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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
    Informal fallacy. Murder is illegal by definition:

    murder
    noun : unlawful premeditated killing of a human being by a human being [syn: {slaying}, {execution}]



    So basically, you are proud of:
    • your forefathers who were violent murderers, thieves and rapists
    • losing your country and your freedom because your country forgot to create an army

    It seems to me that you are proud of basically anything that isn't Christian.

    It is certain, however, that your ancestors would be deeply ashamed of your defeatist attitude.
    I am Christian like most Icelandic people.
    We had an army at the time that we lost our freedom.
    We got our freedom back in 1944 (keep up)
    We had a U.S. army for decades
    The army did nothing for us since we have never been at war, we are a peaceful country so they did more harm putting a target on us since so many countries want to harm the U.S.
    We are not the ones at war... who are you calling violent murderers?

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Lovenpeacetoall View Post
      You can think of me what you want but you are only humiliating yourself by stating facts that you can't possibly know
      Can you name a single thing I was wrong about? Didn't think so.

      Maybe you are too young or too inexperienced for me to have a discussion with.
      I am 72, what do I have to be before I am "allowed" to talk to you? 110?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Lovenpeacetoall View Post
        You have so much hate and you are so ignorant, you don't even know where you came from. I can clearly tell that you have not read one Viking Saga in your life and you have the common misconception of an uneducated person which makes this worthless. Maybe you should also brush up on your own history since you like to put down black people and think about what they have actually ever done to caucasian people. Just think a little..
        I wrote my piece because someone stated incredibly wrong facts about my country and culture. I felt it was worth it but I didn't know what kind of extremist hate group was here. I can't imagine what your hate toward other people does constructively for your life or soul but I can't imagine that it is much. I am just so thankful that most of human civilization has evolved away from this mindset that you cling onto. I am so sorry for you, I truly am, you just don;t know what you do.. I will pray for you.
        The nigra were saved from their hellbound primitive existence by Godly True Christians™ like us.

        As for your Scandinavian, spontaneous pneumothoracic, seafaring thieving self, Jesus hates you and your little island. That is why it is the Gateway to Hell.


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Lovenpeacetoall View Post
          The army did nothing for us since we have never been at war, ...
          Sorry, but this completely justifies calling you retarded. So you will only see the need for an army if the army of another country arrives at your shores. Don't you think it's a "little" too late by then?

          Originally posted by Lovenpeacetoall View Post
          who are you calling violent murderers?
          I don't understand. Do you mean to say:

          1. WHOM are you calling violent murderers? If so: your ancestors, obviously. Viking history leaves little to the imaginations.

          2. Who are CALLING YOU violent murderers? Well, you for one.
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            catholics are the most brutal religion in the world. If the history has told us something, then it is that catholics have lived by the rule "believe in our god or we'll kill you". I mean just think of all the people that where killed by the catholic church because they didn't believe in god. Well, if god is the kind of person who says "believe in me or die" is not the kind of God I want to believe in.

            And while you are always saying that we are violent criminals, just remember where you are. America has most criminals in the world with the most full prisons in the world.

            And you keep calling us eskimos and say other things about Iceland that are simply not true. It just shows that you don't know anything out side the bible.

            Now, don't reply by calling me names like a retard because you guys kind of overuse that word when you don't have anything better to say.

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Lovenpeacetoall View Post
              We had a U.S. army for decades
              The army did nothing for us since we have never been at war,
              I'm nominating you for the stupid statement of the month award.

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                While I'm here, this time I'm not gonna say anything against you. But, I've been loosely looking for the part of the bible that says that negros are bad or something like that.
                It would just be nice if someone would point that out to me. but if I'm somehow mistaking, I'm sorry.

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Iceland is one of them cold countries. Them godless folk will be in for a big suprise when they get thrown into the lake of fire and brimstone and its hotter than anything they ever seen.

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
                    While I'm here, this time I'm not gonna say anything against you. But, I've been loosely looking for the part of the bible that says that negros are bad or something like that.
                    It would just be nice if someone would point that out to me. but if I'm somehow mistaking, I'm sorry.
                    The Bible deosn't say negroes are bad. Where do you get these crazy ideas? I've heard that Iceland is a nation of bigots, but really!

