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  • #3316
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    If you think NASA would lend a Soyuz to an idiot from 1000 BCE, then you're an idiot from 2012 AD.
    See that was sarcasm for dramatic effect. You could just as easily go to Houston, or Cape Canaveral, or the internet and look at photographs of the earth, and oh dear....it seems to be an oblate spheroid.
    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Friend, I could care less how 'pretty you think you are'. I have no interest in you as I am a happily married man with over 35 children.

    I find it very interesting that the simple little experiment I gave you provided you with the he bee jebees.

    I am sorry to hear about your azores, did you try applying some cream on them? No doubt it comes from masturbation.
    I don't swing that way chap, ladies only for me i'm afraid!
    Your experiment proves nothing, it's not scientific its just BS that perpetuates around "hardcore" christian sites.
    Learn real science.
    On a different tangent, i'd take you out on my boat when ever you want to prove to you the actual science behind nautical navigation. Just don't get any idea's big boy.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • #3317
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Black Knight View Post
      To say that the Earth is flat, is mormonic seriously.
      We are NOT some magic underpants wearing heathens

      I'm a pretty good Sailor when I want to be, and have been to the Azores a couple of times.
      The Azores belongs to Portugal, the Portuguese are lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

      If one does not account for the curved surface of the earth, my navigational skills would have left me floating around the Atlantic until I hit Venezuela.
      So you are a communist as well? Can't see any other reason to visit that wetback commie hellhole

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      • #3318
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Black Knight View Post
        ...the internet and look at photographs of the earth, and oh dear....it seems to be an oblate spheroid...
        Pictures on the internet are proof, now?



        Oh dear....it seems to be a cube...

        I wonder what shape it will be tomorrow?

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        • #3319
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post


          The Azores belongs to Portugal, the Portuguese are lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics
          Have you ever been? it's a beautiful little set of islands. Volcanic and moody, like no isle iv'e ever been on.
          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          Pictures on the internet are proof, now?



          Oh dear....it seems to be a cube...

          I wonder what shape it will be tomorrow?
          Brilliant!
          I have no rebuttle, and I understand your comment was sarcastic. Fair play.
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • #3320
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            You don't need to put your hand in the fire to know it's hot.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • #3321
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Black Knight View Post
              No no, you! Go to NASA, tell them that you are an Idiot from 1000BCE and you need to "borrow" a Soyuz rocket from the Russians.
              Fly into Space...and look back down at the Earth.
              Like a communist rocket is going to show anything but the Secularist World View(R). Go back to the Madras for more Atheist talking points.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • #3322
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
                I'm so piffleing done it's not even funny.
                Again? You see, this is why eskimos and antifreeze does not mix well. Years of drinking it makes them agressive and dumb. I mean even more so than usually.

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                • #3323
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  The degeneration continues. Now that being homosexual and transsexual is accepted in Sweden the liberals start to freak out even more. I didn't know that necrophilia was as common as it is. What's next? I guess they won't stop until they claim paedophilia is love too.
                  Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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                  • #3324
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Hahaha this is just priceless! Does anyone actually believe what they have written here? That Swedish people have sex with animals on new year? That 80%percent is gay? That no man in Sweden have balls? That every girl is blonde and just wants to have sex with you? That we masturbate in church and have orgies there. Not only is that stupid but it is, well i don't know a bit racist? How the fuck do you believe you're going to heaven when you have these opinions about people? A hateful Christian have a less chance to go to heaven then a friendly atheist. If there is a god or heaven (obviosly not) i don't think that god would love you if you hate on homosexuals or atheists. How about every one of you just shut the fuck up about the beautiful country Sweden and do something productive with your life.
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • #3325
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by Numinumnuff View Post
                      Hahaha this is just priceless! Does anyone actually believe what they have written here? That Swedish people have sex with animals on new year? That 80%percent is gay? That no man in Sweden have balls? That every girl is blonde and just wants to have sex with you? That we masturbate in church and have orgies there.
                      Yes.


