[JeSu(ck)s]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.



Cheers from Iceland you hateful inbred fantasy and fiction fanatics!

[Caveman]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Okay wow ive read all the forum. Get your facts straight!!! i live in iceland so i know everything about this.
icelandic people dont belive in the eddas. It is a story. Only like 30 people in all iceland actually do and they are all 80 year old lunatics living alone having nothing else to do.

We are not eskimoes. Eskimoes live in Greenland. Something went wrong and they mixed up the names. Greenland is covered in ice and iceland is green. The guy that named iceland came during WINTER!!! so it was snowing so he named it iceland. We are tought this in school its the history. Iceland is green.....

Also what the hell is this penis museum? ive never heard of it and i live in iceland. Its probably some place built as a joke. No one in iceland cares about this penis museum. And also why does it matter that we have a penis museum? And having a penis museum sure as hell beats having a vagina museum. Wouldn't that be awful? Also we recently banned strip clubs. And the usa has alot of those wich is way worse than one penis museum.

Also our president is not a woman lesbian.... We HAD!!! a whoman president though bur now our president is Olafur Ragnar Grimsson. There is one whoman lesbian though in the government politics but no one likes her anyway.... actually the government pretty much sucks at the moment and everyone is trying to fix it. God did not cause the bankrupcy it was a group of people. Criminals!!!! not god.

you guys also worship both god and jesus..... The bible says you should only worship one god.... you also put up pictures of jesus and make statues of him. Youre worshipping two!!! gods and its forbidden!!! in the bible!!!!

the one thing i agree with here is that people with apple computers are gay. Really really gay.

also religion should die. Religion kills alot of people. 9/11 was all about religion. Every war in the world has roots to religion.
Why cant people just accept the fact that there ''probably'' is no god and think like a scientist? Technology would be far more advanced if it werent for you people trying to stop science and rational thinking. It would be a much better world if it werent for theese lunatics.

i look forward to the normal idiotic makes no sense religious responses to this.

p.s: dont comment on grammar, i have better things to do than to fix some letters that you understand either way if i fix them or not.

[Godless Heathen]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'd like to point out that not only is our prime minister a woman, but is openly a lesbian, living with her partner!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'd like to point out that not only is our prime minister a woman, but is openly a lesbian, living with her partner!

We know. There is a reason Iceland is near the gates to hell.

[Godless Heathen]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

We know. There is a reason Iceland is near the gates to hell.

Being close to hell is great, what with the cheap geothermal energy and all.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Being close to hell is great, what with the cheap geothermal energy and all.

And a good way to get used to what you will be doing for all eternity. Burn in hell .

[Godless Heathen]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

And a good way to get used to what you will be doing for all eternity. Burn in hell .

Sentencing people to eternal torment for breaking a arbitrary code of values is truly the act of a loving, caring god.

You poor, pathetic people. Love thy neighbor, as your prophet said.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Sentencing people to eternal torment for breaking a arbitrary code of values is truly the act of a loving, caring god.

Where did you get the idea that God is a softy who will not punish those who break His laws?

You poor, pathetic people. Love thy neighbor, as your prophet said.

You have to read the entire Bible. Not just the fluffy parts. He also said: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

[Wide-Open]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Also what the hell is this penis museum? ive never heard of it and i live in iceland. Its probably some place built as a joke. No one in iceland cares about this penis museum.

I thought you knew everything?

This is the museum we are talking about friend.

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Okay wow ive read all the forum. Get your facts straight!!! i live in iceland so i know everything about this.
icelandic people dont belive in the eddas. It is a story. Only like 30 people in all iceland actually do and they are all 80 year old lunatics living alone having nothing else to do.

My dear friend, Brother Hutchins has shown that he knows quite a bit more about your country than you yourself do. And there have been many, many boring posts of pillaging vikings who tried to worship Odin and Thor here, and promoted their stupid fairytales.

We are not eskimoes. Eskimoes live in Greenland. Something went wrong and they mixed up the names. Greenland is covered in ice and iceland is green. The guy that named iceland came during WINTER!!! so it was snowing so he named it iceland. We are tought this in school its the history. Iceland is green.....

Yeah, of course...not even a viking will be that stupid when discovering new countries, my friend.
Again, we have seen pictures of you and your igloes, and it is clear you are eskimoes, just like we are Americans. And many of us have been there when our plane had to refuel on your iceclump, and provided first-hand evidence for this.

And also why does it matter that we have a penis museum? And having a penis museum sure as hell beats having a vagina museum.

