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  • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by krunsch View Post
    And besides, you are a retarded dumbass.
    Ok Herman, let me get it straight, YOU come to OUR forum and insult US?

    That's not very nice, or bright.

    I will put this simply in a way you can understand:

    Hören Sie, mein kleiner Freund Wurst mampfen.

    Gott hat einen Platz für Sie an seiner Seite im Himmel. Gerade haben Glauben und Ihm gehorchen in jeder Hinsicht, und Sie werden Freude finden.

    Johannes 14:23

    Jesus antwortete und sprach zu ihm: Wenn jemand mich liebt, der wird mein Wort halten und mein Vater wird ihn lieben, und wir werden zu ihm kommen, und Wohnung bei ihm

    Nun, aufhören, ein Arschloch und lesen die Bibel (KJV 1611)

    There, do you understand now? Or do I have to try another language?
    Isaiah 66:15

    For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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    • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
      Ok Herman, let me get it straight, YOU come to OUR forum and insult US?

      That's not very nice, or bright.

      I will put this simply in a way you can understand:

      Hören Sie, mein kleiner Freund Wurst mampfen.

      Gott hat einen Platz für Sie an seiner Seite im Himmel. Gerade haben Glauben und Ihm gehorchen in jeder Hinsicht, und Sie werden Freude finden.

      Johannes 14:23

      Jesus antwortete und sprach zu ihm: Wenn jemand mich liebt, der wird mein Wort halten und mein Vater wird ihn lieben, und wir werden zu ihm kommen, und Wohnung bei ihm

      Nun, aufhören, ein Arschloch und lesen die Bibel (KJV 1611)

      There, do you understand now? Or do I have to try another language?
      My name is not Herman, my English is way better than your German and is it still an insult when it is true?
      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by krunsch View Post
        My name is not Herman, my English is way better than your German and is it still an insult when it is true?
        So according to your flawed logic when I say that you are an idiot, which is true, I am not insulting you?

        Even if your claims were true, which they are not, they are still very insulting to honest American Christians. But I shouldn't expect a blunt German to understand the fine nuances of a friendly civilized conversation.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by krunsch View Post
          My name is not Herman, my English is way better than your German
          Herman,
          Mark:7:20 - 23
          20 Und er sprach: Was aus dem Menschen geht, das macht den Menschen gemein;
          21 denn von innen, aus dem Herzen der Menschen, gehen heraus böse Gedanken; Ehebruch, Hurerei, Mord,
          22 Dieberei, Geiz, Schalkheit, List, Unzucht, Schalksauge, Gotteslästerung, Hoffart, Unvernunft.
          23 Alle diese bösen Stücke gehen von innen heraus und machen den Menschen gemein.

          God-mocking atheists like you without a moral compass feel they can raise themselves above God. You feel that we, who humbly work for the End of Days, are less than you.

          This is not so. We have not rejected God's Gifts whereas you probably see yourself as some sort of Übermensch but your time will come but then it will be too late.

          24 Weil ich denn rufe, und ihr weigert euch, ich recke meine Hand aus, und niemand achtet darauf,
          25 und laßt fahren allen meinen Rat und wollt meine Strafe nicht:
          26 so will ich auch lachen in eurem Unglück und eurer spotten, wenn da kommt, was ihr fürchtet,
          27wenn über euch kommt wie ein Sturm, was ihr fürchtet, und euer Unglück als ein Wetter, wenn über euch Angst und Not kommt.
          28 Dann werden sie nach mir rufen, aber ich werde nicht antworten; sie werden mich suchen, und nicht finden.

          And I will sit in heaven with a Mint Julep and laugh at with Jesus by my side.
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          • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Denmark has ruled that public masturbation is "okay". Disgusting

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            • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              So according to your flawed logic when I say that you are an idiot, which is true, I am not insulting you?

              Even if your claims were true, which they are not, they are still very insulting to honest American Christians. But I shouldn't expect a blunt German to understand the fine nuances of a friendly civilized conversation.
              You have just called me an idiot, retarded dumbass, that's not christian (turn the other cheek), that's the Codex Hammurabi. You don't follow GOD's law and you will burn in hell for that. Which is a pity, since I will end up there too and will have to endure your company.
              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                You have just called me an idiot, retarded dumbass, that's not christian (turn the other cheek), that's the Codex Hammurabi. You don't follow GOD's law and you will burn in hell for that. Which is a pity, since I will end up there too and will have to endure your company.
                Before you start making more things up, care to back that up with scripture saying that insulting a heathen is against God's law.

                Go ahead, amuse us more

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                • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                  Before you start making more things up, care to back that up with scripture saying that insulting a heathen is against God's law.

                  Go ahead, amuse us more
                  38 ¶ Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:

                  39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. (Sermon on the mount)

                  If you insult me when I tell the truth about anything, youare not allowed to do the same thing because you are christians. I am because I am an atheist. Boyah!!
                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                    38 ¶ Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:

                    39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. (Sermon on the mount)

                    If you insult me when I tell the truth about anything, youare not allowed to do the same thing because you are christians. I am because I am an atheist. Boyah!!
                    No, I asked about the scripture that says insulting a heathen is a sin. That says nothing of a kind. Learn to read and try again.

                    Go ahead, amuse us more

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                    • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                      ...If you insult me when I tell the truth about anything, youare not allowed to do the same thing because you are christians. I am because I am an atheist. Boyah!!
                      Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

                      If you're an atheist, the Bible says that you don't know what truth is, so you've lost any argument before it starts.

                      Psalm 58:3 "The wicked are estranged from the womb: They go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies."

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                      • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

                        If you're an atheist, the Bible says that you don't know what truth is, so you've lost any argument before it starts.

                        Psalm 58:3 "The wicked are estranged from the womb: They go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies."
                        Sarcasm, right?

                        By the way, I really like the stuff in the header of your posting. How do I get some of these?
                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                          Sarcasm, right?

                          By the way, I really like the stuff in the header of your posting. How do I get some of these?
                          Coming right up.

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                          • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            Coming right up.

                            Thanks
                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Blasphemy Cranky Old Man! You have the tongue of the devil speaking bad about Gods most precious country!

                              God send The flag to Denmark back in 1500. God send it from heaven after Denmark won a big battle.

                              This is how the real danish flag looks

                              I'm a true Christian from Denmark, and i am proud of being on the most holy place on earth - Gods country!
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                              • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Wasn't God who said there is something rotten in Denmark? Or perhaps it was Hamlet.
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                                Come climb my mountains.

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