[Cranky Old Man]

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have you ever even been to school?

No, like most True Christians(tm) I am home schooled. Schools corrupt children by wasting time on things other than the KJV1611 Holy Bible. Things like sex education .

[Daikinin]

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My dear Danish countrymen repent your sins as I did. God truly does hate Denmark, which is why we were banished from God's own country 1000 years ago.

Seek my council, and I will show you the light of our good Lord.

[Cranky old Dane]

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I love Jesus , but i would like to show what the moderators deleted a while back.

[Cranky Old Man]

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thanks, we know that Denmark and Finland are different countries

You're welcome. I am glad you learned something today.

there are other things in our history than the vikings

Did I ever deny that?

to be honest then i think you have a much more worse history then us. it might be shorter but you have much more killings on your hands.

There is a huge difference.

We kill evil Muslims, men, woman and children, who do not believe in God, as God demands from us: 2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

You rape virgins without properly marrying them which is clearly not allowed: Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

[The redhaired VIKING]

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My dear Danish countrymen repent your sins as I did. God truly does hate Denmark, which is why we were banished from God's own country 1000 years ago.

Seek my council, and I will show you the light of our good Lord.

and i hope for you that you are joking

[The redhaired VIKING]

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You're welcome. I am glad you learned something today.

Did I ever deny that?

There is a huge difference.

We kill evil Muslims, men, woman and children, who do not believe in God, as God demands from us: 2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

You rape virgins without properly marrying them which is clearly not allowed: Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

we knew the whole time, but the flags are still wrong.

no.

then please tell me why you killed your own country men ? and we are helping you doing that

maybe should consider to come to Denmark

http://www.visitdenmark.com/danmark/da-dk/menu/turist/danmark.htm

[Technocrat]

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8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Are you stupid? First of all, all your facts about Denmark are utterly wrong, you imbecile. The flag you posted is the FINNISH flag. Denmark is not populated by convicted rapists. I don't know about you guys, but I am most certainly not a rapist and I resent that statement. The Danish word for rapist is not "Viking". The Danish word for rapist is "Voldtægtsmand", I know that because I am half Danish and half American, you dipshit. I speak the language fluently. Anyway; Viking was the common name attributed to the common Norse ancestors of both the Danish, Norwegian and Swedish peoples. Denmark has never been involved with Iceland until later on in history as Iceland was settled by Norwegian colonials back in the Viking era. Again, good sir, check your facts before postulating stupid things. Denmark is not the driving force behind any hoaxing at all and no, free whores were not provided to more or less all the top leaders of the world at the Copenhagen climate summit. The winter following immediately after was not the coldest winter ever. It was the coldest in ten years, again, please check your facts. Anders Fogh Rasmussen is no longer the Danish prime minister and has not been so for some time now - the man has no links to Tour de France whatsoever. The Danish author Hans Christian Andersen lived during the romantic literature period and wrote about folklore and other commonly known stories that were passed down through time. He was a god-fearing protestant Christian his entire life. Why would Satan speak Danish? And first of all, logically, the Denmark did not even exist as a country back when the idea of Satan was created. The Danes spoke Proto-Norse, heck, maybe even Common Germanic back then and thus your argument is weak. LEGO™ is indeed a Danish invention, but the idea of the product is to help kids shape their creative and geometric skills as well as have fun. Pippi Longstocking was invented by the Swedish writer Astrid Lindgren you moron. They are simply children's stories, nothing more - nothing less. It is true that she is depicted as a self-reliant and independent person, but is a mere generalization of the childish "We can take care of ourselves." and has nothing to with feminism whatsoever as far as I am aware. The stories were written well before the word 'feminism' was even invented or widespread recognized. Furthermore there are no such TV shows as you say. They would have been banned long before they even were to be shown on television. Danish gay couples are not yet allowed to adopt children, but laws are coming to pass soon which will allow it. If any suspicions of said rapings occur then the case would automatically be looked at regardless of sexual orientation. Sir, your ideas and the words you use are not very Christian at all. As Christians we should not seek to harm other peoples feelings as you just did. Your mockery and your words are highly inappropriate and unfit for any man who respectfully calls himself a Christian. You come off as some ultra radical conservative who has been indoctrinated since the age of five. I am saddened by your contempt for Denmark. Denmark openly supports Protestantism as this (as the only religion in Denmark) receives support from the government. The Danish people are quite humble and although they are not the most zealous people in the world they are still culturally Christians and do their best to help other people around the world, be they homosexuals or people of other religions. Tolerance, kindness, sharing and solidarity are key words of the Danish mindset. To conclude my rant, I must say that I am utterly, 100% disappointed with your hateful speech that is nothing more than mere intimidation without any factual backing. Your excerpts from our Holy Bible only made it worse as it shows how you would abuse the words of the men who have worked diligently to produce these scriptures.

[Daikinin]

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and i hope for you that you are joking

Matthew 19:14
13 Then some children were brought to Him so that He might lay His hands on them and pray; and the disciples rebuked them. 14 But Jesus said, “Let the children alone, and do not hinder them from coming to Me; for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.” 15 After laying His hands on them, He departed from there.


