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  • #2536
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Melkor the fool View Post
    ...i dont believe in imagenary friends
    But you believe in imaginary enemies.






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    • #2537
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      But you believe in imaginary enemies.
      What enemies?

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      • #2538
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Melkor the fool View Post
        What enemies?
        Well, maybe opening your heart to God might help you discover who your enemies are!

        Psalm 21:8 Thine hand shall find out all thine enemies: thy right hand shall find out those that hate thee

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • #2539
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
          Well, maybe opening your heart to God might help you discover who your enemies are!
          I still dont believe in your imaginary friend. And the enemies i was asking about was those Didymus mentioned. Do you know what he talked about?

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          • #2540
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Just as a point of curiosity...How do Christians settle these issues up there in the tundra? How many walrus tusks make 50 shekels?
            2 narwhal tusks, 5 walrus tusks and 10 harp seal skins makes 50 shekels

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            • #2541
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Melkor the fool View Post
              I still dont believe in your imaginary friend. And the enemies i was asking about was those Didymus mentioned. Do you know what he talked about?
              Yes, you keep on saying that. Have you got anything else to say? Because this is not very interesting, you see.
              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

              God is still going to burn you and thinks you are as bad as a murderer.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #2542
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                God is still going to burn you and thinks you are as bad as a murderer.
                Yeah yeah yeah. He and his friends Santa and the easter bunny

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                • #2543
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Melkor the fool View Post
                  I still dont believe in your imaginary friend
                  If you don't believe in Him how come you know His name?

                  Gotcha!

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #2544
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                    If you don't believe in Him how come you know His name?

                    Gotcha!
                    Maybe because you mentioned it a few times.

                    GOTCHA

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                    • #2545
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      I also dont believe in Cthulhu, Illuvatar or Allah even though i know their names. Since when does it mean you think someone exist just because you know its name?
                      But maybe its not something to ask lambists. After all, you worship a book xD

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                      • #2546
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Melkor the fool View Post
                        Maybe because you mentioned it a few times.

                        GOTCHA
                        So you are saying you had never heard of God or Jesus or the Bible (KJV1611) or Adam or Eve or animals or donkeys or sorcerers or any of the things intrinsically pertaining and apropos or even tangentially aligned in the vaguest of way to our Holy Father and His son (who is also Him, indeed)?

                        What have been doing, hiding behind a rock?

                        I bet you think magic's real as well don't you? Or that sodomy doesn't spread the AIDs or that the Gaywise don't invite demons into them with their filthy foetid fervid flocculation!

                        Open your eyes, man! Jesus is coming and you and your kind are on an express elevator to Hell, going down!

                        Glory!!
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • #2547
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                          So you are saying you had never heard of God or Jesus or the Bible
                          Listen lambist. Knowing some fictional characters name dont mean i have to believe they are real.
                          Do you really believe every character in every book ever written is real?

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                          • #2548
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by Melkor the fool View Post
                            Do you really believe every character in every book ever written is real?
                            I haven't read every book ever written.

                            All the best.
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • #2549
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                              I haven't read every book ever written.
                              But you belive the characters are real?

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                              • #2550
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Melkor the fool View Post
                                But you belive the characters are real?
                                What characters? You could be talking about Boffo the Amazing Goose, for all I know.

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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