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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #301
    Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    Do you think a red blooded American boy would ever have relations with a latitudinally love trenched chink?

    Japanese woman kidnapped, raped in Sydney
    Sister, there are only 2 kinds of Austrians; Drooling abos that are half retard, and drunken criminal trash who spend their days raping each other.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • josh.strachan
      Unsaved trash, drooling abo
      • Apr 2012
      • 28

      #302
      Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Sister, there are only 2 kinds of Austrians; Drooling abos that are half retard, and drunken criminal trash who spend their days raping each other.
      Austrians arn't that bad are they? Oh wait, i assume you mean Australians. Obviously your uneducated. Did you know theres two types of Americans? Fat asses and people who think god hates everyone. Your all racist pigs you know? Lucky you've got your basements and the internet you know.

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      • josh.strachan
        Unsaved trash, drooling abo
        • Apr 2012
        • 28

        #303
        Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        And you're calling others racist. Hypocrite.
        I was simply quoting what he called me. oh by the way, i love my new pic and all the other changes i made... oh wait. I changed nothing. Admin abuse much? I can't believe you lot, just a bunch of racist American pigs. I hope you all die horrible deaths. Fellow Australians, don't listen to these motherf**king c**ts, we are better than them and they are just making sh*t up because they don't have anything else to say or do. I spit on you people who claim to be Christians but obviously hate, hate and hate. The bible doesn't teach us to hate does it? It doesn't tell us that God hates gays, Australians or any others. He loves all equally but you all blind to the truth, I've received infractions for telling the truth, just goes to prove doesn't it? F*ck you and have a nice day mate (to the few, non-douches here).

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #304
          Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
          Where in the bible does it say that God hates Australia?
          You said yourself that some of your provinces allow queers to adopt kids! Don't you read the Bible (KJV1611)? I read that most of your sort where shipped over from Walse or where ever and it shows! Letting predatory queers get their hands on little boys: what were you tribal leaders thinking? A decent (white Christian) country should never allow that.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

          Your principality (or what ever you call your pointless little country) lets let's queers bring up children!

          If you can't see why God hates you there is simply no talking to you. It's no accident you people are to slow to keep worms in a tin!

          Queers should be rounded up and killed but that would be breaking the law: but giving them kids to abuse is beyond the pale even for backward nation such as yours: your lot must have an IQ of 2, and it takes 3 to grunt.

          All the best.
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Noah Sole
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2012
            • 865

            #305
            Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

            Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
            It doesn't tell us that God hates gays, Australians or any others. He loves all equally but you all blind to the truth.
            Dear drooling ozzy,

            If God doesn't hate gays why does he instruct us to execute them?

            Leviticus 20:13
            If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

            He would probably have written something about ozzys in the Bible as well, but He hadn't invented them yet and didn't suspect that they would turn out to be so un-Christian and thick.

            Why do you come onto Gods' favourite forum and spout your filth? you wouldn't take kindly if True Christians went onto a forum for drunken ozzy convicts and tried to spread God's love would you? God's word is clearly written in the Bible and if you disagree with it take it up with Him.

            All the best
            Genesis 7:5
            And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


            John 8:32
            And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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            • josh.strachan
              Unsaved trash, drooling abo
              • Apr 2012
              • 28

              #306
              Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

              Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
              You said yourself that some of your provinces allow queers to adopt kids! Don't you read the Bible (KJV1611)? I read that most of your sort where shipped over from Walse or where ever and it shows! Letting predatory queers get their hands on little boys: what were you tribal leaders thinking? A decent (white Christian) country should never allow that.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

              Your principality (or what ever you call your pointless little country) lets let's queers bring up children!

              If you can't see why God hates you there is simply no talking to you. It's no accident you people are to slow to keep worms in a tin!

              Queers should be rounded up and killed but that would be breaking the law: but giving them kids to abuse is beyond the pale even for backward nation such as yours: your lot must have an IQ of 2, and it takes 3 to grunt.

              All the best.
              You make it sound like gays aren't human. They are. God made them, he made me and he made you. Your just a stubborn asshole. You are just f*cking racist and i can't stand you lot. Your not Christians, you just hate everyone and say it's in the name of god. You disgust me and alot of other people. Also, how dare you insult my country, you Americans are the dumb ones, your the laughing stock of the World and your mostly un-educated. Australia was settled by the British, the same people who settled America.

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              • Noah Sole
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2012
                • 865

                #307
                Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
                Obviously your uneducated.
                By the way it's written 'obviously you're uneducated' - who's uneducated?

                And I'm not American.
                Genesis 7:5
                And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                John 8:32
                And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063

                  #308
                  Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                  I am a Christian.

