[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

FAL made 80's DJ mixers, and is also available as an Austrian assault rifle so think: ABBAmeetsTERMINATOR and bingo! a new Swedish (probably on-line, se is the internet code for Sweden) cult and sure enough YES THERE IS

[Lawless]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

This is one of the best trolling start ive ever seen.
In sweden, 70-80% is atheist. And pippi longstocking was created for her own child beacuse the mother had nothing to do when she broke her leg.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Landover, inspired by God Himself has now spent a long time warning the people of Sweden that they cannot ignore Him without His Wrath being felt.

Now His Wrath is manifest!

Two nearly simultaneous explosions rocked central Stockholm on Saturday evening, killing one person and injuring two others in what is believed to be a suicide attack.

The fatal blast occurred just minutes after a car exploded on another nearby street sending two people to hospital.

Roughly ten minutes before the explosions, Swedish news agency TT received an email telling Muslims in Sweden and Europe it was "time to take action".

Sveriges Television (SVT) reported that both explosions, which occurred about 200 metres from one another, were part of a suicide attack in the Swedish capital.

Writing from his Twitter account shortly after midnight on Saturday night, Swedish Foreign Minister Carl Bildt referred to the incident as a "terrorist attack".

"Most worrying attempt at terrorist attack in crowded part of central Stockholm," wrote Bildt.

* Stockholm attack follows terror warnings (12 Dec 10)
* Witnesses tell of Stockholm bomb terror (11 Dec 10)
* Two Swedes jailed for plotting Somalia attacks (8 Dec 10)
* Somali militia issues Lars Vilks death threat (24 Nov 10)

It as was foretold:

Le:26:14: But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these commandments;
Le:26:15: And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant:
Le:26:16: I also will do this unto you;
[...]
Le:26:17: And I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you; and ye shall flee when none pursueth you.
Le:26:18: And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me, then I will punish you seven times more for your sins.
Le:26:19: And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your heaven as iron, and your earth as brass:
[...]
Le:26:25: And I will bring a sword upon you, [...] and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.

[Cranky Old Man]

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For those who were not yet convinced:

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

If there's any small consolation, there won't be a Sweden in another fifty years. Everything we hate about Sweden - the sex changes, faggy euro music, socialist health care, etc. will all be gone. The mudslime immigrants are rapidly devouring the country. Native swedes will be bred out of extinction, and the remaining survivors will be blasted to bits by roadside bombs.

The mudslimes will take total control of the government and turn it into a caliphate. The country's name will also be renamed, to some unpronounceable barbarian Arabic word. Sweden will be no more, and become just another third-world Arab country that we can liberate and get oil from.

[God.Is.The.Best]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day. There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music.

Judges 7:20 "And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon."

1. Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
2. Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
3. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
4. Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence."
5. Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."
6. As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..."
7. Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
8. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
9. When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
10. Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."

All people of Sweden need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, India, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

7 reasons why Cranky Old Man is one of the biggest idiots I have ever seen and why you shouldn't listen to this crap

1# The flag Cranky Old man show is danish and not swedish, for all the ignorant bastards in this forum who think it's the same country. ITS NOT!
That have to make you realise just here that this guy like's to talk BullSh*t

2# The "demonic products" Bård, Räv and Hjärta is actually only random products that have nothing to do with satan. Räv is only a cuddly toy that looks like a fox, Bård is kind of curtain and Hjärta is also a cuddly toy looking like a heart that is ready to hug. Why are those products of satan?

3# The accusation that IKEA had a close cooperation with Nazi Germany is just a false statement, there is no proof at all that its true. And if there is please show me! He was involved with a fascist movement but the fascist movement didn't care so much for Nazi which you can read in the link! Germany

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Swedish_Movement

4# The example that one pastor went nuts in Sweden doesn't make every pastor a pervert or a sick person. So please stop EXAGGERATE everything you read!

5# IKEA CAN'T HAVE THEIR OWN POLICE FORCE YOU F*CKTARD! How can you be so stupid or evil that you actually just makes a thing up and write it down to trick people. In sweden there is only one police force and IKEA doesn't own it... Its the government...

6# The author Astrid Lindgren are not from Denmark... -.- She is from Sweden and is one of Sweden's biggest national treasures because of her books,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrid_Lindgren

You only write that she is from Denmark because you WANT to trick as meny as you can into hating Sweden.

7# I know all this because i am from Sweden and everything he says is bullshit! You are all extremly ignorant and stupid if you actually think that what he says is true...

[Bubzor]

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I agree completely. Of all the God-hating countries in northern Europe, Sweden is by far the worst. The only country that even comes close in dogmatism is Russia.

In Sweden, they celebrate the new year with human sacrifice and bestiality. While it is true that about 80% of the Swedes belong to the church, the actions of those people tell whole other stories. According to several studies, the 2% of the Swedes that actually attend church, only go there to get drunk, masturbate and have Satanic orgies. The other 78% are busy hating God and trolling the internet. In fact, there will probably be several Swedes in this very thread saying that what you're saying is not true. They'll go to ridiculous lengths to get their false point across.

Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

God teaches us to be wary of these people.

Where did you get your facts? Human sacrifice, that's a load of crap.. And the people of Sweden who are members of the church may not even be believers many of them, but are still in the church and therefore paying the church because they do a lot of good in this world..