You too can be saved, and I can show you the light of our good Lord.

[mitnavn]

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8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

I am from Denmark and must admit, I found your post rather amusing. However, I have to comment on the flaws in your "statements". First of all I need to inform you that Denmark consists of normal people who go to work and live with their families - of course we are not perfect but many believe that we are the happiest nation alive. This happiness does not mean having sex with goats. I don't even know where you got that from xD

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."

I would like to know where you got that idea from - rape has been on earth as long as mankind. The danish word for rape is "voldtægt" - a viking was a person living in Scandinavia around year 800-1100 who mostly made a living as merchants but they are more known for their robbery and occasional raping on their sea trips. I am not saying that I approve of this but it happened centuries ago, in a completely different culture than of the one today. Vikings did, however, not rape goats nor men - and not women from their own land.

2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

Whether or not you believe in the global climate changes is not the issue on this post, so I'll just say that Denmark did not "invent" it - scientists globally have made statements about this. Denmark just happened to be the host of the last big meeting (COP15). The next host is Mexico (COP16) 2010. Your statement on the free whores was a protest from a independent organization and had nothing to do with the danish government.

3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."

Anders Fogh Rasmussen (I think that it's him you're referring to anyway) is not the same as Michael Rasmussen who did indeed cheat at the Tour de France. I'm sure you did not intend to wake the hate of God but you're lying.

4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."

Why is H.C. Andersen the son of Satan? Does the bible say so? I am not even going to ask what your problem with Harry Potter is.
H.C. Andersen wrote fairy tales and children's tales and I can assure you that Satan is not mentioned at all in any of them. Does the bible also say that the native language of Satan is danish?

5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."

Denmark did invent Lego. To make money. As all companies do.
The picture with Lego figures is not how the LEGO company sell or advertise their stuff. It is a picture made by a normal person with the intention of being funny, provoke and twist the fact that it is made for children. Just like you can put a branch and two apples together - that doesn't make the nature corrupt.

6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

I'm sure you're been told this many times since you created this post but the flag you've put on Denmark is in fact Finnish. Just like Pippi Longstocking is Swedish. In Denmark we refer to the real character by the Swedish author Astrid Lingren: Pippi Langstrømpe.
You can find a picture of her (from the original tv series as the picture you had posted was from a theater) here:
http://www.dr.dk/NR/rdonlyres/859C1B...44a_pippi2.jpg
It is true that she was a huge icon for feminism but turning little innocent girls into uppity whores was not her thing. She liked pancakes and going on adventures with her neighbors.

7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."

Whoever translated this for you would fail a Danish test big time. The shows are:
10:30 The debate (a debate program that deals mostly with politics) and not "Stealing bats"
11:10 The golden apples and not "Lust for Gold"
11:30 A Morning with Nis Boesdal (a show that gives people advise on anything from gardening to legal issues) and not "a morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)"
12:00 Update with news and the weather (news) and not "Update on Masochism" - seriously. Where do you get it from?
12:10 Horizon (deals with political issues of the word) and not "Camping (homersexual stuff)"
12:35 Reunion with Brutalis (Brutalis is a rhinoceros in Copenhagen Zoo) and not "Rape with Brutality (children’s program)"
12:55 Friends on adventure (a travel show) and not "VD treatment (with startling graphics)"
13:25 Hurt for life (documentary about people who's been through toughness in life) and not "The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)"
13:50 Super neighbor (about how neighbors help each other) and not "Like Super Mario but worse"
14:20 Come again (another documentary) and not "Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)"
14:50 News on sign language (news) and not "Update on Masochism for Children"
15:00 Update with news and the weather (news) and not "Update on Masochism"
These are all typical daily shows. There's nothing nasty on there.

8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

Danish gay couples are allowed to get married (not in a church though but in City Hall) and they are indeed allowed to adopt - just like a "normal" person. Homosexual people are people just like me and you. If you think otherwise that's your problem. We don't tell you to cut your hair just because we don't like it.
In Denmark it is not legal to rape anyone. I would like to know where you got your "facts" from because quoting the bible on a certain issue does not qualify as a fact about the issue.

Does your heaven only consists of Americans?

All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

[Technocrat]

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And before people start bashing my somewhat incorrect spelling of some words I will let you know that I am quite aware of it.

[Mr. Rasmussen]

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Enough Said!