                  Just because there are parts of the Bible that you personally don't like does not mean God is going to change His mind.

                  The Bible tells us He will send murderers, liars and queers to Hell. That is a FACT.

                  You can cry all you like about it not being nice or fair but God is right in what He does BY DEFINITION!

                  You may be a hater and hate us for our beliefs but don't say I'm not a darn Christian

                  All the best.
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • josh.strachan
                    Unsaved trash, drooling abo
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 28

                    #309
                    Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                    Ozzy is a singer, Aussie is the spelling your looking for. Just brings up my point about you lot being uneducated. We aren't a bunch of drunk criminals. Unlike the fat, drunk bastards of America. Gays are people too, i don't care about what your twisted version of God says they are. But of course, your all stubborn, racist jerks so i know i can't get through to you, you keep believing what you want, you keep being racist, it'll come back to you one day. Just you wait. Goodbye assholes. Oh and Laurence, my problem is the outright racism towards my country, you'd think the same if it was your country supposedly hated by God wouldn't you?

                    @Noah, i'm sorry i made one small grammar mistake compared to the many mistakes from these others.

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #310
                      Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                      Look friend: we do not twist the words of the Bible. We follow it in it's literal sense. If The Noachian Deluge was a metaphor God would have noted it as such but he didn't.

                      When the Bible says stone benders to death that is exactly what he means (I can't think of any other meaning). Any one who tells you different is not following the Bible or God. Ask yourself how anyone knows anything about God in the first place: that's right, the Bible (KJV1611).

                      Is it logical to pick and choose the bits which fit in with contemporary morality? If course not. If God changes His mind He tells us (in the Bible). Do you see how it all fits? It's called internal conscistancy and anyone who tells you not to stone queers and still professes to be Christian is a dirty liar. Being a True Christian(tm) is a difficult road but one I walk proudly.

                      So called Christians who cherry pick a palitable religion are going to burn in Hell.

                      All the best.
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • josh.strachan
                        Unsaved trash, drooling abo
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 28

                        #311
                        Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                        My question is, why must you hate so many people? why must you call non-believers scum and trash? Why must you be racist towards me and many others? Christians are meant to accept everyone. It appears you read a different Christian Holy Bible to me. I've never heard of Bible (KJV1611). It's not the Holy Bible i wen't to church to read, it's not the true word of God it would seem. Also, why have you trademarked True Christian? Did god tell you to do that? It doesn't seem like something a true Christian would do.

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                        • Dr Laurence Niles
                          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                           
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 9063

                          #312
                          Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                          What do you mean Christians should accept everyone?

                          God tells us catagorically to kill gays in Leviticus 20:13 'If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them'.

                          If you beleive in God you do what He darn well says: not when you decide to.

                          We follow the Bible to the letter, even if it gets difficult.

                          Let me tell you something: I loved my wife but she could not get right with God. That was a tough time but being a Christian means more than going to church ever week. It takes courage and dedication that most so called Christians lack.

                          Get back to me when your faith is more important anything else.

                          All the best.
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Noah Sole
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2012
                            • 865

                            #313
                            Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                            Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
                            I've never heard of Bible (KJV1611). It's not the Holy Bible i wen't to church to read, it's not the true word of God it would seem.
                            The Bible you have 'never heard of' is the original Bible of God's Word written upon the orders of King James I in 1611 (hence King James Version 1611). All other Bible's are poor or corrupted copies of it. So it is the true word of God unlike the version you have read.


                            Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
                            Also, why have you trademarked True Christian? Did god tell you to do that? It doesn't seem like something a true Christian would do.
                            Indeed our Church has trademarked True Christian™ - that means you shouldn't be using the term without our permission.

                            You don't know much do you?

                            All the best
                            Genesis 7:5
                            And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                            John 8:32
                            And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #314
                              Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                              Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
                              You make it sound like gays aren't human. They are. God made them, he made me and he made you. Your just a stubborn asshole. You are just f*cking racist and i can't stand you lot. Your not Christians, you just hate everyone and say it's in the name of god. You disgust me and alot of other people. Also, how dare you insult my country, you Americans are the dumb ones, your the laughing stock of the World and your mostly un-educated. Australia was settled by the British, the same people who settled America.
                              So faggots going at each others' butts is fine by God in your book?
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076

                                #315
                                Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                                Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
                                ... Gays are people too, i don't care about what your twisted version of God says they are...
                                Josh: you can see 15 different Bible translations of Leviticus 20:13 here.

                                They ALL say that homosexuals are/have committed abomination (or a "detestable act"), and they ALL say that they should be put to death.

                                You claim these people have "twisted" Christianity. Where have they done so?

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