You prefer tallywhackers over certain female bodily parts? Are you a faggot? You aren't really improving matters here, friend.

you guys also worship both god and jesus..... The bible says you should only worship one god.... you also put up pictures of jesus and make statues of him. Youre worshipping two!!! gods and its forbidden!!! in the bible!!!!

Jesus is God, as Both are Part of the Trinity. Together with the Holy Spirit, They are Three, yet They are One.

the one thing i agree with here is that people with apple computers are gay. Really really gay.

At last, one eskimo talking a little bit sense here...

also religion should die. Religion kills alot of people. 9/11 was all about religion. Every war in the world has roots to religion.

Religions are created by Satan to confuse us, in an attempt to keep us away from worshipping God. Indeed, religion is evil, as it opposes the True Faith™ (True Christianity™).

Why cant people just accept the fact that there ''probably'' is no god and think like a scientist?

Because you go to Hell if you do.

p.s: dont comment on grammar, i have better things to do than to fix some letters that you understand either way if i fix them or not.

Good spelling and grammar is a sign of respect to the people you talk to, as it makes your posts more clear and easily readable. Not that we really expect any good manners from you illiterate barbarians, of course.

[True Viking]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

RAAAAAH

I AM DISMAYED BY THE NUMBER OF ICELANDIC PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD TRYING TO COVER UP OUR PROUD HERITAGE WITH PACIFIST NONSENSE. YOU HAVE NO PLACE AMONG THE SONS OF ODIN. GET OUT AND TAKE YOUR "LOGIC" AND "FACTS" WITH YOU.

WE ARE INBRED, BARBARIC AND UNEDUCATED. WE STINK OF COD. WE DRINK HORSE URINE EVERY MORNING FROM THE SKULLS OF DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN. WE PERFORM BLACK MAGIC TO SPITE YOUR GOD. OUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS ALWAYS ON. WE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE YOUR SO CALLED "MONEY" AND HAVE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH IT LATELY. WE SACRIFICE VIRGINS STRAIGHT TO HELL THROUGH OUR VOLCANIC CHANNELS EVERY DAY. WE ARE DESTINED FOR HELL AND WE DON'T MIND BECAUSE WE ARE SATAN'S SPAWN.

IF THERE ARE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE DIRECT THEM TO ME, AND I SHALL ANSWER THEM ACCURATELY.

[Wide-Open]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Thank you for your honesty, Vik. I have no further questions.

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

RAAAAAH

My dear friend, take a deep breath, and let it out slowly. Take another deep breath, and let it out slowly as well. Then stop chewing on your keyboard and thrashing the wall with your battleaxe, and get yourself a glass of water, and drain it calmly. Then return to your computer, and don't forget that Caps Lock Day was yesterday, so you can put it off again.

I AM DISMAYED BY THE NUMBER OF ICELANDIC PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD TRYING TO COVER UP OUR PROUD HERITAGE WITH PACIFIST NONSENSE. YOU HAVE NO PLACE AMONG THE SONS OF ODIN. GET OUT AND TAKE YOUR "LOGIC" AND "FACTS" WITH YOU.

Though I am glad you admit we are right about your iceclump being a demon infested eskimo hellhole, we frown upon idol worship here, boy.

WE ARE INBRED, BARBARIC AND UNEDUCATED. WE STINK OF COD. WE DRINK HORSE URINE EVERY MORNING FROM THE SKULLS OF DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN. WE PERFORM BLACK MAGIC TO SPITE YOUR GOD. OUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS ALWAYS ON. WE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE YOUR SO CALLED "MONEY" AND HAVE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH IT LATELY. WE SACRIFICE VIRGINS STRAIGHT TO HELL THROUGH OUR VOLCANIC CHANNELS EVERY DAY. WE ARE DESTINED FOR HELL AND WE DON'T MIND BECAUSE WE ARE SATAN'S SPAWN.

That's terrible. Why are you a hateful satanist?

IF THERE ARE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE DIRECT THEM TO ME, AND I SHALL ANSWER THEM ACCURATELY.

Is it true that you frequently have intercourse with polar bears?

[True Viking]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Thank you for your honesty, Vik. I have no further questions.

ANYTIME.

IT IS NOT EVERY DAY YOU GET A CHANCE TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO A HELL-BOUND HERETIC SO MAKE THE BEST OF IT.

RAAAAAGH

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

WE ARE [. . .] BARBARIC[.]

Indeed. I live in a spacious, well-built house above ground. You live in a subterranean hovel.

Typical Icelandic subterranean hovels


I pity you and don't blame you for being so hostile. I would be bitter as well if I needed a ladder to mow the lawn.