[MrAnderson]

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Dear Sirs and Ladies, I’m not sure if this thread is for real or a joke. I will take it as some actually believe in this, but I hope it’s not true.
Old Cranky Said a lot, all which are false. Sorry.
1) Rape wasn’t invented in Denmark. Where is the proof of that? There is none. Viking is the word of a many thousand year old tribal gang. Back when Indians ruled in the US before the white man terminated and took their native belongings and raped their women.
2) “Denmark is behind the global climate hoax” – maybe in your dreams. Actually Al gore, an all time American, is one of the biggest speakers for the climate changes, winning a Swedish Nobel-price and an Oscar for his effort. On the whore part of the story – Nevada, in the U.S. has legalized prostitution, in Denmark there is no such things. Also if you read the article referred to, I mean if you read it, you will see that it’s the prostitutes getting annoyed over the Danish politicians trying to stop the prostitution. Not legalizing it. Like in Nevada. Also it was not the coldest winter in Denmark, according to several climate facts, it was cold, but not nearly as cold as it gets year after year in the US.
3) The Danish Primeminister is called Lars Løkke Rasmussen. Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, was Prime minister years ago and have never participated in Tour De France. You can see the official sides for that information. The one Old Cranky refers to is Michael Rasmussen, read the article again, and he is a biker. Just like the all time American Floyd Landis who has admitted doping.
4) H.C. Andersen wrote fairytales. F a i r y t a l e s. Where is the proof of Satans native language being Danish? If I’m not wrong satan was once, according to the bible, a very trusted angel from God, and the could speak together. Then I guess gods native language is Danish as well. Though I believe God speaks all languages.
5) Lego is a toy. Not a sinful. Everything can be twisted, just like the Lego picture viewd in crankys thread. The Ku Klux Klan is American, and claim to be working under god and for America. I hope and believe that many of the readers here disagree as much as I do in what the clan claim.
6) If my information is correct Pippi Longstocking is called Pippi Langstrømpe in Denmark, and she is Swedish, invented by a Swedish author who also wrote The Brothers Lionheart and other tales. It’s a fictional character based in Sweden. Also it’s a tiny girl with red hair. I have seen many people, also Christians with red hair, none of them representing fire or Satan.
7) The programs you refer to is also a complete rubbish. Click the link in Old Cranky, if you open two different windows, minimize them a bit, then this is the real translation, or at least close to it. You may buy a dictionary and translate it yourself aswell. The programs is called: Debate, The Goldenapples (if anyone starts talking about sinful apples, then I hope you never touched a fruit in your life), Late in the morning with Nis Boesdal, DR Update (News), The struggle for the torch (a debate program), Reunion with Brutalis (a program about a rhino from a Danish zoo who came back to Africa), Friends on Adventure, Branded for life, Superneighbor (about great neighbors), Come again, News on sign language (news for deaf people), and finally its news again. Not so evil programs.
8) The last one is the bomb. Gay people are allowed to live in registered partnerships in Denmark. Just like in some states in the US. They are not allowed to rape children. Who would ever allow that? Where does it say that they are allowed to do such a horrific thing?
I respect peoples faith, but when you make obligations against people, you need to check your facts. Btw if you write: Denmark.dk – then I’m sure you can find all the facts that you need – you can even become a fan on Facebook.
Best regards,
Christian (and yes that is actually my name)

[Technocrat]

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No, like most True Christians™ I am home schooled. Schools corrupt children by wasting time on things other than the KJV1611 Holy Bible. Things like sex education .

And what is wrong with sex education? People need to know the functions of their body, their anatomy. Are you supposed to find out on the night of your honeymoon? That's nuts. Sex education is furthermore normally taught in Biology classes all together. People are not harmed from sex education at all.
Trust me, everyone I know including myself have had sex education in school and no one has turned into anything nasty at all.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."

Whoever translated this for you would fail a Danish test big time. The shows are:
10:30 The debate (a debate program that deals mostly with politics) and not "Stealing bats"
[...]
15:00 Update with news and the weather (news) and not "Update on Masochism"
These are all typical daily shows. There's nothing nasty on there

DearSir,
I read your apologist translation of TV shows with disappointment but no surprise.

I am reminded that amongst the well meaning, there is, especially in Bible Study, a tendency to put a spin on God's Words and claim, "This is not what Jesus/God/The Holy Spirit meant, He meant, 'Blah, Blah, Blah.' and if you refer to the Aramaic/ Greek / Latin you will see that the word <insert word> actually means <insert word>"

May I tell you that Nephew Zebulun's translation is inerrant. His fluency, in no end of languages, is amazing. He translated the above TV listing; it took him no more than 20 seconds and I was fortunate enough to be there so that 2 hours later, I was able to recall every word he said and publish it.

If you think I will take your word over that of my own Nephew Zebulun, you are sadly mistaken

[Ninjakaninen]

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Do your research people: I'm dane and I know what i'm talking about.
That really is the finnish flag, not the danish.
The danish word for rapist is voldtægsforbryder, not viking, and rape isn't an invention, thats something that has always excisted?
Al Gore from US invented the global warming theory, not Denmark.
Our prime minister never cycled the tour de france? i think youre thinking of Bjarne Riis, he cheated, but thats one dane.
H.C. Andersen wasn't the son of satan, he was just a famous writer? and i'm pretty sure the satans native language wasn't danish?
And how is lego sinful?
Pippi Longstocking was invented by the sweedish, not the danish, and shes called pippi langstrømpe by the way (:
Our tv doesn't approve rape? there aren't even porn on our tv?
Danosh gay couple can adopt, but not rape children? what did you think, and where did you read that? of course you cant rape children, you cant rape anyone?
Next time do your research????