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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by lindaekstrand View Post
    This is very ironic! I'm all for gaymarriage and I'm also swedish and I rather have a fun life full of sins while I live than go to heaven with all you hypocrites after I die!!
    You do not understand what irony means, do you youngling? That is not irony.

    Let me explain: Imagine that you're standing in the snow with your fagget friends ready to sodomize yourself. You are happy because you remembered to wear warm clothes. After all it is snowing. But before you know it you're struck to the ground by divine lightening. You look up and realize that you are in the eternal fires of hell.All the fancy clothes burns of your melting flesh. And you are still not cold. Now THAT is irony.

    Have a nice day sinner
    Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day. There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music.

      Judges 7:20 "And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon."
      1. Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
      2. Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
      3. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
      4. Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence."
      5. Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."
      6. As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..."
      7. Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
      8. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
      9. When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
      10. Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."



      All people of Sweden need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, India, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
      Hahaha Old man you are funny that is the Danish flag Dude..
      Try using Google next time you try to make fun of such things it could be fun if you could find the right flag. And just had a little knowledge about what you write. But must say I think it's nice you've learned how to spell ..

      PS Dude you have trouble God hates people who lie. = He hates you = see you in hell

      And I am from Denmark and I know how my flag looks like. and one more thing we own the Faroe Islands and Greenland), so we are probably not as small as you think.

      And you know what I could find to look past the Freehold to see the idiots running around there: D

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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by poxixs View Post
        But must say I think it's nice you've learned how to spell ..
        You might want to take a look at your own spelling first, before making remarks like that.

        Originally posted by poxixs View Post
        the dansih falg is a gift from him

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
          You might want to take a look at your own spelling first, before making remarks like that.
          Dude maby my spelling isent that god but you can understand it.
          So no Problems in that.

          and the point is not how i spelling but you guys are totaly fuck.
          Put things like this in a forum. and do not have idé wath you talking about

          So how i spelling English Isen't point

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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Dear Friend,

            "Piffle"?

            Not familiar with that term.

            Yours in Him,
            BAB

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
              Dear Friend,

              "Piffle"?

              Not familiar with that term.

              Yours in Him,
              BAB
              its the site ther dont want the word fuck

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Jesus promised the end of all wicked people.
                Odin promised the end of all ice giants.
                I dont see many ice giants around!

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by poxixs View Post

                  I dont see many ice giants around!
                  That's because they were made up to scare children into behaving and being good rapists and pillagers.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by poxixs View Post
                    And I am from Denmark and I know how my flag looks like. and one more thing we own the Faroe Islands and Greenland), so we are probably not as small as you think.
                    You will never own us, you think that you do but infact you dont! Here in the Faroes, gay marriage is illegal, unlike in Godless Denmark. The Faroe Islands has also been proven to be the European country where the most people believe in God, while Denmark has been proven to be the European country where least people believe in God.

                    and to all homers, Denmarkians, Japs and Dutchmen out there, this is what we think of you here in the Faroe Islands:

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by GroundWalker Texas Ranger
                      Eugenics (Yeah, had to look up that word tbh)
                      And here I thought it was that Dutch band with the short haired woman and that bearded guy who sang about travelling the world and the seven seas. Seriously, if you had to look it up then you don't really know what you are on about do you?
                      Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                      • Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        That's because they were made up to scare children into behaving and being good rapists and pillagers.
                        Just like "god" was made up so you could enjoy your wars and killing and blame it to some fairy tale creature
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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
                          Just like "god" was made up so you could enjoy your wars and killing and blame it to some fairy tale creature
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                          Hello Mouse (or was it a Mole), nice to see Jesus led you back here again.

                          Sadly, once again you are confused as ever. Your theory might be the case with thousands of unjust wars heathens have fought amongst themselves, but not with Christians. True soldiers of Christ does not need any fairy tales to enjoy righteous war. Besides, why would we want to blame some fairy tale creature for something that God has commanded. God is perfect, so whole concept of blame here is ridiculous.

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
                            Just like "god" was made up so you could enjoy your wars and killing and blame it to some fairy tale creature
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                            Are you trying to say that God and Tinkerbell are one and the same?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Are you trying to say that God and Tinkerbell are one and the same?
                              Well they are both characters from a book, so yes

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                                Besides, why would we want to blame some fairy tale creature
                                You read a book with 2000 year old stories
                                You worship a cheating wifes son.
                                And you worship his imaginary father. Maybe she was so stoned when she was cheating she thought she fucked god.

                                So what i try to tell you (because i know you cant understand reason) is that "god" is a fairy tale creature to scare children. Just like Boogeyman

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