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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
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    #466
    Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

    Originally posted by Geilarin View Post
    And the first persons to land on Faroese soil were Irish Catholic monks
    so all the way down to the early beginning of Faroese history we see Christianity
    Drunken mick papists aren't Christians by any stretch of the imagination.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #467
      Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

      Originally posted by Geilarin View Post
      First of all Faroese People aren't Eskimos. We are the same colour as you Pastor Ezekiel.
      No one is buying that, Nanook.

      Originally posted by Geilarin View Post
      Levi Jones; if you think that people respect americans and love americans as much as you say... then you're not very observing... sorry to say so... many people dislike americans because they think exactly like you do " We american are better than the rest!"
      Maybe some Americans are not loved and respected, but I always am everywhere I go thanks to my helpful guide for the American traveling abroad.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Geilarin
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        • Jun 2010
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        #468
        Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

        what hell is wrong with you Levi? why can't you accept the truth? Are really that proud? that you not even can admit you don't know anything or how the people behave or look like???
        Because Pastor Ezekiel say Proud people goes to hell

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        • Felicity
          As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 4834

          #469
          Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

          @Geilarin That is not true. There are international laws against killing whales.
          I Jesus!

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          • Brother Alex
            True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
            Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
            A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2010
            • 860

            #470
            Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

            Originally posted by Geilarin View Post
            I've know of the words of God as long as i can remember. I became a christian at the age 11. I've been going to church since i was 11 years old. And most of my friends are christian. I've only met 1 atheist and one Goth which i know who are non-believers... Both of them really nice people
            If you're a Christian then I'm the Pope.

            You false Christians think you're so clever trying to bypass God's laws, but you'll see what awaits you when you finally meet His judgment. To be a True Christian™ it isn't enough to just follow some bits and pieces from the Holy Bible according to your own unsaved opinions. You need to follow the entire Bible to the letter and keep all of God's law.
            Matthew 4:4: Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

            James 2:10: For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
            I bet Jesus will have a good laugh when He watches you burn in hell for disobeying His Word. It will be a great fun to watch.

            But tell me one thing
            Would you rather believe what Brother Alex says about the Faroe Islands instead of several of Faroese People and Online information...
            I backed all my claims up with scripture. Why do you hate Jesus so much?

            As far i know there's no satanic churches, no official satanic origination and the main religion is Christianity...
            So quit with saying the Faroe Islands is a satanic cursed place because none of have been here!
            The Lutheran church is a false-Christian satanic organization. If you truly wish to be Saved® I suggest that you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, repent of your sins and join your local Baptist church (if you have any that is).

            And so what if we kill whale and sheeps! the rest of the world Kills pigs and chickens and cows and so on!
            We don't care if you kill sheep, it's your lust for sheep that concerns us. The Bible forbids bestiality and whosoever has a sexual intercourse with a beast shall surely be put to death.
            Exodus 22:19: Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
            Regarding the whale murders, the Bible also forbids the eating of whales, shrimp and all sea creatures that don't have scales or fins.
            Leviticus 11:10: And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
            Christianity isn't about who is the nicest person... even though many thinks so... It's about being nice to the people around...
            Please back these claims up with scripture.

            Contrary to some false Christian beliefs, Jesus is not a God of love and peace, He is a God of war.
            Exodus 15:3: The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.

            Matthew 10:34: Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            The false Christ only carries love and peace while the real one carries a sword. You should think about that for a while.
            And of course and faith in Jesus, the Holy Spririt and God!
            three different persons but still the same
            That I can fully agree with. God surely is amazing, isn't He? I can't understand why you farokes hate Him so much.

            YIC,
            Alex
            PROOF: America in the Bible!
            8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



            The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
            (Psalm 9:17)

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            • Geilarin
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              #471
              Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

              you fool! who do you think you are, we love God because he loved us first 2. letter of St. Peter remember that!!!!
              Faroe Islands was Christianize hundreds of years before white man new what America was and remember vikings came first over there.
              You are blessed with worlds biggest criminals, everything from Ted Bounty to Jim Jones and Waco.
              So stupit you are dont even knows the flags of Scandinavia, and maybe your god has freed you from a brain.....

              Dummi kløddi!!!

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              • Brother Alex
                True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2010
                • 860

                #472
                Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                Originally posted by Geilarin View Post
                You are blessed with worlds biggest criminals... Jim Jones...
                For your info, Brother Jones was a True Christian™, not a criminal. There has not been a single church that had such an outstanding Ex-Negro Ministry as the People's Temple, with the exception of Landover of course. Why do you hate Jesus so much?
                PROOF: America in the Bible!
                8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                (Psalm 9:17)

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                • Geilarin
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                  #473
                  Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                  Why do you judge me and the rest of the Faroese People?
                  The Bible Clearly says that people shouldn't Judge and any "True Christian™" would know that!
                  And you people Judge us! Being Satanic, Whale murderer, sheep molesters
                  You're suppose to be nice against others...
                  You all should be ashamed! You all spread leis! Honestly i wish you could open your eye and see reality! It is IMPOSSIBLE to fore fill every command of the Bible!! That's why he sacrificed his own sun! To create another way to be a believer! A Christian!
                  You're a Christian when you accept is gift of internal life with you're heart! Nothing more nothing less.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #474
                    Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                    You think we should just allow a bunch of Satanic, whale murdering, sheep molesters to run rughshod all over this forum just because we're Christians? You're quite mistaken, little girl. About everything.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Brother Alex
                      True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                      Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                      A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 860

                      #475
                      Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                      Originally posted by Geilarin View Post
                      Why do you judge me and the rest of the Faroese People? The Bible Clearly says that people shouldn't Judge and any "True Christian™" would know that! And you people Judge us! Being Satanic, Whale murderer, sheep molesters
                      Please back your claims up with scripture.

