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  • #2296
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Nifelheim View Post
    I feel bad for you...It must be hard not having a mind of your own
    You know, friend, it's this "mind of your own" idea that brings you this rage. If instead you adopt the mind of God, you can be free from this emotional bondage. You can seek His will instead of yours. Then it doesn't matter if things don't "make sense" to your mind, because you will be happy doing His will, and it's easy - simply read the Bible and follow God's commands.

    And then you will go to heaven one day with us!

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #2297
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Pastor Zeke is the manliest man I know!...
      I've not yet had the pleasure of meeting Pastor Zeke in person, but that's exactly what both of his poolboys told me the last time I tried to visit.

      Originally posted by Nifelheim View Post
      ...Well i can actually tell you that i've spoken to God several times...

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      • #2298
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Here is a picture of a Swedish knife:


        Exatcly how are you going to hunting animals or defend your country with a knife like that?! I bet you wouldn't even be able to cut up squirrel with that little gay knife

        Now let's take a look at an AMERICAN knife:


        I am pretty sure you see the difference, Swedish knives is for fags and women, American knives are for manly American Christian soldiers and hunters

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        • #2299
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Nifelheim View Post
          Well i can actually tell you that i've spoken to God several times and he's promised me a seat next to him, because of all my loving volunteer work with HELPING other people and my love for him and ALL of is creatures.
          Whatever "thing" you saw on your your psychedelic trip you took is NOT our God. Your master is Satan. And whatever seat he has promised you is a lie.

          Revelation 14:11
          2 Thessalonians 1:9

          That is what you have in store for you son unless you repent of your disgusting judgemental ways. And I'd like to think that you won't be "seated" for this eternal Hell you will endure but rather as uncomfortable and painful as you could imagine.

          But hey more room for us in Heaven right?

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          • #2300
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by Nifelheim View Post
            What a wonderful world we would have had if there wasnt any religion. No wars, no hatred, only love.
            Are you seriously suggesting that people would suddenly stop grasping for resources they don't have and seeking to control trade routes just because we enter atheist utopia dream world?

            Even rabid atheist cockmunchers will laugh at you for saying that.

            The only way to peace and love is in Jesus after being saved.
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            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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            • #2301
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Nifelheim View Post
              I think you're all trolls because a person cannot be as dumb as what i've read in this thread.
              Since when has Sweden a president?

              What a wonderful world we would have had if there wasnt any religion. No wars, no hatred, only love.
              I cannot understand how you can waste all this energy on hating other people for both their colour of their skin and where they're from. God would be ashamed of you "true christians" if he saw what you have written here. Oh i forgot, God sees EVERYTHING so i wonder who he will favour the most, me who dont hate other people, or you, that only cares about calling people fags, idiots and retarded just because they have a mind of their own.
              You people sickens me.

              You also says that God loves America because of all the white christians there..hmmm, what about the native americans? If that's true, they would be the true men of God.


              I feel bad for you...It must be hard not having a mind of your own
              Amen!
              If there is anything that isn't KJV scripture in this signature again you are going to be banned.

              He that walketh in his uprightness feareth the LORD: but he that is perverse in his ways despiseth him.

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              • #2302
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                Does this mean you actually have something worthwhile to say?


                Does this mean you will listen to what I say, because all my arguments has been worthwile.
                Last edited by Redeemed Papist; 01-23-2012, 02:38 PM. Reason: formatting
                If there is anything that isn't KJV scripture in this signature again you are going to be banned.

                He that walketh in his uprightness feareth the LORD: but he that is perverse in his ways despiseth him.

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                • #2303
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  The New/Old Testament are nothing but a fairy tale books written by man. Humans were deceived their whole life and somehow those books have deceived you all.

                  Let's take Lord of the Rings for example. It's a fiction book. It's not real nor never happened. But if you put that book in a shrine and leave it there for 1000 years after perhaps a massive war on earth. People will find that shinre and find that Lord of the rings book and read it. And I am 100% sure theyll make a religion out of it. Theyll worship hobbits and try to find Middle earth.

                  What i'm saying is. The bible is just a fairy tale. Believe in it, none of my business, but dont insult other countries who are mostly atheist and have a massive amount of logic unlike you.
                  This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY! Any attempt to post non-KJV gibberish will be banned. --ADMN

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                  • #2304
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    I have changed my mind, can you please tell me how to save my soul?

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                    • #2305
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by Bobby Joe Wayne View Post
                      Here is a picture of a Swedish knife:


                      Exatcly how are you going to hunting animals or defend your country with a knife like that?! I bet you wouldn't even be able to cut up squirrel with that little gay knife

                      Now let's take a look at an AMERICAN knife:


                      I am pretty sure you see the difference, Swedish knives is for fags and women, American knives are for manly American Christian soldiers and hunters

                      true, but you got the orgin of the knife wrong
                      Swiss Army knife - Wikipedia
                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Army_knife


                      but swedes are fags

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                      • #2306
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by normalchristian View Post
                        I have changed my mind, can you please tell me how to save my soul?
                        I just lost my hope in humanity
                        If there is anything that isn't KJV scripture in this signature again you are going to be banned.

                        He that walketh in his uprightness feareth the LORD: but he that is perverse in his ways despiseth him.

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                        • #2307
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Devilslittlehelper View Post
                          I just lost my hope in humanity
                          Hope in humanity will never get you far. People are sinners, incapable of doing the right thing. It is only through the Holy Spirit that we can do good, when we are but an extension of His will.

                          Hope in Christ Jesus will never forsake you. He is perfect, the spotless Lamb of God.

                          Let Him into your heart, and you'll never feel hopeless again.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #2308
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Hope in humanity will never get you far. People are sinners, incapable of doing the right thing. It is only through the Holy Spirit that we can do good, when we are but an extension of His will.

                            Hope in Christ Jesus will never forsake you. He is perfect, the spotless Lamb of God.

                            Let Him into your heart, and you'll never feel hopeless again.
                            When I've seen how people is when they trust jesus, I will never do that!

                            I have my own angels at my side, and they're not sent from god. It's my friends and I call them my angels, because they're perfect!
                            If there is anything that isn't KJV scripture in this signature again you are going to be banned.

                            He that walketh in his uprightness feareth the LORD: but he that is perverse in his ways despiseth him.

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                            • #2309
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Devilslittlehelper View Post
                              When I've seen how people is when they trust jesus, I will never do that!
                              That's an absurd position. It's the logical fallacy of guilt by association. Who belives in a truth is irrelevant to the validity of that truth.

                              You position is the same as arguing Hitler liked jet airplanes, so jet airplanes are evil.
                              Originally posted by Devilslittlehelper View Post
                              I have my own angels at my side, and they're not sent from god. It's my friends and I call them my angels, because they're perfect!
                              And how can you be sure these things you call "angels" are even real? The human mind is capable of performing tricks on itself. That's why you need independent sources to confirm your experience. We TRUE Christians™ know it is real when Jesus talks to us because The Bible tells us.

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                              • #2310
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Devilslittlehelper View Post
                                When I've seen how people is when they trust jesus, I will never do that!
                                Your problem is you can't identify a True Christian™ from a False Christian. True Christians™ don't sin. We can't (1st John 3:6). We are made "new creatures," which means we are naught but an outer shell for the work of Christ (2 Corinthians 5:17). You can think of us as "Jesus with skin on"!

                                Originally posted by Devilslittlehelper View Post
                                I have my own angels at my side, and they're not sent from god. It's my friends and I call them my angels, because they're perfect!
                                Your friends will change their minds, as friends do, but the LORD never changes (Malachi 3:6).
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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