                      Originally posted by Numbnuts View Post
                      Not only is that stupid but it is, well i don't know a bit racist? How the piffle do you believe you're going to heaven when you have these opinions about people? A hateful Christian have a less chance to go to heaven then a friendly atheist and nazi sympathizer and nazi sympathizer. If there is a god or heaven (obviosly not) i don't think that god would love you if you hate on homosexuals or atheist and nazi sympathizer and nazi sympathizers.
                      You obviously know nothing about God or His Holy Word. He hates queers with a passion. He created hell so He would have a place to send them as a reward for committing filthy disgusting sodomy in His presense. atheist and nazi sympathizers too!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #3326
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Okay, this is just so bizarre. I can't believe that anyone actually believes all the shit that is written here. Just to start with.

                        1: The flag you have in the first post is the Danish flag.
                        https://www.google.com/search?hl=sv&...PITMswa09YD4Ag

                        2: IKEA is not a satanic company. It all started with Invar Kamprad who got tired of how hard it was to buy furniture and take it home. So he came up with the idea that you could make the furniture cheaper buy letting the buyer put them together by them self and it would be easier for them to ship it home. Yes they are printing a lot of advertising catalogs, but that's because it is such a large company and it exists all over the world.

                        3: The Swedish government is not promoting people to become gay. Where is your proof for that?

                        4: AIDS was first described in the late 1970's by the French physician who noticed how gay men, unduly affected by rare diseases. During the years of 1983-1984 the virus that spread was identified by a French scientist and a American scientist.

                        5: The Swedish government never conducted any eugenics on any men and Astrid Lindgren is a Swedish author and Pippi Longstocking is a highly praised children's book all over the world.

                        6: Sweden do not help people commit suicide. We have one of the worlds best care centers for helping people with suicidal thoughts.

                        7: False, Åke Green were convicted for incitement to racial hatred. He had extreme preaches against homosexuals and there for got convicted under Swedish law for incitement to racial hatred

                        8: Even more false! SAAB made fantastic cars that were just brilliant. During the 80's American doctors, architectures and lawyers would pay money just to be able to stand in line to get a SAAB 900 Turbo. The speed limits are just as your's here in Sweden, on the highway we have 70 mph as the speed limit and in the cities it often is 30 mph.
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb6_naqJa24

                        9: I see some of you write that Sweden is the most Northern country in the world and that is false. There is also no polo bears here and we don't celebrate new year buy sacrificing humans and having sex with animals. We do it as anyone else with fireworks and some champagne.

                        10: It is true that a small part of the swedes are going to church. That due to that the majority of swedes see's them self as atheists (including me). The Swedish ceremony in church is just like yours. The priest talks, then everyone prays and then there is some singing. nothing special about that.

                        11: You are telling everyone to speak American, that is false. You are speaking English. There is no such thing as American, it is just an accent of English.

                        12: The earth is not flat. Would like for you to give me proof of it for me.

                        You can come with any arguments at me and I will just give you proof that it is wrong. You people should start to read more then just the bible. Educate your self and a whole new world will open up for you and you will see how blinded you have been.
                        Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                        • #3327
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          I thoght that God does not hate
                          as he is ultimate god and loves evrybody
                          even siners

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                          • #3328
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by MissEve View Post
                            I thoght that God does not hate
                            as he is ultimate god and loves evrybody
                            even siners
                            You had a thought? You need to stop all the silliyness and read the Bible. You should be on your knees to accept the thick love of Jesus.
                            God hates everyone who is not devoted to Him.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #3329
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by MrSwede View Post
                              We have one of the worlds best care centers for helping people with suicidal thoughts.
                              That’s exactly what brother Cranky is saying. Do you have comprehension issues?
                              Stop whining
                              (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                              (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                              (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                              (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                              • #3330
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

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