                      Contrary to some false Christian beliefs, we are actually supposed to judge others as the Bible commands.
                      Leviticus 19:15: Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                      Psalm 37:30:
                      The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

                      Proverbs 31:9: Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

                      John 7:24: Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
                      You're suppose to be nice against others...
                      Please back your claims up with scripture.

                      Contrary to some false Christian beliefs, we are actually supposed to hate those who hate Jesus with perfect hatred.
                      Psalm 139:21-22: Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
                      You all should be ashamed! You all spread leis! Honestly i wish you could open your eye and see reality! It is IMPOSSIBLE to fore fill every command of the Bible!!
                      We follow God's entire word to the letter. Why would it be so impossible for you to do the same? You don't want to burn in hell, do you?

                      That's why he sacrificed his own sun!
                      So you're a sun-worshiper? No wonder why you named your country after an Egyptian tyrant.

                      You're a Christian when you accept is gift of internal life with you're heart! Nothing more nothing less.
                      I don't know about you sun-worshipers, but we Christians seek eternal life, not internal. Why do you hate Jesus so much?
                      PROOF: America in the Bible!
                      8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                      The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                      (Psalm 9:17)

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                      • Faroes
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                        • Jun 2010
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                        #476
                        Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                        Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                        God is taking care of the Faroese. He is slowly turning them all into retardeds by poisoning their babies with mercury.* You see, there is very little to eat on the barren rocks that are the Faroe Islands, so these savages take their cue from godless Eskimos and eat lots of whale blubber.

                        Well, God decided to put high levels of mercury in the whale blubber, which turns Faroese children into drooling mongoloids. The Lord's punishment is always righteous! Praise!


                        *The link I provided is a bit on the scientific side, suffice to say that it simply states that mercury makes you children into idiots and that the Faroese are doomed.
                        What cind of a childis web site is this ! i will personaly make sure that this web page gets shut down ! emedietly !

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                        • Faroes
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                          #477
                          Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                          U STUPID PEPOLE ARE YOU SURE YOUR NOT THE RETARTED ONES ? WE ARE RETARDED I SWEAR ILL piffleING HUNT U DOWN U SICK THING !

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                          • Faroes
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                            #478
                            Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                            I whould like to say I wish u would burn in hell,but i am not like u i dont wish for anyone to burn in hell for eterneti, and it is a disgrace to good that a sick man like you should call him self brother and you pepole are clerly not well informed about the faroe islands. i dont think you should belive all the things that this Cleraly mentaly sick man is telling you. go to the faroes then come back her and talk abouth it. and where did u get thes false iformation from ?

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                            • Faroes
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                              • Jun 2010
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                              #479
                              Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                              Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                              Please back your claims up with scripture.

                              Contrary to some false Christian beliefs, we are actually supposed to judge others as the Bible commands.
                              Leviticus 19:15: Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                              Psalm 37:30: The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

                              Proverbs 31:9: Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

                              John 7:24: Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
                              Please back your claims up with scripture.

                              Contrary to some false Christian beliefs, we are actually supposed to hate those who hate Jesus with perfect hatred.
                              Psalm 139:21-22: Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
                              We follow God's entire word to the letter. Why would it be so impossible for you to do the same? You don't want to burn in hell, do you?


                              So you're a sun-worshiper? No wonder why you named your country after an Egyptian tyrant.


                              I don't know about you sun-worshipers, but we Christians seek eternal life, not internal. Why do you hate Jesus so much?
                              where did the sun-worshiping come inn ? and you say "We follow God's entire word to the letter. Why would it be so impossible for you to do the same?" well you clerly dont follow god´s entire word tot he letter..."in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." What you are doing now is the same as i say This web page is satanic A LIE !...

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                              • Faroes
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                                #480
                                Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                                Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                                Please back your claims up with scripture.

                                I BROTHER ALEX AM SATANIC I FOULD U ALL !
                                Leviticus 19:15: Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                                Psalm 37:30: The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

                                Proverbs 31:9: Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

                                John 7:24: Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
                                Please back your claims up with scripture.

                                Contrary to some false Christian beliefs, we are actually supposed to hate those who hate Jesus with perfect hatred.
                                Psalm 139:21-22: Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
                                We follow God's entire word to the letter. Why would it be so impossible for you to do the same? You don't want to burn in hell, do you?


                                So you're a sun-worshiper? No wonder why you named your country after an Egyptian tyrant.


                                I don't know about you sun-worshipers, but we Christians seek eternal life, not internal. Why do you hate Jesus so much?
                                we dont!

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