i dont really care..
                You're sorry, but you don't really care? You seem to be pretty confused, boy. Another clear sign of demonic possession.

                But you guys seriosly need to get a life.. You obviosly know nothing about iceland, it´s people or it´s religion.. You think it´s a bad way Iceland doesnt have an army? Iceland is about as peaceful as it can get :O It´s current financial difficulties have nothing to to do with god hating iceland..
                Do not lie. Iceland is a country filled with homosexual rapist viking perverts, trying to subvert our children into the homosexual lifestyle using lewd television programs. We don't like that, and neither does God.

                Anyways i just joined to say this.. Get a f***king life retards!
                You joined specifically to say this? And you say we should get a life? How ironic.

                I know you are going to ban me and call me a traitor of god or something retarded but i honestly dont care as i wont be a part of this weird religous crap website.. this shows just how stupid americans really are sometimes

                Peace !!
                You are only banned for severe misbehaviour. It is not something you should want to earn, if you don't want to post here, the easiest way is to, well, just refrain from doing so. But maybe those demons are complicating things, of course...
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • #368
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Have any of you ever been to Iceland? And why the hate on Iceland? does it say in the bible anywhere to hate Iceland? It´s just seems so dull to pick on countries like Iceland ? Really if i could just get a sensible answer to why you hate Iceland so much? What makes you say Iceland is a hellish place or something? Sure we have geysers and volcanos.. So does America.. Is Yellowstone a gateway to hell aswell or? Yes Iceland has ice.. mostly glaciers which are fantastic.. but we have so much else.. We don´t have armies we are not at war.. Icelandic people can be religious and we are Christians just like you.. And i though that the christian religion was generally nice, respecting other religions?

                  To me it just looks like you guys dont want to think at all.. that you are just blindly following what your church says.. So does your church say anything against Iceland? or is it just personal issues with you people?

                  Yes we are descendants of Vikings but so is american partly.. at least we didn´t embrace slavery..

                  I have nothing against you guys and i´m sorry i lost my temper earlier but it makes me angry when someone speaks so badly about my country which i love..

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                  • #369
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    I've been to Iceland. We stopped to refuel and dump our Learjet's toilet once on the way back from Godless Europistan.

                    I made the mistake of disembarking.

                    I have two strong memories of the incident. One, your beer tastes horrible. I note with astonishment that the main holiday in your Godforsaken "country" is "Beer Day." The only beer worse than yours is the swill they drink in communist North Korea, which is made from rotting vegetable scraps.

                    The other nightmarish memory I carry is the rampant bestiality I observed. In the fiords surrounding your tiny airport, I saw several eskimos fornicating with sheep. God hates that a lot.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #370
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      There is no such thing as a "beer day"

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                      • #371
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by Doktor View Post
                        There is no such thing as a "beer day"
                        LOL, none of your fellow coutry men told you? That was not nice. Very funny but not nice..
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #372
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          LOL, none of your fellow coutry men told you? That was not nice. Very funny but not nice..
                          Have you ever been to Iceland ? Trust me there is NOT a "Beer Day" here.

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                          • #373
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            The other nightmarish memory I carry is the rampant bestiality I observed. In the fiords surrounding your tiny airport, I saw several eskimos fornicating with sheep. God hates that a lot.
                            You have issues don´t you?

                            I find it higly unlikely that you saw eskimos fornicating with sheep..

                            If you really did then well damn those eskimos.. No reason to hate Icelandic people thou..

                            1st iceland don´t have eskimos simple as that.. Greenland has eskimos.. In all my life i have seen 1 eskimo in Iceland and no it´s not Bjork (although i agree with you that she looks like one) guess she was just born unlucky

                            2nd there is no such thing in Iceland called "beer day" I think you are mistaken Iceland for both greenland and germany :S

                            Too bad you didn´t like our country thou..

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                            • #374
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Doktor View Post
                              Have you ever been to Iceland ? Trust me there is NOT a "Beer Day" here.
                              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_Day_(Iceland)
                              http://www.worldeventsguide.com/event/191/Reykjav-k-Iceland/Beer-Day.html

                              http://www.goiceland.org/dateline_17.html



                              Boy, you guys sure told me!

                              Why is it we know more about you than you do?
                              Last edited by Meek and Humble; 02-19-2010, 05:38 AM.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • #375
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                I Live In Iceland Too And Trust Me, There Is No Such Thing As A Beer Day

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