X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • mitnavn
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2010
    • 3

    #421
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    It is not meant to be amusing. It is meant to make clear all people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior!

    You are wasting your time, there are no flaws in my statements.

    I have no doubt all those Danish sinners are very happy. But that's completely irrelevant. Life is not about being happy, it is about suffering and earning your place in Heaven!

    This is simply not true. Adam never raped Eve.

    I am glad you admit it happened, many Danes are denying this. And I never claimed the Danish government to be behind this.

    I am glad you admit Rasmussen cheated in the Tour de France, most Danes are in denial about that. Isn't it very confusing that everyone in Denmark is called Rasmussen? Is this a way to work around the problem that with all the rapes no one knows who is the father of who?

    I did not claim Satan was mentioned, I explained that his stories are about evil.

    She behaves like a whore and is dressed like a whore, you can deny it all you want but this seduces children into similar behavior.

    Amazing, really amazing.

    Once you allow gays to adopt children, the rape follows automatically as gays are incapable of decent behavior.

    No, everyone can choose Jesus and be Saved©.


    I have tried to ask you questions on how you find these so called facts and I have tried to correct you on subjects you do not know or will not know about. You either answer out of context or you do not answer at all.
    Since you're not admitting that or even trying to see reason when it is clearly pointed out to you, I will try to get this message out to everyone else reading these posts:
    If you're a believer of all these so called religious views, I strongly hope that you will question everything you read and hear. Even if it is coming from your closest and dearest ones. Check twice - after all it is your life and happiness.
    Old Cranky Man seems to think that life is about suffering (which is more of a Buddhist opinion but whatever) but I would like to remind you that Jesus said to love your next. Religion is suppose to bring you peace not idiocracy.

    Comment

    • handmaiden
      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 11246

      #422
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
      Brother COM have you been up all night doing God's work and showing the danishmen down the true path with the Word of the Lord? . . .Have you saved any from eternal hellfire during the night? Keep up the good work OF OUR Lord, brother COM and please look after yourself as you are no longer a young man.
      YIC
      Absolutely Brother Cranky Old Man, Sir-- you must not overtask youself in your zeal for sharing the truth to a blind and spiritualy impoverished world.

      The Lord knows that there are many others whom you have yet to touch. For now, abideth in your rest. I will send over some chamomille tea and a calf's foot poultice for your poor, bleeding hands that have typed so vigorously and forthrightly on behalf of Jesus.

      Go easy on beating your kids today; you deserve a break.

      Supportively Yours,

      Handmaiden
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

      Comment

      • Daikinin
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jun 2010
        • 12

        #423
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by mitnavn View Post
        I have tried to ask you questions on how you find these so called facts and I have tried to correct you on subjects you do not know or will not know about. You either answer out of context or you do not answer at all.
        Since you're not admitting that or even trying to see reason when it is clearly pointed out to you, I will try to get this message out to everyone else reading these posts:
        If you're a believer of all these so called religious views, I strongly hope that you will question everything you read and hear. Even if it is coming from your closest and dearest ones. Check twice - after all it is your life and happiness.
        Old Cranky Man seems to think that life is about suffering (which is more of a Buddhist opinion but whatever) but I would like to remind you that Jesus said to love your next. Religion is suppose to bring you peace not idiocracy.
        How could spreading the gospel of our Lord and Savior, be a life of suffering?

        I am a Danes as well, and I have seen the light, and repent my sins. Seek the truth and you too will find, that God hates Denmark, and that we are all sinners.

        Comment

        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22354

          #424
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
          Brother COM have you been up all night doing God's work and showing the danishmen down the true path with the Word of the Lord?
          Yes, sleep is for sissies.

          Have you saved any from eternal hellfire during the night?
          I think at least a few.

          Keep up the good work OF OUR Lord, brother COM and please look after yourself as you are no longer a young man. YIC
          Thank you for the concern, but there is no need to worry, God has blessed me with excellent health.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

          Comment

          • Personal army?
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2010
            • 2

            #425
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            This forum is in some deep trouble. These false statements will not be ignored! Your topic about Denmark has already evolved into a huge discussion.
            You now got 2 choices:

            1 - close this topic/admit that the 8 facts are false
            2 - stay being ignorant, and end up feeling why "false statements" are not tolerated online!

            *listen to this simple warning, it is probably "landoverbabtist.net" last chance of survival!

            Comment

            • True Disciple
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2445

              #426
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by BblThmpr View Post
              I speak of no heresies, i present Adam's Bible - the only REAL bible.

              http://www.adamsbible.com/adamsbible...agenumbers.pdf
              Would you please be so kind not to post satanic links on this site anymore? It is considered offensive. Besides, the Bible warns us against false gospels like those:

              2 Corinthians 11:3-4:
              But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ.
              For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.

              Preachers of other gospels, like your "Adam's Bible" are accursed and will burn in Hell:

              Galatians 1:6-9:
              I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:
              Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
              But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
              As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

              Originally posted by Personal army? View Post
              *listen to this simple warning, it is probably "landoverbabtist.net" last chance of survival!
              Sweet Lord Jesus,
              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

              Amen.

