[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

hahahahaha sure we are clueless "american" is not neraly the wides spoken language its spanish and chinese and then its ENGLISH... and in that order get youre facts rigth....

So how many companies out side of China conduct their day to day business in Chinese? I wonder. Is Chinese your second language? Think about that for a while before you make an even bugger ass of your self.

[DanielLyndberg]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

These god-forsaken Eskimos deny their own flag! As a Norwegian myself who has studied the Nordic population for a couple of years (when not studying the words of GOD) I know this fact.

I'm not angry at the Icelanders for claiming the rights of MY flag. I am however, annoyed.
Behold the beautiful, Norwegian flag:


To clear all things up: The blue represents GOD, the red represents JESUS and the white the HOLY SPIRIT. (The Eskimos claim they represent fire, ice and ocean. Clearly Satan's larvae.)
All Icelanders flagging this flag as their own shall not only be punished by GODs fury, but shall be imprisoned by the Norwegian ARMY OF GOD.

[Bjornth]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

According to the United nations Iceland is now the third best country to live in, Norway is number one and Iceland were number one in 2007.

http://hdr.undp.org/en/statistics/

If you call that to be cursed and a shitty country then i think you should start to look at the world in other way.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

According to the United nations Iceland is now the third best country to live in, Norway is number one and Iceland were number one in 2007.

http://hdr.undp.org/en/statistics/

If you call that to be cursed and a country then i think you should start to look at the world in other way.

Goodbye,

God bless.

[kissmyass]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

GOD HATES ICELAND!



The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Why don´t you try to get your facts right before you start to attack the whole nation. This is the problem with some of you americans you are to Ignorant to walk on this earth you only se your side. You are just to STUPID.

[Vikingurinn]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

where do I start! MAN I can't believe that people are that stupid and ignorant.

First of all Bible is not word of God there is no god or either no Jesus, the Bible where written by men(Homo Sapiens).

Your facts about the Icelandic people are wrong we are strong hard people we don't need no god or jesus.

We are true Vikings!

some words for you

Mess with us and you will feel
A pain so true yet so unreal

Yeah, use your hate, uncreate
Christian state will mee its fate

God, his son and holy whore
Now you will meet your fate

[Baldur]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could go on day after day telling you how wrong you are.

(I said O' MY piffleING GOD (OMFG I dit it again)) I'm really sorry about this and I would erase it but I dont know how, but I swear I will never say it again
Anyways I have been laughing about this so much and it´s just soooo piffleing FUNNY

not commenting on this page would be piffleING WRONG (and it will be fun to hear some stupid Americans commenting on somting I say).

(Im sorry are we allowed say piffle on this Page, I thougt we were not allowed but then I remember free speech)

I Tink most of americans are stupid. My oppinion not the universal oppinion

I think I made it clear how I felt about most americans not all of them but most of them AND I THINK MOST OF YOU ARE STUPID (just in case you stupid ones were reading )

And the reason for that is

A: You are grown men and women telling others that god will never forgive them becouse the path and religion they choose is diffrent from yours.

B: You Confuse the Icelandic Flag With the Norwegian Flag and wont admitt YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and will probably change this too


C: You really think no one sees when you change what the user has written to make you look good. (is that the cristian thing to do)

D: ANY dump piffle could go to GOOGLE.COM and find out for them selfs wich flag is Norweigan:



and wich is Icelandic:



I could go on for so long but I dont think it's necessary (I think you got my point)

I really belive god will open your eyes some day and make you relise that it dosent matter wich religion you follow he will forgive you if you regret your sins, I belive in god, yes the same god as you, but I follow the lutheranism religion. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_and_antisemitism


I am not a grown man but I hope that some day I will, and I hope that I will be succesfull in what I choose to do. And you cant be succesfull if you think you are always wright, you have to be openminded and ready to listen to what others say, not ignor it like it is somthing comming from the devil him self

To all the Americans I offended I truly am sorry but I was merely making a point in how you were talking to one another.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Your facts about the Icelandic people are wrong we are strong hard people we don't need no god or jesus.

The photos say different: You've built a huge Church!

[Baldur]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I just recived a private message from Pastor Ezekiel and he pointed me at this. .

"This is not a debate forum. The purpose of this site is to praise and glorify the Lord, Jesus Christ. It is a place for Christians to fellowship and worship. The goal of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to draw people to Jesus Christ because Scripture confirms that salvation comes only through Him."


What dose this have to do with God hates Iceland and how do you know if he dose. Arent there hurricanes in America we dont have them here in Iceland, wasnt there an earthquake in Haiti not so long ago or a giant tsunami in indonesia. Then god must be punising them as well.

This isnt how you draw people to jesus this is how you push them away.

I ditnt belive I would get this rude message from a grown man saying for example" will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

And everything you can say in return is the same ting over and over again. If I dont let jesus into my life im sending myself to hellfire. This isnt an anwser this is a treat. And it's not coming from god, its coming from you.

I don't think I can change your oppinion but I hope I can change how you approach people. you dont have to approach them by telling them that god hates Iceland.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Think for one moment. Close to 30% of your population has come here in the last few days. All of them spewing hate. Well not all, about two or three were actually reasonable people who were ashamed of the rest of the population.

[Baldur]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Think for one moment. Close to 30% of your population has come here in the last few days. All of them spewing hate. Well not all, about two or three were actually reasonable people who were ashamed of the rest of the population.

I see your point. But when I make a thread that says God Hates America dont you think that about 99% of them would start "Flaming" me. ofcours they would, its a normal reaction. I even think it's patriotic to do so.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

If you want to do that on an iceland forum, go right ahead. You'd never find me there. Sticks and stones.

But you need to realize, this is a private forum. You agree to abide by our TOS. You come on our lawn, then you hear us yell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I see your point. But when I make a thread that says God Hates America dont you think that about 99% of them would start "Flaming" me. ofcours they would, its a normal reaction. I even think it's patriotic to do so.

Here's the thing; None of you were invited here. YOU barged into OUR Christian forum, unsaved and unwelcome, and started spewing hatred and blasphemies. We have been exceptionally kind in allowing any of you eskimo savages to post here.

The truth is, like a moth to the flame, Jesus has called you here in order to burn the vile sin out of you. Stop hating and start Praying that He wash you in His blood!

[Baldur]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

If you want to do that on an iceland forum, go right ahead. You'd never find me there. Sticks and stones.

But you need to realize, this is a private forum. You agree to abide by our TOS. You come on our lawn, then you hear us yell.

So you really think that if I would post it on a private forum no American would start flaming me. That is if an american would see it ofcours.

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Here's the thing; None of you were invited here. YOU barged into OUR Christian forum, unsaved and unwelcome, and started spewing hatred and blasphemies. We have been exceptionally kind in allowing any of you eskimo savages to post here.

The truth is, like a moth to the flame, Jesus has called you here in order to burn the vile sin out of you. Stop hating and start Praying that He wash you in His blood!

Amen Pastor, I have told a few hundred of the savage in breeders that they need to get Right with the Lord before He takes that country out. The Lord took it easy on Haiti, I hope for the sake of the people in Iceland they change their Satan worshiping ways! Jesus is waiting and watching!
Ezekiel 8:18

Therefore will I also deal in fury: mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity: and though they cry in mine ears with a loud voice, yet will I not hear them.