Going to church in Sweden is very little like a satanic orgie, not that i've ever been to one but you seemed to describe it quite well and it's nothing like that at all. Getting drunk on the alcohol the church has to offer is humanly impossible. The alcohol existing there is a low-alcohol wine (aka blood of Christ) and i strongly believe no living man can consume the amounts of such necessary to get drunk.

And yes, i am Swedish.. Have a great day, and hey, lying is a sin right?

[Factsaboutsweden]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I'm not sure this man knows that he's making these things up.
But there is two ways of understanding that what this man posts is false:

Type "Sweden" in the white field at a search website like wwww.google.com

Notice that this man has not made any effort at all to accuire facts about sweden.
If he had made efforts to actually research the subject he would have noticed that all the websites or the all books he read contains a flag with blue background and yellow cross.

Not the Danish flag that he posted in his message.

[Religion is a Sin]

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1. Reading and learning aboute crappy furniture is way more fun than fantasy.
2. If gay had kept its original meaning of the Swedish language, "Mr Gay
Sweden" would be "Mr Joyfull Sweden" which is grammaticly wrong.
3. Abba wasn't the worst example of gay you can set, Justin Biebers. And we
all know where he was born, from a virgin.
4. If sluts are so awfull, howcome religious people all around the world are
jealous of Sweden? (Don't answear that).
5. What does Astrid have to do with God, Sweden and the Second World War? Not
a thing.
6. If men lost their balls, they have a high % reduced chance of commiting a
sin.
7. Clinics help those who thrive upon a huge burden of the threat for
commiting a sin, that a good thing and only your twisted mind can turn it
into something else.
8. In most parts of the world, having a job is a good thing whether you're
into satanism or rastafarianism, it keeps you away from hell for a shirt bit
compares to eternity.
9. Åke Green was spreading propaganda outside Korea, where it's known to be a crime.
10. Wicked imaginations is what you Sir, is looking at when you think of a
car as a toy for kids. And that may be the reason kids are allowed to drive
in the US which causes more believers than homosexualls to die in car-
accidents.

Making friends online won't change the fact that you're friendless in real
life. Blieveing is a complete waste of time and energy, in the eyes of a
person who has the understanding for a world beyond scripts written by
humans.
You all agreed humans many generations ago wrote these letters and
texts that you gathered into one big compendium of myth. If you are so
convinced god exists, give me one great reason or 1000 stupid ones, you
nothing but a man who is just like the other man who lived the generation
after the authors of the bible scripts.

Whatever sorcery you come up with, you just read it in another book written by another man inspired by another man who had a sic twisted mind.


Peace out, Existenz is relevant.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

If sluts are so awfull, howcome religious people all around the world are jealous of Sweden?

Thank you for making my day with that ridiculous statement. The rest of the world didn't even know Sweden existed until I started this thread.

[Factsaboutsweden]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Thank you for making my day with that ridiculous statement. The rest of the world didn't even know Sweden existed until I started this thread.

I love how you try to ignore what I wrote thought, thank you

You made my day

[hollomap]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Okay figured I would clarify a few things first.
1: America has a Gay man competition as well maybe you should take a look at your own country before you point your finger.

2: Sweden did not create what you call "backdoor sex" this has been in existence for thousands of years. And actually is spoken of in your holy bible.

3: The whole genetics thing and Swedish people not having balls is just a silly comment, on top of that your link refers to people having a sex change operation not being born without balls. Get your fact straight. If you are going to site evidence with a statement you make make sure the evidence is correct cause people like me like to look at the evidence you are providing to see if it is true. And obviously it is not.

4: Which brings me to my next point. The 7th point you make regarding suicide clinics has an article linked to is about a swiss suicide clinic not a Swedish one. Understand there is a difference between Switzerland (swiss) and Sweden (swede). I would also like to inform you that Sweden does not have "suicide clinics" and only grants assisted suicide if it is done in a hospital with the individual consenting, the patient also must be under an extreme amount of pain and suffering.

5: section 8 where you talk about sex in the church if you read the article you link it tells you that the threesome act was not performed in a church but in the privacy of there own home and on top of all that the Church of Sweden condemned the actions and let the pastor go as a result of it.

6: Section 9 where you say a man was arrested by IKEA's police. I would like to tell you IKEA does not have police. Second he was arrested not for telling gay people they were evil but for disturbing the peace and hate speech. on top of that he served 1 month in prison and the charge was not put in the record as a serious offence.

7: The last point you make about SAAB...... even Swede's know SAAB sucks.

My point here is if you are going to make a point make your point but it better be backed up with evidence, or people like me will point out your problems and make fun of you for them. But I think most of your country is already doing that. Second if you visited Sweden you would find it is not such a bad place but it would not be smart to visit now as most people would probably want to kill you at this point. Also yeah you should get rid of that "SWISS" Army knife. LOL

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Sweden hates you, Sweden will destroy God and jesus.
I AM THE DEVIL!.

Baptism is for retards.

Why are Swiss always so rude and hateful? Is is because you have to live in such a hellhole?

I guess living knee deep in snow without summer makes you angry.

[Factsaboutsweden]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Why are Swiss always so rude and hateful? Is is because you have to live in such a hellhole?

I guess living knee deep in snow without summer makes you angry.

You should ask a swiss ( = Switzerland)

I can recommend some good modern books if you like?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

You should ask a swiss

I thought I was asking a Swiss. At least he made it sound like he lives in Sweden.

Anyway, I have zero interest in your heathen garbage, but I can recommend you THE book. The bible, KJV 1611.