                    The Bible tells us that the negro has been cursed by God to be the White man's servant. That's just the way God wants it.

                    Please take a look at THIS thread on where the races came from. I'm sure you'll find it enlightening.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
                      catholics are the most brutal religion in the world.
                      So? Catholics aren't Christians. God hates catlicks. Read the introduction part of this forum so you don't make silly statements like these.

                      Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
                      And while you are always saying that we are violent criminals
                      Well:
                      • icelenders have expressed violent fantasies that involve killing us in various unpleasant ways -- for the crime of using our 1st amendment rights
                      • we called your ancestors (vikings) violent criminals, yes -- which is based on facts

                      Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
                      with the most full prisons in the world
                      We have a negro problem, yes. No one is saying we don't. But you just can't judge True Christians for misdeeds of criminals. We do lock them up, however. That's why criminals are IN prisons and not roaming the streets.
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22
                      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                        So? Catholics aren't Christians. God hates catlicks. Read the introduction part of this forum so you don't make silly statements like these.
                        what? I never said Catholics weren't Christians and I never said god didn't love catholics. Where do you get that from?

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
                          what? I never said Catholics weren't Christians and I never said god didn't love catholics. Where do you get that from?
                          No you did not, GOD=life did that. How old are you?
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            A Ban is on the way! wait for it ..........................Here it comes!

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              GOD HATES ICELAND!



                              The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

                              Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

                              1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
                              2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
                              3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
                              4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
                              5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                              6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
                              7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
                              8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
                              9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

                              All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
                              First of all Rev.Jim Osborne you worship satan and are bound for hell and i personally hope that they let niggers and jews rape you in the asshole, you pedofile priest(although all priest all child molesters). now i can explain how things work in the real world, where people dont drop acid every single day like you must for to be as retarded as you, someone must either be seriously fucked up on acid or in a asylum. and of all the countries in the world there is none more religious than Italy, ever heard of the vatican you fuck? so i will conclude my rant now, for it is you that will burn for all eternity, i curse you and Odin will bring you down , or as you Christians say it , Go, abandon you search for salvation, for the judgement of God will come on ye.
                              and btw why is it that the o so great US of A werent in the Crusades? Ah now i remeber you country is is only 240 years old you dumb shit.
                              so now you can go shag some kids in the arse for we all know that you priests love to do that.

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                I worked to become a pastor and a televangelist, not a special education teacher, so let me do my best...

                                Originally posted by Captain Obvious View Post
                                First of all Rev.Jim Osborne you worship satan and are bound for hell and i personally hope that they let niggers and jews rape you in the asshole, you pedofile priest(although all priest all child molesters).
                                First off, tell me specifically how I worship Satan and am hellbound. Please use quotes from the KJV to prove me wrong. Have I ignored or side-stepped certain Bible verses? Please, educate me if I did so.

                                Second, I am not a priest. I am a pastor. I do agree that all priests are child molesters, but that is because priests are Catholic, not Baptist. I suggest you learn about religion before trashing it in the future.

                                now i can explain how things work in the real world, where people dont drop acid every single day like you must for to be as retarded as you, someone must either be seriously piffleed up on acid or in a asylum.
                                I have no idea what you are trying to say. It sounds like you've had too much acid.

                                and of all the countries in the world there is none more religious than Italy, ever heard of the vatican you piffle?
                                Yes, I've heard of the Vatican and Italy and they are all going to burn in Hell because the Catholic Church perverted Jesus's good name and created a false religion. All popes are burning in Hell as we speak.

                                so i will conclude my rant now, for it is you that will burn for all eternity, i curse you and Odin will bring you down , or as you Christians say it , Go, abandon you search for salvation, for the judgement of God will come on ye.
                                I am glad you are at least honest to admit, as an Icelander, that you still worship your pagan gods. Let you be proof that Icelanders are backwards savages that pray to totems.

                                and btw why is it that the o so great US of A werent in the Crusades? Ah now i remeber you country is is only 240 years old you dumb shit.
                                so now you can go shag some kids in the arse for we all know that you priests love to do that.
                                What do the Crusades (a war started by the pope) have to do with anything? And again, I am not a priest!

                                This concludes Rev. Jim's education of the mentally impaired.

                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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