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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Laurence, i am from Sweden and i can confirm that this is indeed the Swedish flag, that troll is so stupid that he doesn't even know the flag of his own country

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Sweden89 View Post
      Alright people, i'm here to clear one thing out.

      The flag in the first post is the flag of Denmark, (use google).

      The actual flag is the flag in my avatar.

      / A Swede
      You youngsters learn nothing in school today. I’m ashamed of my fellow countrymen (if you are from Sweden at all; I have my doubts after your mistake with the flag). Maybe if you paid some attention when being educated instead of reading Japanese porn, there would be no need for us having this discussion.
      Stop whining
      (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
      (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
      (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
      (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
        Do you think we are fools?

        You have no avatar. Typical: it's all porn and suicide to your ilk, isn't it?!

        Maybe if you spent less time hiding away in you bomb proof bank vault, pleasuring your penile member over your Nazi gold in Zurich you would know more about the out side world!



        Yours in Christ.
        You are fools...

        My avatar hasn't been confirmed yet, and yes that is the flag of Denmark

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Sweden89 View Post
          You are fools...

          My avatar hasn't been confirmed yet, and yes that is the flag of Denmark
          I can see you now, friend, stumbling round in eternal fire telling anyone who cares that you were right about the flag, no really, you were right. Do you think the other sinners will care either or will they be wailing and gnashing their teeth while wishing they'd listened to Jesus?
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by Sweden89 View Post
            My avatar hasn't been confirmed yet, and yes that is the flag of Denmark
            If it is the Demark flag then you're Dutch.

            Idiot.
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Sweden89 View Post
              You are fools...

              My avatar hasn't been confirmed yet, and yes that is the flag of Denmark
              Why do swedes talk all big and tough on the internet, but then when you meet them in person they look like inbred pale hermaphrodites and they can't even look you in the eyes like a man?
              The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                I am currently in heathen Lapland preaching about Jesus for the savage Sami Eskimos, and i can tell you, things are dirty up here, i have seen everything from polar bear beastiality to worshipping of false eskimo gods, so yes, God does indeed hate Sweden, alot. One smelly savage gave me this photo, and said "this is our religion"
                Ha ha ha kanske dags att sluta supa

                Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                I am Swedish, and i can confirm that is the Swedish flag.
                Tillbaks till skolan med dig
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
                  Ha ha ha kanske dags att sluta supa



                  Tillbaks till skolan med dig
                  Friend, it appears a cat has swept across your keyboard and inadvertently submitted this garbled message.

                  Perhaps you'd like to try again praising Jesus in His favorite language, American.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Ha ha just talked to the "swede"
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
                      Ha ha just talked to the "swede"
                      Why, you're very jolly! Are all eskimos from your little village jolly like you?
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Well it could be nice for him to see his native language sometimes here. So he know hes not the only swede here.
                        Are you jealous i didn't talk to you instead?
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
                          Well it could be nice for him to see his native language sometimes here. So he know hes not the only swede here.
                          Are you jealous i didn't talk to you instead?
                          Look, you better be respectful to Mrs. Etheldreda, or I will LOSE IT.

                          No more of your devil talk, either, friend.
                          The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
                            Ha ha just talked to the "swede"
                            Jag är svensk, men detta är ett amerikanskt forum, och här talar vi Guds språk, amerikanska. Gud hatar Sverige och alla svenska syndare, bland annat du. Är du en Sann Kristen? Om inte, så kommer du brinna i helvetet. Detta är Guds favoritforum Landover Baptist Church, och allting som sägs här är sanning. Landover Baptist Church anser att det bör vara dödsstraff på homosexualitet, för att Bibeln säger så.

                            3 Mosebok 20:13

                            Om en man ligger hos en annan man såsom man ligger hos en kvinna, så göra de båda en styggelse; de skola straffas med döden, blodskuld låder vid dem.

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                              Detta är Guds favoritforum Landover Baptist Church, och allting som sägs här är sanning. Landover Baptist Church anser att det bör vara dödsstraff på homosexualitet, för att Bibeln säger så.
                              Ha ha ha ja det är det säkert xD Har ni enhörningar och drakar med där uppe?
                              Och varför börjar du svamla om homos?
                              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!


                                Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day. There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music.

                                Judges 7:20 "And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon."
                                1. Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
                                2. Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
                                3. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
                                4. Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence."
                                5. Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."
                                6. As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..."
                                7. Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
                                8. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
                                9. When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
                                10. Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."


                                All people of Sweden need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, India, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
                                First of all; that flag is "DANNEBRO" - the worlds oldest, DANISH, flag still in use. I'm a dane so I know for sure that's Dannebro.

                                1) Sweeden invented Ikea to make cheap quality furniture to the european people. There is nothing satanic about that. They doesn't produce that many satanic books. Where's your proof?

                                2) Gay parades is a part of the european culture is showing their support for the homosexual, because in the EU it's acceptable to be homo. And Only God may judge the homosexual, which acctually means that we humans have no such right.

                                3) AIDS started when a homosexual guy had sex with a mokey 60 years ago. Yes, I know, but we can't do anything about it now.
                                ABBA on the other hand, was a famous Sweedish band who won the European Song Contest in 1974.

                                4) Do you have any proof of that?

                                5) Astrid Lindgreen was SWEDISH, not DANISH, which means that Pippi Långstrump is sweedish too, and she's a childrens book character, which means there is nothing sexual about her (saw you said so in "8 reasons why God hates DK").
                                Besides; Sweden didn't participate in WWII, and in the EU you simply doesn't show that you're religious or not, and it makes people uncomfortable if you show your religious belief.

                                6) That's just wrong. It's not true.

                                7) They have suicide hotlines and clinics to help people who wants to commit suicide to not do it. We have thoese all over Scandinavia.

                                8) No. Ceremonies here doesn't involve sex AT ALL. It's kind of like when you go to church in the US, though it's all in Swedish (depending on which country your in). The Priest talks, there are people singing, another speach and so on, but NO sex what so ever. Really can't believe where you got that idea from?? o.o
                                Yes, it is true that there is porn in kiosks and so on, but that's just how it is in Scandinavia, remember there are the cultural differences between the US and Scandinavia.

                                9) IKEA doesn't have a poliece force. They are only selling cheap quality furniture...

                                10) No? Saab indeed is a swedish car, but it CAN as a matter of fact DRIVE, it's not like in the "Flintstones"


                                I'm a 100% dane from Denmark, who just can't ignore wrong facts, and as far as I can tell by how much I've had to correct you, you have ALL of your facts about the Nordic country of Sweden wrong.
                                Oh well, God bless you anyway I guess..

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