              Comment

              • Daikinin
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jun 2010
                • 12

                #427
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by Personal army? View Post
                This forum is in some deep trouble. These false statements will not be ignored! Your topic about Denmark has already evolved into a huge discussion.
                You now got 2 choices:

                1 - close this topic/admit that the 8 facts are false
                2 - stay being ignorant, and end up feeling why "false statements" are not tolerated online!

                *listen to this simple warning, it is probably "landoverbabtist.net" last chance of survival!
                You speak of ignorence, yet not knowing that you are the ignorent. If you are so wise in the ways of online "statements", you too would see the light. Go look child, and you will stop these false demands. May the glory of the Lord shine upon you.

                Comment

                • Personal army?
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 2

                  #428
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by Daikinin View Post
                  You speak of ignorence, yet not knowing that you are the ignorent. If you are so wise in the ways of online "statements", you too would see the light. Go look child, and you will stop these false demands. May the glory of the Lord shine upon you.
                  still... I am just saying... you should realise the size of this statement, and how false statements against a country can hurt bad, on a tiny ignorant forum. This is maybe your last chance, if it's not already to late.
                  All I am saying is that you will soon get into some serious trouble with basic forum rules. Now I gotta smoke some weed, bye and good luck

                  Comment

                  • Redemtor
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 1

                    #429
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Oh it's all true!
                    I myself is a dane, and I think god has left this place.

                    Satan rules and makes me think that:
                    Jesus' birthday isn't December 24th.
                    A god wouldn't care if I went to church or not.
                    Man is a result of evolution.
                    Angels are the result of too many mushrooms.
                    The earth isn't unique in this universe.
                    Latex nuns are sexy (in some cases).
                    And "Gods son" is a pitiful excuse to a feeble minded husband.

                    A correction to Cranky Old Man.
                    You got it all wrong:
                    1: The word "Viking" doesn't mean "rapist", but "raper of screaming nuns".
                    2: The whores weren't free, they just didn't get paid.
                    3: That's not the danish prime minister, but the prime mistress.
                    4: Satans native language isn't danish, but icelandish. (Iceland is former viking turf). He even put an entrance to hell there, with an unspeakable name!
                    5: Lego also uses the 5 devil colors: Red, blue, white, clear and super clear.
                    6: Pippi isn't a femnazi, but a she wolf.
                    7: The child programme called "come hither" is a mistranslation, it is actually "Cum Hitler".
                    8: Gay people don't adopt, but buy rape like the rest of us.

                    Comment

                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22354

                      #430
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by mitnavn View Post
                      I have tried to ask you questions on how you find these so called facts and I have tried to correct you on subjects you do not know or will not know about. You either answer out of context or you do not answer at all.
                      Like most things you said, this is simply not true. I provided proof and arguments to counter yours and now it seems you determined me to be right and instead of admitting this, you now switched to meta communication.

                      Old Cranky Man seems to think that life is about suffering (which is more of a Buddhist opinion but whatever) but I would like to remind you that Jesus said to love your next. Religion is suppose to bring you peace not idiocracy.
                      You clearly are not a religious person. If you would read the Holy Bible you would see that religion is not like you are describing here.

                      People God hates:
                      • Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
                      • Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."

                      God kills those who do not believe in Him:
                      • 2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
                      • Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
                      • Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
                      • John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                      Comment

                      • Coincidence
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 9

                        #431
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        I love this thread almost as much as I love Jesus. Thank you.

                        Comment

                        • Felicity
                          As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 4834

                          #432
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          @Coincidence Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

                          Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

                          It would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
                          I Jesus!

                          Comment

                          • Daikinin
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 12

                            #433
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Coincidence View Post
                            I love this thread almost as much as I love Jesus. Thank you.

                            Praise the Lord, another Danish soul who has been the light, and been enlightened. How can we led our fellow countrymen out of the darkness, so that the Glory of God, and this site, can shine upon their ignorant heads?

                            Comment

                            • Coincidence
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 9

                              #434
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                              @Coincidence Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

                              Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
                              No. My commitment to Christ will guide me safely through these holy pastures. I shall graze at the mercy of His guidance.

                              Comment

                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22840

                                #435
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by BblThmpr View Post
                                I speak of no heresies, i present Adam's Bible - the only REAL bible. [1Mb download removed.]
                                There is but one real Bible and that is KJV1611 in which Noah and his sons are seen to be the forefathers of all men and races.

                                The trifle known as Adam's Bible is the rantings of speculation, ignorance, a lack of research and appealing to the lowest common denominator. Stabs in the dark replace Biblical Truths, folk-prejudices are used as truth, and such examples as there are, remain open to far better interpretations.

                                It is written by a man, uninspired by God, and in many places directly contradicts the Word of The Lord.

                                In short, it is the pathway to ignorance.
                                sigpic


                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

                                Comment

                                Working...