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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
    I have no anger against your God. I have no anger against any God.
    I have read the bible from cover to cover, and I have to say that it was not for me. I have read the Quran from cover to cover, and that was nothing for me either. I've "tasted" every major religion, and I can't say that I feel any different.

    I've had a Christian wife, and I loved her very much. I still do, but the things she did to me, I can never forget.

    I have never been in Denmark, I have never been in an igloo, I have never chewed blubber. I have never killed anyone, I have never hurt any animals, I never hit anyone, I never intentionally insult anyone, I respect everyone who deserves it, I do not agree with homosexual behavior.

    Still, everyone I love has been taken from me.
    So you're bitter tworads Jesus because you think you should have been rewarded for your "good behavior?" Is that it?

    Better take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.

    Being a "nice guy" won't get your ticket punched to Heaven. God says that your good works are as filthy rags to Him. He loves us that much.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
      Eh, so you have no problems with homosexuals but you do have problems with people who behave like homosexuals
      I think I have to change my statement about homosexuals. It's not reflecting what I wanted to say.

      Homosexuals are people. They have feelings like everybody else. I do not reject anyone being homosexual. I do have some gay friends, and they know where I draw the line. I've had some bad experience with male homos, and I prefer not to talk about it.
      He makes men wise by instructing them in every subject, transmutes all metals into gold, and changes wine into water and water into wine.

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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
        Räv ... Bård ... Hjärta ... Åke
        What do you people have against the letter a?

        Sweden has SAAB, and also Volvo is a Swedish manufacturer. It's true SAAB is not a great car, but it is not as bad as Cranky Old Man suggests.
        You clearly never drove a real American car.

        This, my friend, is what a car looks like:
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
          I think I have to change my statement about homosexuals. It's not reflecting what I wanted to say.

          Homosexuals are people. They have feelings like everybody else. I do not reject anyone being homosexual. I do have some gay friends, and they know where I draw the line. I've had some bad experience with male homos, and I prefer not to talk about it.
          We all have bad feelings about homos. God hates them so we do, too.

          I think you possibly need a bit more than revulsion towards the gays to get with Jesus, though it's a start. Perhaps this is the way Jesus will enter you.
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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
            Homosexuals are people. They have feelings like everybody else.
            I am glad you noticed...

            I do not reject anyone being homosexual. I do have some gay friends, and they know where I draw the line. I've had some bad experience with male homos, and I prefer not to talk about it.
            I am sorry to hear that. But one bad behaving gay, doesn't make all of them bad people. Your statements are ignorant and really hurtful towards gay people.


            Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

            - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
              I think I have to change my statement about homosexuals. It's not reflecting what I wanted to say.

              Homosexuals are people. They have feelings like everybody else. I do not reject anyone being homosexual. I do have some gay friends, and they know where I draw the line. I've had some bad experience with male homos, and I prefer not to talk about it.
              How many times were you ass-raped, Nanook? I'm sure that ass-rape is a common practice among you eskimos.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
                I've had some bad experience with male homos, and I prefer not to talk about it.
                Well of course; there is no such thing as good experience with a male homo. Having said that, your knowledge about Sweden is beyond criticism. My guess… You’re from Norway and you’re here to mock Sweden (as if we would care) and True Christians. The latter will grant you a place in Hell.
                Stop whining
                (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
                  I've had some bad experience with male homos, and I prefer not to talk about it.
                  We talk about our bad experiences with homers here all the time, so why can't you?

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    What do you people have against the letter a?

                    You clearly never drove a real American car.

                    This, my friend, is what a car looks like:
                    We have nothing against the letter a. After all, it comes first in the alphabet. åäö on the other hand, comes last. Besides, we have a totally different language, and it does not resemble English in any way other than some phonetics.

                    Hummer H3 gets around 14 to 16 mpg.
                    Volvo can get up to 24 mpg.

                    Thinking economical and ecological.
                    He makes men wise by instructing them in every subject, transmutes all metals into gold, and changes wine into water and water into wine.

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by John North View Post
                      Well of course; there is no such thing as good experience with a male homo. Having said that, your knowledge about Sweden is beyond criticism. My guess… You’re from Norway and you’re here to mock Sweden (as if we would care) and True Christians. The latter will grant you a place in Hell.
                      And you're much more qualified? Being an American and all? You have clearly never been to Sweden. You really should pay us a visit.

                      Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                      We talk about our bad experiences with homers here all the time, so why can't you?
                      Why should I?
                      He makes men wise by instructing them in every subject, transmutes all metals into gold, and changes wine into water and water into wine.

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Haagenti View Post

                        Thinking economical and ecological.
                        Why? Jesus is going to come back to earth any day now, and make everything right. True Christians(tm) don't care about "the environment."
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Why? Jesus is going to come back to earth any day now, and make everything right. True Christians™ don't care about "the environment."
                          As I recall, Jesus did not like people making profit out of religion, and yet I see the little ™ sign. ™ is the unregistered trademark. What are you selling, and how much is it?

                          Jesus might return, but making everything right is not a small task, demigod or not. There is so much wrong in this world, and it's closer than you may think.
                          He makes men wise by instructing them in every subject, transmutes all metals into gold, and changes wine into water and water into wine.

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by Haagenti View Post

                            Jesus might return, but making everything right is not a small task, demigod or not. There is so much wrong in this world, and it's closer than you may think.
                            Don't be an idiot. Thru Jesus all things are possible. He can make snakes and donkeys talk. And He'll return one day "like a thief in the night" and drooling eskimo scum such as yourself will rue that day.

                            Revelations 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
                            19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
                            19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
                            19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
                            19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Don't be an idiot. Thru Jesus all things are possible. He can make snakes and donkeys talk. And He'll return one day "like a thief in the night" and drooling eskimo scum such as yourself will rue that day.
                              Sure. What ever. My guess is it'll be the other way around. Jesus spoke about love. You, on the other hand, seem to lack the capability of love. So much hate against something you know nothing about. Someone has twisted your mind, and is obscuring you from the truth. The word I was looking for is "brainwashed".

                              You can't accept the fact that we Swedes aren't Eskimos. We don't live in igloos. And I'm most certainly not drooling.

                              Your "salvation" does not lie within hate.
                              He makes men wise by instructing them in every subject, transmutes all metals into gold, and changes wine into water and water into wine.

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
                                ...Jesus spoke about love...
                                For Christians, not everyone.

                                Luke 19:27 "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

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